Chavez to buy 3 submarines from Russia

Simon says on Apr 4, 2008, 10:55:

Shit, now we gotta buy 4 submarines!

HERE'S SIMON!!!!

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ColombianoGringo says on Apr 4, 2008, 11:00:

I guess he is planning on smuggling more coke.

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jorgegdiaz says on Apr 4, 2008, 11:54:

With drug lords building submarines to smuggle coke, Col will be able to design and to build subs in no time...

"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."Robert Orben

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miamimike says on Apr 4, 2008, 12:01:

Too bad we here in the US finance Hugo's Submarines with our incessant demand for Oil. People here should think about it next time they fill up that 8000 pound Gas Guzzling Hummer and flip Hugo a $100 Ben Franklin! BTW, understand quite a few Colombians near the Border in Cucata also help finance Tio Hugo's Submarine purchases with their strong demand for Venezuelan Gasoline via the Gas Pimps.

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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Wastelandlive says on Apr 5, 2008, 22:34:

Wow. We criminalize refined coca products, thus making them thousands of times more profitable than an unregulated market would...

But you're worried that we're enriching Hugo buy buying that oil that keeps our economy afloat.

OK. Sure. I'll try to carpool to work, and I'm sure that Hugo will be forced to forego his arms buildup.

For whatever that's worth. Seriously Mike, what do you think he's going to do with some 2nd generation attack boats?

Wasteland

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Rikito says on Apr 6, 2008, 05:12:

What is Hugo going to do with the submarines from Russia...well for one he will be able to feed the poor people in his country. Right? He may buy them, but who is going to get them here and who is goping to operate them?

It is not life that matters, but the journey.

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