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Colombia as seen through Injun eyes

I’ve seen more than enough posts of Colombia as seen through blue eyes and what they see is a paradise of friendly people and especially friendly chicas.
I get many PM from non blue eyes folks who see Colombia much different. Yesterday, this person was kind enough to share how he sees Colombia through his black mans eyes.
With his permission, here it is:

Hi Elmod my name is XXXXXXX and I am a black XXXXXXX(Caribbean Island) living at this time in Medellin. I must be very honest with you that you hit the nail on the head and you could not be more true than what you are saying on
your thread about´´racism in Colombia-the truth´´.You are very correct and honest about what you are saying. many people would not admit or are not aware of the situation which yoiu describe.
Being a black foreigner i have seen personally how materialistic people are here..i have seen and heard the behaviour of the women here
and especially teh light skinned ones who will not have a relationship with a dark skinned guy be it indian or black unless they have alot of
money and even then it is for them. people are indeed quite racist here, maybe not as much as some places but rather so.. when they see that you are white they jump on you like white on rice-ihave
observed that personally-but when you are dark skinned they make it difficult-they do not give away their´chucu´´ at all...a great many
of them will not even talk to you...here they think that they are better than people too much for a poor country..
Th evast majority of them are only interested in money and getting it from you at any cost...they do not care about friendships..I have met some good ones but not too much to count...i have found it very hard to get any from anyone and i think it is because largely of colour and lack of alot of money. anyway you are a Colombian so you
know best...black jamaican. haitian, cuban forget it-your experiences are better here in Latin America and Colombia when you are white.
most of these white tourist only come for sex and drugs anyway...Colombia is known as a sex paradise and Colombian women are known for selling the. You are right Elmo-if you are white orlight skinned it is easier for you or if you have money...my email

By elmodefoque on Nov 15, 2007, 05:13 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 05:14:

thanks for the letter

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 05:33:

And this is news because......?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 05:43:

mi amor a lotta this knuckeheads don't know.
he's not getting any chucha either!!
I feel bad for him

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morphus says on Nov 15, 2007, 05:46:

Its not fair. Colombians are nice to blue eyed gringos...inviting them home for dinner. If you are black or Indian they won't even let you in their backyard.

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john_stark says on Nov 15, 2007, 05:55:

"If you are black or Indian they won't even let you in their backyard."

Or their backdoor either!

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billyb says on Nov 15, 2007, 05:59:

Elmo, I'm confused, you have mentioned that your gramps was German, now do the full blooded 100% native injuns accept you, or think you are a tainted interloper because you have a little bit of the culito blanco in you?

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:03:

Imagine some nice middle class black guy from a Caribbean island reading all these great stuff about Colombia and how colombianas are handing out free chucha left and right.
This guy saves enough money for lots of condoms and a round trip to Colombia. He finally makes it to Medellin.
He sees colombianas going in and outtta hotels with their blue eye gringos. Now he really, really gets excited.
He approaches the first girl he sees walking down the street,
Hola! Nothing
Next one, Hola! Nothing
Next one, Hola! Nothing, all he gets is dirty looks
He says Hola to over 100 girls, and all he got was dirty looks.
Now he knows to save a little more, enough for a hooker everyday, cus he’s not gonna get free chucha.
In 2 weeks I’ll be in colombia for a short vacation; I already set aside enough for hooker money.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:06:

sigh.

Hora de refrescar el repertorio, no te parece?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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billyb says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:09:

Colombiche, I que si no hay mas que eso?

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john_stark says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:10:

"Hora de refrescar el repertorio, no te parece?"

Para mi, no. Me gusta su repertorio.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:12:

la verdad, no es refrescante ,
que quiera que diga, lo mismo que dicen todo estos huevones?
Hay si, colombia es asi y asa y toa esa monda jejejeje
hay manes que no le dan chucha gratis en colombia, yo estoy en ese grupo y eso es lo unico que conzco

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:14:

In colombia i'm a life time member of NFCFY
No Free Chucha For You

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webmanco says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:15:

Elmo que pasó con el romance?

