Best dancers in Colombia

elmodefoque says on Oct 22, 2007, 05:02:

BUT I never imagine in a million years the best regatton dancer to be Asian. DAMMMNNNN!!!
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elmodefoque says on Oct 22, 2007, 05:13:

nevermind that, just look at the way this girl (above) dances WOW!!!!!! DAMNNNNN!!!!AWSOME!!!!

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morphus says on Oct 22, 2007, 05:16:

She looks filipina.

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elmodefoque says on Oct 22, 2007, 05:18:

too light to be a flip

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john_stark says on Oct 22, 2007, 05:42:

Nice little spinner.

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El Polo says on Oct 22, 2007, 06:42:

Nice Vids Elmo

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El Polo says on Oct 22, 2007, 06:42:

♦

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Chelesupercono says on Oct 22, 2007, 08:39:

Hey Elmo....watch out!!!! The Nazis monitors will delete these type of postings......only MALE bashing allowed

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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Mononoke28 says on Oct 22, 2007, 09:47:

You need to go to Cali. Those people there can DANCE!

Diana

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elmodefoque says on Oct 22, 2007, 10:03:

cali? where in tarnation is that??
these barranquelleritas don't so so bad

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elmodefoque says on Oct 22, 2007, 10:03:

cali? where in tarnation is that??
these barranquilleritas don't so so bad

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Robert Jorge says on Oct 22, 2007, 10:33:

Elmo, those Barranquilleritas danced about as well as a gringo doing the electric slide or the funky chicken. That was pretty bad. Nice bodies though.

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elmodefoque says on Oct 22, 2007, 10:47:

pretty lame compared to the asian chick but what a body on that one (far left with flower) it was only 60 years younger. She could have my entire paycheck for a weekend with that.
Pretty tira flecha girl

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El Polo says on Oct 22, 2007, 11:07:

What if she was 60 years older???

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bufalo says on Oct 22, 2007, 12:06:

Samba is way more difficult and tiring than anything colombian. Hit Leticia to see some nice brasilianas go at it.

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slguy says on Oct 22, 2007, 16:36:

Elmo- how young ARE those girls? Too young for Morphus, even, I think! jajajajajaja

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Robert Jorge says on Oct 22, 2007, 20:48:

My guess is that those girls are 20 to 25 years old. But what do I know from a scratchy video?

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billyb says on Oct 23, 2007, 06:03:

Geez Elmo, I hope you can find some Barranquilleras that can dance slightly better than that. In Cali they would get kicked out of the club for dancing so bad, jaja.

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billyb says on Oct 23, 2007, 06:03:

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morphus says on Oct 23, 2007, 06:09:

Not too young for me. I lke the one in blue on the right. Thats why me and Elmo could hang. He goes for the big ass, I go for the skinny.

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 06:10:

billy, millions of barranquillas dance better but look at that young broad's (left with red flower on hair)curves. look at that ass look and that stomach , if only i were 70 years younger.
BarranquillerOS are the envy of ALL colombia cus of the way we dance. colombian mothers all over the interior biggest fear is to have their daughters even dance with a costeño. She is saving them for a gringo

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 06:12:

this is how barranquilleras dance

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 06:15:

WEPPPPAAAA!!!!

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billyb says on Oct 23, 2007, 06:19:

I wouldn't kick any of the three out off bed for eating crackers, that's for sure :) Still not that impressed with the dancers in the video above, sorry, jaja.

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curramberochris says on Oct 23, 2007, 06:41:

I met the one that dances like she is in the electric chair. She is Cheko´s girlfriend and always dances next to him as no one wnats to look at him! The other hottie is his daughter I think. Hotties straight out of Soledad

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curramberochris says on Oct 23, 2007, 06:57:

damn, sorry about that. My PC went a little crazy there

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 23, 2007, 08:29:

Curramberochris, I deleted your duplicates.

Elmo, everybody alive knows that Cali is the dance capital of Colombia....saw the movie Salsa! What was the opening song....Barranquilla Pachangero by El Grupo Niche? Or Cali Pachanguero?








Young or old, man or woman, thick or thin, the Caleño is the dancer óf Colombia.
Need I say more?

Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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morphus says on Oct 23, 2007, 08:37:

What about Paisas? They can't dance to save their lives...LOL

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Miguel says on Oct 23, 2007, 08:44:

I agree with Desi that caleños in general are the best salseros and agree with elmodefoque that costeños rule when it comes to cumbia and vallenato. I hear that elmo and kat1 are the best joropo dancers in Colombia.

