For you gringo guys a little advice about Colombian women.
What ever you do don’t get involved with lower class Colombian girls. Most prefer Colombian guys but will have to settle for you to escape poverty. This resentment will build up until it boils and that’s where violence shows its ugly head. In many cases they, together with their Colombian lovers, will snuff your ass and you will never be seeing again
Poor Colombians will always miss dancing in the arms of another Colombian.
Forget Costeñas, rich or poor, they love their sexy dancing costeños way too fokin much to get involve with a two left feet gringo. I’m not kidding.
Best and safest women for gringos to marry are upper class and educated colombianas from south of Monteria all the way to the Ecuadorian border.
For them, landing a gringo is the ultimate achievement. From since they are toddlers, their parents bring them up with that in mind. Upper class families save for years to take their daughters to a once in a lifetime trip to Disney World to get a taste of the gringo life and that stays on their mind for ever. While gringos are ridicule in costal cities for their bizarre dancing skills, south of Monteria the girls get turned on by their retard moves. They will love you and honor you for ever and will proudly have your kids cus a white kid in their world is highly prized.
I know I told the same story, but there are a lot of new member unaware of these phenomenon most prevalent in Colombia.
Colombia is the greatest place on earth for my gringo brothers, Ok not all of Colombia but most definitely among the middle/rich class Colombianas.
By elmodefoque on Mar 22, 2007, 05:52 in Friendly Talkzone.
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 06:07: how about something like this for starter PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 06:21: she could easily be all yours!! PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Titan says on Mar 22, 2007, 06:22: O.K. What region are Costenas from? Why should we forget about them?
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 22, 2007, 06:28: elmo wrote "Best and safest women for gringos to marry are upper class and educated colombianas from south of Monteria"
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rocinante says on Mar 22, 2007, 06:31: Elmo The best and safest place for the gringo is to go on line and bring one back to gringolandia. Yes the poor girls are settling for gringo the great to escape poverty and feed her fatherless kids. They go online and entertain emails from gringos who don't speak their language nor share their culture and take one for the team. It's human nature to prefer someone like yourself (which is why celebreties always end up with other celebrities). But at least in the US you won't get your ass beat. It's actually a mutually beneficial situation for both parties, the gringo gets a young wife good in the sack and she gets out of poverty. They email, chat on the phone and even see each other face to face 2 times before getting married. There's not a lost of wasted time dating and spending money. Plus, where else is a 50 year old pasty, no dancin' flabo going to get a rockin' babe but by shopping in a poor country? "World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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utopiacowboy says on Mar 22, 2007, 06:33: Yeah but does Planeta Rica really count? Did they have a town holiday when you married Larry? I bet all the girls there dream of growing up to be like you, Kat, and marry an English prince. So Larry doesn't take you out dancing, get you really drunk and then come home and pound the ol' chiquito? I bet he does but if you wrote about it here it would get Elmo too excited. Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 06:34: Costeñas are not too easy for gringos to crack. They’re from the hot northern Caribbean coast of Colombia. Music and dancing is their passion and if you can't keep up, they lose interest. PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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rocinante says on Mar 22, 2007, 06:35: Costeñas I tell you one thing Titan, as much of a man as I think I am, I will never be able to handle a Costeña. I wouldn't even attempt it. Be afraid, be very afraid. I'm not joking, they are not for us! "World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 22, 2007, 06:37: Titan, we call Costeñas, women from the caribean coast of Colombia.
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 06:42: Kat was declared a saint in her village. She was given sainthood by the head of the church from her departmento for her incredible achievement PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 22, 2007, 06:46: yep, from now on I am sister kat.
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aztec says on Mar 22, 2007, 06:49: Well, I for one agree with elmodefoque. "What ever you do don’t get involved with lower class Colombian girls. Most prefer Colombian guys but will have to settle for you to escape poverty."
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 07:00: Thanks Aztec, people here don't take me serious, I often wonder why. This is something I’ve observed and carefully studied. PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 07:10: you guys wanna see more colombianas? PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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cali373 says on Mar 22, 2007, 07:41: "I bust her "Mi abuelito es Colombiano pero se casó hace muchos años". Smile if you are a thinker! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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cali373 says on Mar 22, 2007, 07:45: "you guys wanna see more colombianas?" Smile if you are a thinker! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 07:50: This was the girl that dumped my sorry ass. PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 07:58: PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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gringolondinense says on Mar 22, 2007, 08:08: oh my god!! when I saw the colombiana in white I nearly came in my pants!!! Right, i'm packing my things right now :-).!!
