Cali Colombia was a great time!!!!!!!! Glad i went there!!!!

kalder says on Sep 10, 2009, 00:13:

I'm glad you had a good time. But people had still better not let their guard down in that city. It's dangerous enough for the locals- one was scopolamined on the Sexta in August. For us merry travellers, it's potentially even more hazardous.

"A piece of cheese may entrap a mouse, but a bicycle could ensnare the Imperial Chancellor."~~An Bai Kuang

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tannedincali (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 10, 2009, 06:50:

ERIKA7 says on Sep 10, 2009, 07:09:

glad u like Cali,

that cannot be the best ass, she is fat,

"por muy bonita que sea, tambien se caga y se mea"

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tannedincali (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 10, 2009, 07:21:

Aji1 says on Sep 10, 2009, 08:29:

Fat??? Wow, u must like stick women then if you think she is fat.

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!

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Simon says on Sep 10, 2009, 09:10:

"that cannot be the best ass, she is fat,"

Tipico comentario de fea!

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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wendell13 says on Sep 10, 2009, 09:24:

She is also known as Selena.....www.selenaspice.com

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AFEE13 says on Sep 10, 2009, 09:25:

shes got a nice back and def. isnt fat

Never looking back or too far in front of me, the present is a gift and I just want to BE

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 10, 2009, 09:28:

Yes but hanging out in Granada, chipechape and Menga is Hardly a Gauge of how the city really is.. Did you make it to Parque de Canas or Jaunchito?

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ElqueEs says on Sep 10, 2009, 11:22:

que..... y no fue al parque de la caña? haha

que que?

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theflatline says on Sep 10, 2009, 12:57:

She does have a nice culo.

Looks like a total sausage party to me. Like a bunch of dudes who never a real woman in front of them.

The reality is many women look like that in Colombia, without having to shake it on a stage.

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cali373 says on Sep 10, 2009, 13:04:

Parque del perro?

Smile if you are a thinker!

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AFEE13 says on Sep 10, 2009, 13:52:

haha..flatline, i was thinking the same thing..i rather have one my pieces shake it for me and me only in my apt.

Never looking back or too far in front of me, the present is a gift and I just want to BE

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Morrongo says on Sep 10, 2009, 14:17:

So let me recap. You travelled from the States to go on vacation,when you got to Cali you went to Disco's and a fat arse competition and that's all you can tell us about our city. Apart from someone called wanker (Juan Carlos) that managed to do a bit of pimping and 'whow' hooked you up with some tickets for the best arse contest, of which these tickets have been knocking around here for months. I'm still not quite clear the point of your post? Cali has good night clubs? Wanker is a good pimp?.....Your opinions of Cali can be of little use to anyone as surely you know very little of it, apart from where wanker took you.

It has got very sad here, we have come to this, there is a big sign outside Cali's International Airport Exit, (Not the National part) It states SEX tourism is not Welcome in Cali. A few more returns in body bags might see that sign disappear.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 10, 2009, 14:33:

Well he had to hook up with Juan Carlos because Walter Mora met his demise and is not with us anymore. Morrongo, you should seek out and look for babyjesus.. Pay him a visit.... jajajajaja lol

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robbie1 says on Sep 10, 2009, 15:27:

I know the pics are small, but I don't see any other gringos. The crowd looks local to me.

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Morrongo says on Sep 10, 2009, 15:28:

jajaja PCL I can party too, but the idea of visiting us here in Colombia for a bit of tail and a few drinks seems a long way to travel. These are not bad places the OP wrote about, they are where you expect tourists to go for a night out. The OP seems to be putting these clubs on a level above having an orgasm while drinking a cup of coco, they are clubs for a good night out that's all.

The photos of the La Mejor Cola de Valle says it all really, if we look past the pouting nymphet ,look at those sad buggers behind.

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tannedincali (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 10, 2009, 16:05:

ratbag says on Sep 10, 2009, 17:10:

morrongo you are right...who the fuck travels to another country to got a few crap nightclubs (in relation to first class clubs) to get laid....

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suizo says on Sep 11, 2009, 03:21:

I agree with morrongo...she has a fat arse.

However, only because he had a good time and visited a booty contest it doesn't mean that he is a sex tourist...he's a young guy having fun on his vacation, that's it...give him a break.

Crackheads suck!

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baby jesus!! says on Sep 11, 2009, 06:42:

tru

Too many gringos messing with lower estrato chicas. The cultural differences are way too huge -- These same gringos wouldn't mess with some project living mami or trailer trash back home in the States... WHY O WHY do it in Colombia?!?!!?-rhydewithdis

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Morrongo says on Sep 11, 2009, 06:52:

Nothing wrong with enjoying yourself on holiday.Young or old, have a good time, but it's the mix how you spend your time,can made a big difference between a tourist and sex tourist.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 11, 2009, 07:02:

baby jesus is the self proclaimed latter! He even likes to take pictures at mcdonalds! jajajajajajaj lol

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theflatline says on Sep 11, 2009, 08:57:

Morrongo,

You are in Cali and you do not see that type of body walking around? Are you blind?

You can see that type of body all over the place. Waitresses, shoe store clerks, banks, hell even the girls working for DAS.

Legaleez for Complete Morons - A book for gringos in Colombia for who think they understand the nature of the law in a country where they cannot speak the language.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 11, 2009, 09:01:

"However, only because he had a good time and visited a booty contest it doesn't mean that he is a sex tourist"

Yeah it does when one of your first questions on here is if you have ever used Walter Mora(rip).

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Morrongo says on Sep 11, 2009, 11:58:

Hey flatline, I think you have confused my post with others, I have never mentioned bodies in any description in any of my posts.

However now you bring the subject up, I'm more used to being on top of the body rather than just taking the photo and goggling

PCL jajjajaj

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drvannostren says on Sep 13, 2009, 00:16:

Ohhhh Andrea Rincon, my desktop wallpaper already hahah, she's deadly....but this mejo cola contest, sounds like a GOOD spot to be lol.

No matter where you go, the Korean tour bus isn't far behind.

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guapochino007 says on Sep 13, 2009, 03:09:

Yah cali was a great time!!! you guys are very funny... and No i am not a sex tourist... lol.


anyone here lives in cali or from cali????

----Ok, call me conceited or whatever you like... lets not talk about my PBH account name... LOL---

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 13, 2009, 08:52:

jajajajajajaj, yeah right EVEN YOU couldn't refrain from adding the "lol"

". Yes. Where ever there is money. Hot women will be there!! If there are hot women,"
" Why does Cali have the most beautiful women? People keep telling me that... Colombian people i met in the US all the said the same thing!!!"
" Why is there so many beautiful women???"
" http://poorbuthappy.com/colombia/post/walter-mora-personal-guide-in-ca... "
"If you want to come to cali, you should contact juan carlos. His staff made my trip very enjoyable, took me and my friends to all the cool bars, restaurants, malls, etc. He hooked up the tickets for the La Mejor cola contest."

jajajajjajajaja, you sound like the regular church going "FAMILY MAN"

p.s. guapochino is a huge oxymoron lol

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