cachacos en nueva york

elmodefoque says on Oct 19, 2007, 04:41:

these cachacos are funny! "lo mejor de nueva york, no hay gringos!"

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 06:19:

una bogota sin frio jijij

compa he failed to mention how much an hp open container ticket cost

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 06:19:

si en nueva yor hay mas frio que en alaska

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elmodefoque says on Oct 19, 2007, 06:27:

me gusta porque los manes se estan vasilando ny bien chevere.
un dia me samparon in ticket por mea!
urinating in public!
era eso oh me meaba los pantalones

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 06:35:

LOL compa cuando te sampan esa HP multa, esa vaina de duele el bolsillo enseguida, en nueva yor es caro para tomarse una cervesita en public.

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dwmte7 says on Oct 19, 2007, 06:46:

elmo...translate cachaco

dwmte

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elmodefoque says on Oct 19, 2007, 06:49:

cachacos are colombian modefoques south of monteria.

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dwmte7 says on Oct 19, 2007, 06:56:

thanks

dwmte

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 07:12:

Elmo una vez por poco me sampan un ticket tambien por mea en publico, pero era un female cop mas maluca que el jopo del pero mio vale.

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 07:12:

me escondie en un rincon con la catopla en la mano LOL. tenia un tronco de nota ensima tambien. Talk about close call

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capitan_centella says on Oct 19, 2007, 07:35:

SORRY ESANCH. "cachaco" are people from bogotá, that´s a nickname that "costeños" like mode set on us. "paisa" are people from medellin and surroundings. "llaneros" from los llanos, (vichada, meta, arauca. . ).

:-)

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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capitan_centella says on Oct 19, 2007, 07:40:

"rolos" are another nickname set on us from "paisas". . .

XD

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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capitan_centella says on Oct 19, 2007, 07:43:

Nah. we simply are different. As for example, i can´t stand vallenato. . . I do prefer "guabina" or música de cuerda (colombian music, like "garzón y collazos". . ).

I have a lot of costeños friend. They are nice, and somethings too noisy. . .XD

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 07:44:

its is not a a "hostility" it is simply a friendly rivalry, or what we call it Mamando Gallo

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 07:44:

Captain.. my neighbors simply close there windows when they see 5 or more costeños in one room togheter at the same time. chit sometimes they even party with us and ask us "what is that guys name again"? and I reply... Diomedes modefoqer then they get get up and join in and start dancing.

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capitan_centella says on Oct 19, 2007, 07:46:

exactly el polo. . . we say "puyas" (just some funny things about it each other) but most of us are nice hard-working people.

:-)

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 07:54:

Captian you guys are some lucky mofos you get to culiar some of the prettiest women in the world, I have a thing for paisitas and there accents, "pero meto la pata" when I open my big fat mouth.

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 07:54:

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capitan_centella says on Oct 19, 2007, 08:29:

Yeap polo. What can i say?

"a gentleman lose his memory, but never his smile". . jejejeje. . .

;-)

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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elmodefoque says on Oct 19, 2007, 08:38:

polo, como buen costeño tienes que saber baila!
coge una cachaquita de esas bien bonita, sampale un chorro de aguardiente medellin y sacala a baila un buen vallenato y lo mas importante es rastrare el sussuidio/la monda paque sepa que estas bien interesao de ella. cuando ella sienta esa vaina, especial de un man costeño, olvidate, es tuya, solo falta es levantala a pura....

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elmodefoque says on Oct 19, 2007, 08:41:

toda muje que sea normal le gusta manes que sepan baila!! todas!!!

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 08:47:

"sampale un chorro de aguardiente " LOL

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 08:47:

No Joda vale If I ever visit medellin or cali I am going to need some really really dark glasses. compa cuando llego a El Dorado me enredo completo, me olvide una vez que tenia que montar otro avion, I almost missed the flight.

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 08:59:

Capitan..... "meto la pata when I open my big fat mouth"

here is a prime example. take a look back at Elmos thread "Saftey advice for barranquilla" scroll to the bottom of the page... por poco me botan de esta monda mano. jijiji

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 08:59:

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capitan_centella says on Oct 19, 2007, 09:21:

suele pasar polo. . . y el modefoque tiene razón en algo. Costeño que no baila es costeño virgen y antojado. . . póngase pilas.

Si los cachacos somos "ardientes" cuando salimos de colombia? pues imagínese a un modefoque en niú york¡. . .

XD

Y fresco, las groserias también estan para usarlas. De lo contrario no existirían.