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 08:23: Guys, my personal pics I cover the face, the other pics are from a Colombian site, PUBLIC gallery. PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 09:04: Them is some mighty fine specimen of prime cut Colombian broads. PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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southern151 says on Mar 22, 2007, 09:19: OMG!... Again the reason I love Colombia soooo much! I felt like a kid with bad Attention Defecit Disorder while I was there. I was constantly distracted by the constant beauty that I was surrounded by!
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 09:27: hey tinto/desi do you mind if i post a few more very tasteful pics? PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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gringolondinense says on Mar 22, 2007, 09:30: Elmo.... Im gonna have to send you back to school Im afraid!.....
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 09:40: wify, en rio magdalena PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 22, 2007, 10:17: sorry elmo i just want to show this one for the girls, he is Colombian so PEOPLE you can see we're not only got pretty girls, we have some gorgeous guys too!!!!
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 10:28: kat mi vida, he's cute but i've seen much better walking around in quilla. PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 10:31: i think this means war between the sexes. check this out! PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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cali373 says on Mar 22, 2007, 10:45: The last one on the right. Are those real? Smile if you are a thinker! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 22, 2007, 10:47: they are cute too Elmo. ;))) but to tell you the truth to me the girl in the white top, the first picture is the pretties.
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 10:49: totally agree PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 11:42: hey GB your girl, a closer look PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:01: Hey GB, I got a pic of her completely naked on all fours but is gonna cost you. PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:21: guerrillera during her time off in la troja, barranquilla PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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tomtom33 says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:26: I'm a sucker for tetas. And my little Costeña has espectaculares. I'm really going to miss them when I move to Medellin next week.
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scotty says on Mar 22, 2007, 13:19: spring break thats no guerrilla thats a chick on spring break in Florida. look at all the gringo dudes standing around her checking her out. Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Colombiano_81 says on Mar 22, 2007, 13:41: I wanna put up some Colombianas too! How the hell do I put up pics on this?
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Colombiano_81 says on Mar 22, 2007, 14:14: This is a cachaca from ciudad Kennedy I met 2 years ago...not bad sexy thing.
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Colombiano_81 says on Mar 22, 2007, 14:26: These are some Colombianasin miami sorry ahd to erase this one it came out hugeee
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Colombiano_81 says on Mar 22, 2007, 14:49: ok I give up theya re coming out rather big...hey here are a couple from www.caliescali.com...beautiful caleñas on this
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Colombiano_81 says on Mar 22, 2007, 15:04: http://www.caliescali.com/ventana_modelos.php?ar=322200745855_diego_camargo
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Colombiano_81 says on Mar 22, 2007, 15:05: http://www.caliescali.com/ventana_modelos.php?ar=322200750110_diego_camargo
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Colombiano_81 says on Mar 22, 2007, 15:15: hey guys look at my ex paisagirlfriend who looks justlike kat1 ;)
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ColombianoGringo says on Mar 22, 2007, 15:24: Bellas Opitas
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coffee beaner says on Mar 22, 2007, 15:31: website with paisa girls just for you elmo
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mvefwd says on Mar 22, 2007, 17:31: Here are Paisas I met In Feb06 No matter where you go... You are who you are... 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Mar 22, 2007, 17:57: 2 LEFT FEET??? ...try THREE, dude! tengo tres pies izquierda! Where do we go from here? 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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bamapits3 says on Mar 23, 2007, 04:00: colombiano gringo If that is your girl and you are not breaking bread to her every month for her to be your girl then you have done a very good job, but I have met to many money givers to make a girl like that legit.....just my opinion. Good catch
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ColombianoGringo says on Mar 23, 2007, 07:20: Bamapits Thanks for the compliment. Not only is she incredibly gorgeous, but she is very intelligent and very sweet and loving. She comes from a very small town and lives with her incredibly strict and protective parents. Consequently, she is a really sweet and decent girl. I went through a lot of good and bad Colombian women until I found her. We will be having a civil wedding in May and a big church ceremony in February after she finishes university at the end of this year.
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gringolondinense says on Mar 23, 2007, 07:33: Rubito the only time I tried Salsa was when a friend of mine (a gringa) invited me along to a dance thing. I was petrified and told her I couldnt dance to save my life. I ended up holding on to her for dear life. She kept telling me the man has to lead!!! Never again.....
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ColombianoGringo says on Mar 23, 2007, 07:43: Few more pics
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gringolondinense says on Mar 23, 2007, 07:52: phwoarrrr!! Those girls are proper fit!! :-). Nice cellphone holder!!
