Celebrating Valentine's Day - Colombian style

santiBOG says on Jan 27, 2005, 17:02:

Colombian style means taking your secretaria to a motel el dia del amor y la amistad. I'm dead serious. It's very common. If this is not possible, you wait for el dia de la secretaria. I swear that this day you cannot get into a motel beacuse thay're all packed. There is literally a line of cars with couples waiting to get in. Forget the Hilton... the real action happens in Rocamar, Estadero del Norte, Hostal de La Calera, Coconito, Amoblados El Dorado... come on, we've all been there.

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Paisa_en_San_Francisco says on Jan 27, 2005, 17:23:

dia del amor y la amistad Se celebra el 16 de Septiembre

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oldbongo says on Jan 27, 2005, 17:27:

now we're talkin... mrs.G ...this mite be one lucky day for you..

you will now learn stewed conch......caribbean red bull.

costeno is good,...but,.. isleno is best for this purpose.

failing the availability of konks, .....we make rondon.

coconut is essential to all afro-aphro cooking.

you ask the oldgringo for receta details and you will get them, but,
he wants to see those tapes,.. soon the party will start on the boat,
and we haven't even begun practicing our moves yet.

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pantera says on Jan 27, 2005, 19:00:

on my country it is celebrated on september 17th we call it the day of love and friendship...and you have reason flowers and chocolates is chiclé...say your husband....you want other gifts...example...pantys...very sexys...or....in my country many husbands bring wife at dancing...or cena...please...forgive my english is bad...I only want help you....bye bye Mrs. Gomez

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dwmte says on Jan 27, 2005, 19:11:

pantera.... your posts are so sincere and sweet. enjoy reading them. thank you

mrs. gomez...thanks for sharing your valentine plan/destination with us. as for myself, don't know what help i can be other than to postitively energize you and your family for your forthcoming celebration. it sounds lovely, exciting, long, passionate and tiring. remember i'm one of the old ones. all that aside, it still all sounds great. please enjoy. happy valentine's day to you both.

dwm

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elmodefoque says on Jan 28, 2005, 07:42:

Mrs. G, porque carajo no me case contigo, tu eres la mujer perfecta para mi.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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nanis says on Jan 28, 2005, 08:19:

thaks you guys! Pantera chica yo tambien hablo espanol no te preocupes por tu ingles que es muy bueno muchas gracias por tus consejos son muy apreciados!

dwmte you are a sweety!! that's all i can say your posts really makes a change for the girls in this forum, i have had it with so people who are very rude to the ladies...

and my dear friends OG and elmo! where are my recipes?? jejeje you guys must be experts on the subject of aphrodisiacs!!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 28, 2005, 08:34:

Hey Elmo who do you trying to charmed in here, I though I was the perfect woman for you. "le coeur de mi est cassé" which means my heart is broken.hehehe
ok is valentine soon so your allowed two

engage brain before opening mouth

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 28, 2005, 08:42:

When is valentines day anyway?

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oldbongo says on Jan 28, 2005, 08:44:

thank goodness you've arrived... just in time....

the yacht, burro, burritos,and favors,
are all arranged, we just need the tapes,
...and you, kat1, queenie, and, maria1234, have you met?

since you asked,... to prepare....

rondon....guaranteed to make volcanos erupt..

get a big pot...
light a fire between three rocks..
place pot on rocks over fire...
add lotsa coconut milk,....make it!! don't buy it.
add solid white fish filets,big size..
add a piece of yuca, pumpkin, onion, carrot,
plantain, a hot pepper,and some turtle eggs.
stew it down for 20 min...enjoy...and enjoy again...

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 28, 2005, 08:46:

And let it rock and roll

engage brain before opening mouth

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elmodefoque says on Jan 28, 2005, 08:49:

Kat,I’m like Gomez Adams (Tha Addams Family) talk to me in French and I get all horny. UC speaks French and if he ever does that around me I’ll probably have him on all fours too. The only French I know is 'pepe le pew! and that's with having French god parents, who paid for private French classes and gave me a French first name. What a waist of money that was, I still can't even pronounce my own name.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 28, 2005, 09:18:

Elmo my daughter have a french godmother too, I'm Glad I din't let her to choose the name. "pepe le pwe" what on earth is that? lol

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elmodefoque says on Jan 28, 2005, 09:33:

“Pepe le pew� was a very popular cartoon here in the states way back during 4 channels and black and white TV. Pepe was a very romantic horny French skunk who thought he was a cat. He fell in love with all the gatas but the gatas of course always ran away from him, he smelled like a skunk! He reminds me very much of yours truly, thought women find me repulsive I always think they’re just playing hard to get and i chase them anyway.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 28, 2005, 10:01:

tinto, if you think about it most of those cartoons had a hidden message, in tune with the counter culture. you ever tried to figure out "rocky and bullwinkle", a squirril(how the hell you spell ardilla?) and a moose, what's with that?

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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ARMacleod says on Jan 28, 2005, 10:58:

Valentine?? I never knew they had an international day named after him, good grief. His imitation poor opera disguised as pop songs in the fifties were rubbish. Dicky who?

Why not an Elvis day? Everyone loved him.

Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions."¡El diablo me hizo hacerlo!" But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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nanis says on Feb 4, 2005, 10:19:

I have had the misfortune to experiment coke in the past and was hooked up on it for quite some time and all I can say is that whoever touches it ends up burnt! Coke as well as other drugs ruins your life especially if you take it whilst in a deep estate of depression and loneliness.

I don’t know about Colombia but I known that Colombians in the UK who are in the ‘business’ get hooked up on it too if you go to a Colombian nightclub in London you are sure to find a few people “powdering their noses� in the toilets but if you go to a gay club where everything goes you will find a lot of Colombians doing drugs everywhere even in the dance floor, this Colombians are people you wouldn’t normally categorise as a druggies you get to see some madness in those places! It’s sad I know but people get hooked up really easy and once you’ve tried it you can’t stop and it’ll be very hard to go out ‘socialite’ and not use it.

Here in the UK it is considered chic and very trendy using coke so if you are a real socialite you need to prove it the real socialites go to swanky hip style nightclubs and have all the drugs you can ever imagine, I know this for a fact I have been through this myself.

But as for the other Colombians in London well they are hard working people who wouldn’t go near that stuff. Some people assume that because Colombia is the largest producer of cocaine and heroine then all Colombians must be coke users or crack heads and that’s a big understatement I have had English people asked me if I have cocaine on me just because I tell them that I’m from Colombia. I guess that we are just like any other country some people do it and some people don’t.

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nanis says on Feb 4, 2005, 10:20:

Sorry!! Wrong thread! silly me jejeje

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