;-)

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 09:33:

Listo Vale

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 09:33:

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elmodefoque says on Oct 19, 2007, 09:41:

centella tiene toda la razon, costeño que no sepa baila se lo come el tigre, se muere virgin.
Traditionally is up to the aunts to teach kids how to dance. Since my aunt Alica was reina popular del carnaval de barranquilla, we had lots of parties and of course I was always forced to dance with all my aunts and female cousins, some which I nailed later on.
This how it was and continues to be in south curramba,

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Oct 19, 2007, 09:42:

centella tiene toda la razon, costeño que no sepa baila se lo come el tigre, se muere virgin.
Traditionally is up to the aunts to teach kids how to dance. Since my aunt Alica was reina popular del carnaval de barranquilla we had lots of parties and of course I was always forced to dance with all my aunts and female cousins, some which I nailed later on.
This how it was and continues to be in south curramba,

I'll get there, when I get there!

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 09:49:

que cosa tan brava, y esta bien armada....

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 09:49:

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elmodefoque says on Oct 19, 2007, 09:52:

nojodaaaa pero que pela BIEN BIEN BONITA la malparia

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 09:55:

cuadro a esa pela le quiero sampale un chorro de aguardiente medellin y sacala a baila un buen vallenato y rastrare el .......

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 09:55:

paque sepa que estoy muy interesao en ella

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elmodefoque says on Oct 19, 2007, 09:58:

eso ya es como material pa mafioso colombiano. pa levanta un pela asi hay que vender mucho perico, esta es la cremita de nuestra patria

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elmodefoque says on Oct 19, 2007, 09:59:

pa una pela asi soy capaz de tirame a to

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 10:03:

Elmo eso si es verda..

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 10:03:

esa pela es una hermosura

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Colombiche says on Oct 19, 2007, 10:09:

I LOOOOVE new york, if my family had moved up there instead of here, I'd never leave that effing place es una berraquera.

NYC is the only city that never bores the hell out me. London was close but no cigar, Paris is feels much like a museum, like you don't even want to step too hard on the streets because it is too beautiful to break. Bogota comes second and Montreal third (for fun). Toronto, I've done everything, seen everything, nothing left for me to discover.

People who live in NYC are lucky lol.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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elmodefoque says on Oct 19, 2007, 10:10:

If was a young guy ( instead of a 95 year old modefoque jediondo a mierda) and met a girl of this caliber, two things would happen.
Either I’m with her living between Miami, New York, Cartagena and Barranquilla iwth money coming outta my ass or I’m boarding a DEA plane in Bogota getting extradited to a Federal Prison in USA.
For a girl like that, is all or nothing

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 10:13:

Elmo if I ever meet this girl I think I would be sitting right next to on that plane LOL

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 10:13:

Quibo Colombiche, whats going with these double post?

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Miguel says on Oct 19, 2007, 17:03:

"Upgrade"

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john_stark says on Oct 19, 2007, 23:25:

Is that one of Morphus's girls? She looks like she's about 15.

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Robert Jorge says on Oct 20, 2007, 01:23:

JS, she looks like she is 20 years old to me. She is gorgeous. Beautiful eyes.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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Cerealkiller says on Oct 20, 2007, 09:50:

Yes Robert I agree shes quite pretty, but those are contact lenses...gray contacts as a matter of fact...tstill very pretty though.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 20, 2007, 10:10:

she is stunning!
CK how do you know they are contacts?

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john_stark says on Oct 20, 2007, 10:41:

Yeah, she's all right but chicks like her are a dime a dozen in Colombia. Go to any barrio up on the hills of Medellin. I could find you 50 in ten minutes.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 20, 2007, 11:03:

I know but she is pretty isn't she.

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Plato says on Oct 20, 2007, 11:57:

Coño! My modefoque town! That´s right - NYC! Those dudes are hysterical! LOL!!!

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Plato says on Oct 20, 2007, 11:58:

It's scary, but she looks a little like my 15 year old daughter.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Cerealkiller says on Oct 20, 2007, 15:10:

Kat 1 all my classmates wear color contacts and you can tell just by carefully looking at the pupil, they often dont point towards the same place. I used to buy crazy colored contacts as a teenager, so I can recognize a pair of colored contacts from miles.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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romanc says on Oct 20, 2007, 20:53:

Can anybody tell me...which one is the best Colombian restaurant in NYC ?

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Aaron21 says on Oct 20, 2007, 22:30:

Natives at 82nd and Northern in Jackson Heights.

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losperrosproduction says on Jan 22, 2008, 18:28:

silvestre contra peter en ny

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losperrosproduction says on Jan 22, 2008, 18:28:

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