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:17:

cual romance? el que tenia con la chica wayuu?

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webmanco says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:18:

con las chicas de PBH

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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gabolicious says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:19:

Bueno eso es racismo y hay peor muestras de racismo en otras partes del mundo...

lástima que Colombia no se salve de esa mierda....

Elección no canonización....

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:20:

no es romance, las quiero preña para que tengan pelaitos colombianos de pura sepa

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dwmte7 says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:22:

damn, elmo....that's what my wife tells me...nfcfy.

dwmte

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gabolicious says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:23:

LOL....

Elección no canonización....

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:24:

dwmte, get her drunk

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webmanco says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:25:

No hay les rompa el corazón, además. :-)

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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morphus says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:33:

Las chicas de PBH son tacanas con sus chuchas. Ellas piensen que tienen una mina de oro alli abajo.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:36:

es una vaina bien sencilla. nos metemos en un hotel y las preño. en 9 meses tienes un hp indiesito y entonces le dicen al man (esposo/novio) que el pelaito es de el, yo me abro.
Les garantiso que el pelao va ser una pura pinta, asi son todos mis hijos
solo quedan 1% de indios en MI TIERRA.
me presto para aumentar esa vaina

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gabolicious says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:41:

LOL....

Ok morphus igual y no es oro pero uno bien que se divierte!!!

Elección no canonización....

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LA_MONA says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:52:

Morphus no es que PENSEMOS que tenemos un mino de oro es que lo SABEMOS ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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billyb says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:54:

epa.

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LA_MONA says on Nov 15, 2007, 06:59:

Si o no billy? Jaja

Elmo una pregunta, si yo tengo un pelaito contigo igual no serian 100% colombianos entonces cual seria el point?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:07:

Y vuelve la barca al mismo rio *Yawn* we've been here before haven't we... we got the POINT
NO black or injun get free chacha in Colombia!!! right?

engage brain before opening mouth

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:13:

monita, es que mis genes son BIEN BIEN FUERTE!!!
tendra alguito tuyo pero no mucho

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:16:

viajero, bring your black friends, but make sure they bring hooker money. Is really not that expensive.
this friday i'm going to queens to offer this colombiana 500 dollars, that same broad i could get in colombian for 40 bucks

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morphus says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:16:

Yeah, internet ho's and prepagos are he way to go. It does'nt really matter if you are black or white. Most guys are paying in Colombia. Colombian guys are paying too. Look at all these gringos buying 100K homes in Colombia. Its all for the chucha.

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LA_MONA says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:21:

Todavia lo estoy pensando Elmo con sus hijos tan hermosos, y tienes razon seguramente no tendrian nada mio pero ojalá saldrian con mis morales y no los tuyos ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:22:

el burro adelante y la cola atras heheheh

engage brain before opening mouth

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LA_MONA says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:23:

Kat tu eres la propia para tener hijos con elmo jaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:28:

i got nice morales.
mona, my last kid came out a little more white, but her injun eyes is what counts.
she models, go to my post in off topic

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:31:

No thanks mona, I can produced my own pretty babies. no help needed :)))

engage brain before opening mouth

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LA_MONA says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:32:

Wow Kat but you must admit it would be a fantastic combination jaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:33:

Elmo cual dices el de 3.17am?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:34:

ok, they can have elmo's money heheheh

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:37:

si el 3:17

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LA_MONA says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:40:

La que esta en el mar? Yo ya la habia visto y es hermosa, bien linda.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:42:

saw it?

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LA_MONA says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:43:

Elmo you're point is proven you do have excellent genes, your case is getting much stronger ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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morphus says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:44:

chucha, chocha, tawta....

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:48:

i hate so see my genes gotto waist. colombia might not need anymore toilet cleaners but they do need more wayuu blood running around.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 08:23:

nevermind all this chit.
A-Rod might be coming back to the Yankees for a lousy 300 million dolaretes

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Lowell says on Nov 15, 2007, 08:24:

It all depends on how you carry yourself. Great first impressions pave the way for future possibilities. Either way we all pay and pay and pay.

