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Christmas in NYC and Barranquila

So there I was, it was the day before Christmas and I’m sitting in my penthouse looking outside at fokin birds.
I‘ve not left the apt. since Wednesday, not even showered so I stink the likes of a Spanish sailor…
Needless to say, I’m bored chitless, the last time I got any CHUCHA was a long long long time ago, mid November. I was supposed to go shopping with my ex wify but instead ended up in an hourly motel, the ones on the Jersey side of the George Washington Bridge. Right now she’s driving back to NYC from NC; I was suppose to go but bailed out the last minute.
Anyways, I just called Barranquilla and was told that it was sunny, warm with the typical December winds. The smell of booze, chicharron and music fills the air.
The beaches are crowded with drunken barranquilleros eating pescao frito; meantime I’m heating up left over Chinese food. If not for the fact that in3 more weeks I’ll be in curramba, I’ll most likely shove a knife in my neck.

By elmodefoque on Dec 23, 2007, 11:50 in Friendly Talkzone.

elmodefoque says on Dec 23, 2007, 11:50:

thank you!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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elmodefoque says on Dec 23, 2007, 11:51:

sometimes i feel like the bird man of fokin alcatraz

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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elmodefoque says on Dec 23, 2007, 11:57:

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over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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b bruce says on Dec 23, 2007, 12:10:

elmo you are one very funny dude! Thank you for the Christmas cheer. As for me, I am forced to spend the holidays here on the wonderful Dania Beach. Plan to be in Santa Marta in February! Merry Christmas dude, have a wonderful New Year! bc

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Colombiche says on Dec 23, 2007, 15:37:

Just crank up chacarron... it makes a perfect arse shaving theme.....

Plus nobody can listen to this song and stay sad....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Dec 23, 2007, 15:43:

LOL....

That is too funny.... I don't think I've seen this pic, but... WOW... They paid serious money to put this together... okay, maybe not serious but still.... lol

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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houstongal says on Dec 23, 2007, 19:20:

Oh Colombiche! Too funnnnyyyyyy!!!! How does anyone lip sync to mumbling?!

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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Colombiche says on Dec 23, 2007, 20:59:

The colombian cartoon puppy version of chacarron is even better (or just cuter maybe):

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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elmodefoque says on Dec 24, 2007, 05:23:

am i a CHACARON??

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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El Polo says on Dec 24, 2007, 06:23:

Man; that is a fat pigeon!

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elmodefoque says on Dec 24, 2007, 06:29:

polo, that there is a Manhattan red tail hawk hunting for pigeons. i saw that modefoque catch 2 fokin pigeons in mid air and tear the shit outta them

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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El Polo says on Dec 24, 2007, 06:38:

LMAO no joda elmo. jiji

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El Polo says on Dec 24, 2007, 06:56:

The red tail looks like he's been feasting on a couple of subway rats...

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