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Miguel says on Oct 23, 2007, 08:44:

Edit for double post caused by this new and improved format.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 23, 2007, 08:49:

Buenaventura presente!
Desi

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 23, 2007, 08:56:

In Colombia even the police shake their hips...

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 09:04:

first of all to get to cali you gotta climb over mountains and cut pass with a machete thru the jungle and all you gonna see is guys dancing half a block from their partners, barranquilleros dance apretaito.
First time, world premier!!!!!!!!!!
here's me dancing

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 09:05:

ME!!!!

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 09:08:

lo mas importante, rastrare la verga a la muje

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 09:10:

she gets a good feel of my "depends" adult dipers

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billyb says on Oct 23, 2007, 09:14:

jejeje.

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 09:15:

young barranquillero dancing salsa

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El Polo says on Oct 23, 2007, 09:22:

Carajo Elmo Baila como un HP trompo!!! Bacano

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El Polo says on Oct 23, 2007, 09:22:

watch out for the plastic hip though.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 23, 2007, 09:26:

What's with those white plastic chairs in every Colombian dance video?

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 09:27:

if i dance slow, my brand new hip don't bother me as much, but i used to dance like that young currambero above

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El Polo says on Oct 23, 2007, 09:28:

LOL, no joda..

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 23, 2007, 09:29:

AMPARO ARREBATO
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AMPARO ARREBATO

Amparo Arrebato le llaman siempre que la ven pasar
Esa negra tiene fama de Colombia a Panamá
Amparo Arrebato enreda a los hombres y los sabe controlar.
Amparo Arrebato le llaman
La negra más popular.
Amparo Arrebato le llaman
La negra más popular
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Amparo Arrebato le llaman
La negra más popular
Ooh, que esa negra es sandunguera, nadie lo puede negar.
Amparo Arrebato le llaman
La negra más popular
Y ella dice que la cucaracha ya no puede caminar.
Amparo Arrebato le llaman
La negra más popular.
A Juanchito, me voy a pescar al río
Oye, que me voy pa' Juanchito a pescar al río
A Juanchito, me voy a pescar al río
Pero que bonito es Juanchito, Juanchito es lo mío.
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Que me voy pa'l bar de Richie Ray, Juanchito es lo mío
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Eeh, con Amparo Arrebato a pescar al río
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El Polo says on Oct 23, 2007, 09:37:

Sorry Desi I tried to stay out of this one, but I cant :P

(Barranquillero que baila arrebatao’, barranquillero)
(Barranquillero que goza arrebatao’, barranquillero)

Es tiemp0ode tributar
Un homenaje sincero
Al bailador barranquillero
Por ser usted muy singular
Pues sí sabe disfrutar
De la tumba como nadie
Y no hay quien le tumbe el plante
Cuando se trata de gozar

(Barranquillero que camina arrebatao’, barranquillero)
(Barranquillero que se viste arrebatao’, barranquillero)

Tu rumbeas todo el año
Todo el año sin parar
Después gozas en diciembre
También en precarnaval
En festival de vallenato
Que nunca lo dejas pasar
Y te tomas todo el ron de la fiesta patronal

Que baila (que baila como goza),
Que goza (en la arenosa)
Camina y se viste arrebatao’

Que baila (mi rica bamba),
Que goza (esta sabrosa)
Camina y se viste arrebatao’
Barranquilla!!

A gozar!!

(Este cantar es para ti barranquillero)
(Barranquillero que baila arrebatao’, barranquillero aquí)
También lo goza en la forty
(Barranquillero que goza arrebatao’, barranquillero aquí)
Azúcar!!

(Este cantar es para ti barranquillero)
(Barranquillero que camina arrebatao’, barranquillero aquí)
Barranquillero arrebatao’
(Barranquillero que se viste arrebatao’, barranquillero aquí)

(Ese cantar es para ti barranquillero) Alelale-lelala
(Barranquillero que goza arrebatao’, barranquillero aquí)
(Barranquillero que se camina arrebatao’, barranquillero aquí)

Hoy le cantamos a Barranquilla
Y a su gente tan popular
Inspiración, es de gran ‘patía
Goza la banda, la banda pa’ bailar y gozar

(Barranquillero, baila)
Mi son, mi son, mi son, monte adentro
(Barranquillero, goza)
Allá en la guerra de bigoteros
(Barranquillero, camina)
En la cien y la veintiuna, arrebatao’
(Barranquillero, se viste)
To’ ta’ loco de contento en carnaval
(Barranquillero, baila)
Salsa, merengue, cumbia y bolero, y guapachá,
(Barranquillero, goza) Guapachá pa’ que goce mi gente,
Barranquilla para gozar, que rica va
(Barranquillero, camina) Viva el son!
Toda

(Toda Barranquilla pa’ bailar el son)
(Toda Barranquilla pa’ bailar el son)
(Toda Barranquilla pa’ bailar el son)
Toda Barranquilla bailando el son
(Toda Barranquilla pa’ bailar el son)
Rico!