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"

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billyb says on Nov 15, 2007, 08:42:

I heard they got im down to $272 mill. How's he going to feed his family on that?

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 08:46:

they gonna have to eat out less and get to cooking more of that mangu at home.

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Mr. Hollywood says on Nov 15, 2007, 09:25:

Elmo, my buddy, just think of the cold shoulder you get in Colombia as payback for all the free blond pussy you got in the USA BECAUSE of your injun blood. There is balance in the universe, you just have to look for it a little harder.

You're starting to sound like a broken record.

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Grateful Dead says on Nov 15, 2007, 09:42:

Sounds like Colombia has become Thailand and Cambodia part 2.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 10:14:

Guys, guys, guys , please! I did not write the above letter. The impression I get from the dude who wrote it, is that he’s a nice guy that just ended up in the wrong place and now finds himself chuchaLess or chucha deprived. .
If he had read MANY of my previous threads regarding this subject, he would not be going thru that torture. I’ll tell him to wait until carnaval in curramba and I’ll get him free chucha in south Barranquilla.
Another beef I have is with these colombianas claiming to be so proud of being Colombian while never ever dating or liking Colombian men.
I agree with Web regarding what makes a true proud Colombian
Listen, I’ll be the first one to tell you, though I’m 100% Colombian I’M NOT a proud Colombian for obvious reasons.
I owe absoultluly nothing to colombia, I owe everything to the country known as NYC which gave me something I desperately was deprived of, CHUCHA, AND NOT JUST CHUCHA, THE BEST CHUCHA IN THE WORLD!!
AND LOTS OF IT!
I know jac chit about USA but I do know that NYC was first to give me chucha, first to make me feel welcome, first to give me a job making it possible to raise my family and travel and all that nice chit.
I have nothing against Colombians loving their country; if I had the same opportunities they had when living in Colombia, hell yeah! I’ll be one proud modefouqe.
I will always be Colombian and will die a Colombian but I don’t have to be fokin proud, or do I??? Chit now I’m all confused.
I am very proud to be from south curramba, but have absolutely no warm feelings or ties to Bogotá or the Colombians government.
Maybe for me Colombia is south Barranquilla, and then in that case I guess I’m proud to be Colombian. I take the entire chit I wrote back!
Thank you

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scotty says on Nov 15, 2007, 10:17:

i have noticed that just about every post made by elmo has to do with race, i just find that interesting. is there a complex problem here?

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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droble77 says on Nov 15, 2007, 10:25:

I'd say viajero knows what he's talking about. Almost every girl in Colombia seems to have a Hotmail account so what you do is sign up on certain cupid websites and get as many Hotmail addresses as you can. Then you can chat with them using MSN Messenger, now called "Live Messenger" Many even have a webcam so you can verify how they really look like, or you can just send each other pics right through the Messenger program.

So putting aside the "chucha" aspect, you can get all kinds of help and start making friends and broadening your contacts right from your PC in the states. Lots of young Colombians are using FaceBook, Hi5, MySpace, and all these "Web 2.0" and "social networking" technologies.

As for the race issue, if you're main interest is really just chucha [oh excuse me, CHUCHA all in caps the way Elmo writes it :0) ] then this may not be the right forum to discuss this but JUST RENT IT!!

I know this is not politically correct, but when it comes to ahem CHUCHA, it's cheaper to rent than to buy, with less hassle and complications, and the cama action will probably be better too. ;)

So for those who feel they are not lucky in luv, or just not getting enough action to calm their horniness, my advice is to use a mixed approach. Take out the "good girls" on dates to keep your head on straight, and then after giving them the good-night peck on the cheek at midnight, run off to the casa or whiskeria and party with the "bad girls."

Trust me on this, you would only be a little worse off than most of the local men.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 10:31:

Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, the day you land in Colombia and say a nice HOLA to a pretty Colombianita and she gives you a look like she wants to kill you, then you’ll understand.
I’m reminded about race as soon as I hit avianca waiting area at JFK.
Nobody talks to me, is like I have fokin leapersey (how the fok you spell that?) or something.
FOK THEM!!! THEY DON’T TALK TO ME, I DON’T TALK TO THEM.
read that guys letter carefully, don’t you think he also wants everyone to forget all this race chit and be treated just like everybody???

