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¿cómo se fabrica un costeño?

Pregunta Juan a Dios: Señor ¿cómo se fabrica un costeño?

Dijo el Todopoderoso: En una olla, mezcla diez kg de mierda, tres gramos de malparidez, 1.5 kg de pereza, 4.5 kg de mamadera de gallo, y un poquito de hijueputa, ¡pero ojo!!, sólo UN POQUITO....

si te pasas te queda CACHACO...

By Miguel_Clavo on Oct 19, 2009, 14:23 in Solo en Español.

BUSHWICK-BILL says on Oct 19, 2009, 14:42:

hahahahahahahaha this one was good...

Miguel_Clavo, why you dislike raaaaaay?

CARDIFF SOUL CREW.......

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ranaquajo (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 19, 2009, 14:42:

jajaja!!! ... Sr. TenPenny, do you know the one about the creation of Colombia?

“The people using your software, even if you own it and pay for it, have rights and will behave as if they have rights. And if you abrogate those rights, you'll hear about it very quickly.”

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onthemoon says on Oct 19, 2009, 14:53:

jajajaj que hp nojoda.

Love Happens...

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 19, 2009, 15:18:

RAAAAY is a little overbearing...sort of like a mama bear, if you know what i mean....he never did get over the fact that our parents liked me better....poor guy, one has to feel sorry for him.....you ever seen what RAAAAY looks like.....think a cross between PeeWeeHerman, the insurance Cave Man guy, and BinLaden.....scary stuff, man....really.

ranaquajo, no i dont but i am sure you are going to tell it to me! jajajaj

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La_Huella says on Oct 19, 2009, 15:38:

I guessed the first ingredient right off the bat ahahahahhaha¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 19, 2009, 15:41:

LH,,,,you think that describes Elmo at all??? jajajajjaja

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makopp5 (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 19, 2009, 15:48:

MC
great, but I think the part with the pereza must be much more.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 19, 2009, 16:01:

much more....jajajjaja

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ranaquajo (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 19, 2009, 19:24:

MC - it has been a long time since I heard the one about the creation of Colombia, I wouldn't do it justice at the moment... but if someone like theflatline or elmo or ? doesn't chime in, I will attempt it tomorrow...

“The people using your software, even if you own it and pay for it, have rights and will behave as if they have rights. And if you abrogate those rights, you'll hear about it very quickly.”

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theflatline says on Oct 19, 2009, 19:27:

I heard this in Colombia, from man a Colombia. That god is the ultimate practical joker. He created a country with wealth, resources, beauty, land, food, you name it, then he put Colombians in it. The ultimate oxymoron.

Legaleez for Complete Morons - A book for gringos in Colombia for who think they understand the nature of the law in a country where they cannot speak the language.

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ranaquajo (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 19, 2009, 19:32:

flats - I was looking for the long version..... ya know, build suspense...

“The people using your software, even if you own it and pay for it, have rights and will behave as if they have rights. And if you abrogate those rights, you'll hear about it very quickly.”

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 19, 2009, 19:43:

isnt that called premature ejaculation, or something like that? jajajja

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 20, 2009, 01:12:

jajaja esta bueno :)

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tasco66 says on Oct 20, 2009, 06:35:

"you ever seen what RAAAAY looks like.....think a cross between PeeWeeHerman, the insurance Cave Man guy, and BinLaden.....scary stuff, man....really"

Jajajajaja just too funny.

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to win (Leonid Brezhnev)

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