(Este cantar es para ti, Barranquillero)
Es para ti Barranquilla
(Goza la banda, la banda pa’ bailar) Ehh pa’ bailar
(Goza la banda)
Es para gozar
(Goza la banda, la banda pa’ gozar)
(Goza la banda)

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Oct 23, 2007, 09:40:

Desi - Re the white plastic chairs, you must only hang out with los ricos in Cali. Haha.

Those cheap chairs are not only a fixture in restaurants and bars, but I've seen them in living rooms and dining rooms, too. White is the predominant color but sometimes they're dark green or bright red. As the guy said in "The Graduate," the future is in plastic. It may have come to Colombia late -- via silicone boobs and plastic chairs -- but I bet fortunes were made!

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El Polo says on Oct 23, 2007, 09:41:

Hey Tinto you forgot to mention the yellow cerveza aguila colored chairs?

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 09:59:

when it comes to dancing barranquilla does it ALL. salsa, reagton,merengue, champeta, mapale, vallenato, pulla, cumbia, etc. BUT we don't do Marilin Mendelson.
Now you still wanna know why curramba is number one???

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 23, 2007, 10:02:

Tinto, I have a couple of plastic chairs like that but green, on my balcony. I must remember to put them in my living room next time I have Colombian visitors, to make them feel at home.

Either that or park my car in the living room.
That'd be more complicated, because I live in a second-floor apartment....

Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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El Polo says on Oct 23, 2007, 10:06:

Guys check out this costeño dancing champeta, mira como brinca la pelea enseguida a bailar con WILSON!!!!

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 10:10:

polo, just before hip replacement 2 years ago i danced just like that guy

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El Polo says on Oct 23, 2007, 10:15:

LOL Elmo I think the guy in the above video took your advice. "lo mas importante, rastrare la verga a la mujer"

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 10:23:

imaginate si biene un man de esos que le gustan a las cachacas igualito a HOWDY DOODY' que no baila un culo trantando de levanta estas pelas que estan que no aguantan el deseo con este costeño, un man acostumbrao a pone a grita burritas

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 10:29:

ese pelao seguro que puede levanta a esas dos pelas a trola de la fisica y el queda como si na mientras ellas quedan rendia

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El Polo says on Oct 23, 2007, 10:34:

LOL Elmo check out the drunk barranquillero in the back ground. "un cule pase marica' too bad they are Mets fans

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 10:39:

NOJODAAA tipico hp barranquilleros peaos.
lo mas importante, rastrare la verga a la pela

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El Polo says on Oct 23, 2007, 10:39:

LMAO. Chit Elmo looks like just about everyone in these videos I have posted has taken your advice. I wasn't even thinking of that chit till you pointed it out. LOL

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El Polo says on Oct 23, 2007, 10:39:

Ok guys, dejo de hablar monda, back to work

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eywed says on Oct 23, 2007, 11:06:

A picture of a young elmo when it's time to dance close to the girls.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 11:16:

Man, that is fokin scary, the resemblance is uncanny

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Mononoke28 says on Oct 23, 2007, 11:28:

He cute... =P~

Diana

Diana

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 11:36:

that there is a colombian mother's worst nightmare she prays her daughter brings home a guy like this

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 11:38:

this guy in bogota cali and medellin would get gang raped by all the girls

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Plato says on Oct 23, 2007, 11:45:

Elmo, dude - you kill me - LMAOOOOOOO!!!!

Plato

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eywed says on Oct 23, 2007, 11:53:

elmo you need to use that new picture of yourself on your profile thur holloween

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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eywed says on Oct 23, 2007, 11:53:

elmo you need to use that new picture of yourself on your profile thur holloween

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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elmodefoque says on Oct 23, 2007, 12:22:

great idea!!! jijjiji
I'll start tomorrow, right now i be going home

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elmodefoque says on Oct 24, 2007, 04:29:

eywed, after much pondering i've decided to use the guy with the pretty blue eyes (jethro) as an avatar. I'll stand a much better chance of landing a colombianita with that picture.

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elmodefoque says on Oct 24, 2007, 10:09:

even second generation , 10 year old barranqullera americans know how to dance

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love2colombia says on Oct 24, 2007, 12:39:

The best dancers are Caleños, special the black Caleños

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