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morphus says on Nov 15, 2007, 10:40:

I get Peruvian chucha no problem....LOL

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 10:45:

jijijij peruvian chucha jajajajajaj
like the ones in Vaina in america? como se llama esa vieja?

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Medellin Traveler says on Nov 15, 2007, 10:49:

Elmo -

Did it every dawn on you that maybe it's the way you dress? Just trying to help out.

Agree with viajero and droble77.

I have met many interesting Colombianas on the internet. I have chatted with them online, seen them on "Live Messenger" thru webcam. And have spoken to many on the phone using SKYPE on my computer.

There are many Colombianas with internet and webcam at work, as well as in their home.

I have a list of Paisas I will meet on my next trip. But to be honest, it's not about the chuca, but about meeting Paisas from diffrent social backgrounds and barrios, so that I can get as many different experiences as possible when in Medellin. I've gotten to the point where I have to block some Paisas because I can't keep up a conversation with three/four at one time. So far, all the Paisas I met have J-O-B-S.

Elmo, maybe you need to change your hairstyle.

"Huevos Rancheros en Medellin, No Quiero Taco Bell." - www.medellintraveler.com

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 10:56:

i dress like a regular baby booomer nyc guy.
jeans, sneakers or boat shoes, mostly polo shirts and expensive watch and colombian chain with a golden wayuu god of fertility penant nothing special
I NEVER WEAR SLACKS OR HARD LEATHER SHOES, or botton down shirts. IS THAT IT? IS THAT MY PROBLEM?
i FORGOT, NOW I'M FOKING REAL OLD, BUT I SEE OLD GRINGOS WITH YOUNG COLOMBIANAS

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:01:

PBH is starting to sound like a forum to promote prostitution in Colombia.

Just a kind reminder that there are other websites created specifically for that purpose.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:11:

Colombiche funny you should say that. Most Latinas in NYC think all Colombians son hookers. Too bad you don’t have that many or hardly any Latinos in Canada but in NYC is starting to become a serious problem, and those novelas don’t help either.
Have you guys seen ASI ES LA VIDA?
This novela is watched by just about every Spanish speaking modefouqe in USA.

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morphus says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:14:

I'm just trying to talk sense into these guys...they go down to Colombia thinking they are macking.

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Grateful Dead says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:14:

No jodasss hermano !

lol

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Grateful Dead says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:18:

Ese elmodefoque es la embarrada !!

lmao

I like him , keep it coming elmodefoque !!

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morphus says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:18:

Its true! Colombian women have a bad reputation here in New York with other Latinos. Must be the novelas.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:18:

I agree Colombiche!

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:23:

Elmo I'm perfectly aware of how things are in NYC, I'm down there like 5 times a year. I also know how things are in Colombia, but I don't think it's proper to be discussing this ad nauseum day in and day out on PBH, not the purpose of this website according to Peter.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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gatogris says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:40:

This is sensitive shit, race and sex all mixed up with maybe class (?), in terms of comments on the way people dress, presumptions about the desirability of 'blue prince' foreigners, etc.

I'm focused on sex as much as the next person, but its not clear to me that this is what this thread is about.

What does seem clear from all this is that rejection, particularly if its based on unfair perceptions stemming from stereotypes, seriously pisses people off.

Some here are of the don't get mad get even school - rejected in the rich West, seek succor via internet and trips to the poor South, or vic versa. A status inversion brought about with technology.

But that can be a long road. There never seems to be enough chucha from diablitas or even pecks on the cheek from the good girls to fix the original offense. Of course, most people know this and it won't stop them from going down the road regardless. Cause its fun, and everyone knows the rules of the game, right? But it might not be the ideal system. There might even be the smell of something rotten about it.

And that's my cheap moralistic dimestore pseudo-pyschologizing quota for the day. Or the week.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:43:

I know this is not Pete’s purpose but how do you think I feel as a colombiano when I read over , and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over……..….how Colombians are friendly and how approachable and extra friendly colombianas are.
Hey, put yourself in my shoes, how would you feel if you’re not treated like that too, though you’re Colombian?
Maybe us CHUCHA deprived Colombians and blacks should have our own site.
Your right, this is Pete's site and I have no right to express a different opinion .
I’ll try to keep my mouth shut.
sorry!
Thank you!

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morphus says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:47:

Next time in Colombia, tell a Colombian they look "muy Indio". Watch how defensive they get. Here in the U.S. its a complement.

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:48:

I understand u elmo, but maybe you are letting that resentment rule your life. WHy mull over it?

Now put yourself in my shoes, you are a colombian woman and you are reading this over and over and over again. I was down in trinidad and tobago and those trini guys at the nighclub talked to me like I was a hooker, I was going to the washroom and they would pop phone numbers with obscene messages in my hand. You could really feel it,the way they regard us. And I was dressed plainly, just jeans and a top.

I mean, sure there are prostitutes out htere, but these kind of threads advertising colombianas as sluts are not making life easier for those of us who aren't.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Simon says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:54:

Hey Elmo, if you hate Colombia so much, then why don't you just join the fokin FARC??

HERE'S SIMON!!!!

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morphus says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:54:

The whitest, blondest Americans claim to have Injun blood.

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morphus says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:56:

That used to happen to me in Cuba. I would go up to those Miami princesses visiting family in Cuba. They wanted to kill me...LOL

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:56:

i hear you colombiche. in my case i feel like there is a party in my house but I'm not invited. i press my face against the window plate to look in and there's all these hollering, dancing, confitty, laughter, music, sex etc. all that nice chit, but what about me?? i keep knocking on the window, "hey!! you guys in there. Please let me in, i wanna have a good time too." but my pleads fall on deaf ears. They continue with out me.
So i go down the streeet and pay for chucha

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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seabass says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:00:

I remember the first time I visited my very white costena amiga. I asked her about her darker hermana.."did she like being out in the sun?"
Well, mi amiga looked all embarrassed and she told me that they had an indio uncle on their mother's side of the family.

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:00:

entonces te desquitas alegando en PBH.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:06:

simon, simon, simon, simon, i don't hate colombia.
I go there spend my hard earned money then i come back.
I'm slowly gettting ready to move back, taxi, apt, etc.
I've accepted that i will have to pay for it, does that make me happy?NO
but whatta you gonna do? i hate cold weather and really do like south curramba and since that's in colombia, then that means I really do like colombia.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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viajero says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:52:

Can the moderator kindly tell me, why my posts have been deleted? If I am not welcomed in this site, please advice me not to post anymore and I will disappear.
Thanks.
Viajero,

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strata2woman says on Nov 15, 2007, 14:03:

He mode, I really try hard to stay out of this fracass, ain't my fight. Like this good ole currambera say "never speak evil of a fellow costeño", I will not do it, but ya deja the pajarilla y cojela suave con las vulgaridades. Remember that whether is South Curramba or North Curramba few things are free, except amistad y familia.

- "con sombrero vueltiao y abarcas de tres puntá"

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manINred says on Nov 15, 2007, 14:15:

"Th evast majority of them are only interested in money and getting it from you at any cost"

Tell that to the many Colombians who have invited me into their home and given me food and shelter without expecting anything in return.

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scotty says on Nov 15, 2007, 14:31:

Elmo, it just seems like that 90% of your posts consist of race. Its as if you have a chip on your shoulder?
I have been to Colombia many many times and i have never once had a negative experience and i have never experienced anything negative towards me concerning race.

Now i can't say the same for right here in my own country USA. I am a white man and i have in my own country many times had black and mexican people show negativism towards me. Many times people of color in my own country have verbally abused me simply because i am white. I just ignore them.

But in Colombia I have never had any race problems, infact , i have been treated very good and sometimes down right spoiled by the Colombian people.
Viva Colombia!

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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Lowell says on Nov 15, 2007, 15:53:

morph, maybe because lindO was used instead of lindA.

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"

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morphus says on Nov 15, 2007, 20:21:

Indio, not lindo

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