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ColombianoGringo says on Mar 23, 2007, 08:00: Hahaha Dude,
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gringolondinense says on Mar 23, 2007, 08:17: haha well sometimes I have to revert to my native language :-)
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ColombianoGringo says on Mar 23, 2007, 08:54: In the photo in front of Studio F, those other two girls aren't related. In fact, I think the shorter one is kind of ugly. The one in the middle is really hot. I'll replace the picture without their faces blurred. You can judge for yourself.
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southern151 says on Mar 23, 2007, 10:55: YES... I noticed the whole salsa dancing thing is HUGE and HOT in Medellin. I think a guy could get by without knowing the language if he was good at salsa! Every beautiful woman I saw was dancing with anyone who could do it. I have to learn that and the language. Damn, I am WAY behind! LOL
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panthdave says on Mar 23, 2007, 15:16: Prefer Paisas Lower Middle Class and Higher. Elmo is right Poor Girls live day by day to survive and they are not use to your living. They prefer to be with there own Colombian guys in there neigherbood. panthdave Miami 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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coffee beaner says on Mar 23, 2007, 15:21: yea salsa is big in Medellin, did you ever go to Oro Solido around la 70?? or Sarao??? my god the women are crazy hot and all you need to know is how to salsa to get some.
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southern151 says on Mar 23, 2007, 16:07: Never made it to either of those places... Unfortunately, I CAN'T DANCE! I heard a good observation about white boys dancing once that was compared to a frog in a blender! HAHA I would like to learn before I go back because, in my opinion, that was certainly a very passionate, sexual type of dance. Very close contact! OMG I loved to watch them! It was more envy because I couldn't do it!
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Mari.m says on Mar 23, 2007, 16:13: Avoid the middle class instead The lower class at least would be faithful and settle with what you offer them. The middle class,instead,all nostalgic about their only trip to Disney(you know with all the pictures in the cheap photo frames and the only two vague memories of splash mountain and it's a small world) all ambicious they, would want more and leave you and your ford taurus and your cozy house (which by the way is not cozy at all after she picked the hideous furniture trying to acheive the mediterranean style but ended up looking like marbelle's house) all by yourself, they'll leave you penniless after convincing you to buy presents for their relatives back home, the tia miriam, the cousin keBin, the uncle gustavo, etc, although giving it a thought there's plenty of outlets with ecko, tommy, and for their relatives gap and old navy "es lo mejor". SO...AVOID THEM
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southern151 says on Mar 23, 2007, 16:23: "The middle class,instead,all nostalgic about their only trip to Disney(you know with all the pictures in the cheap photo frames and the only two vague memories of splash mountain and it's a small world) all ambicious they, would want more and leave you and your ford taurus and your cozy house (which by the way is not cozy at all after she picked the hideous furniture trying to acheive the mediterranean style but ended up looking like marbelle's house) all by yourself, they'll leave you penniless after convincing you to buy presents for their relatives back home, the tia miriam, the cousin keBin, the uncle gustavo, etc, although giving it a thought there's plenty of outlets with ecko, tommy, and for their relatives gap and old navy "es lo mejor". SO...AVOID THEM"
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utopiacowboy says on Mar 23, 2007, 18:12: And you thought I was kidding when I was posting about my shopaholic in-laws. Damm those people loved to spend money. Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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ColombianoGringo says on Mar 23, 2007, 18:29: Upper class Rolitas I had a little Rolita girlfriend a while back. She lived with her mother in the Country area near Unicentro. She had never worked a day in her life and had "studied fashion design". Apparently, this is a very popular course of study for rich "niñas de mami y papi" on their way to an MRS degree.
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johann911 says on Mar 23, 2007, 18:40: this is the best thread ever ALL HAIL ELMO!
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famsearch says on Mar 23, 2007, 18:56: i must be one of the lucky ones elmo... my wife is from what you wouldn't call an upper middle class area just outside of medellin, and she just loves and adores her not quite brilliant gringo... lol dan 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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ColombianoGringo says on Mar 23, 2007, 20:08: Johann If you mean the one in the picture by the water, I tend to agree. In fact one of my pet names for her is "mi muñequita linda", which means my pretty little doll.
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ColombianoGringo says on Mar 23, 2007, 20:10: Dan How is your Paisa adapting to the winters up north? I imagine you are both looking forward to the spring thaw.
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johann911 says on Mar 24, 2007, 00:47: Congratulations! CG she is one fine woman, blurry face and all.(guys can tell)
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goin_south says on Mar 24, 2007, 02:55: frog in a blender!?! southern, that's classic, now! lol Where do we go from here? 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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CaptainHowdy says on Mar 24, 2007, 17:35: Beautiful girls.. Colombian girls are all beautiful but they seem to all have huge chichis....I have visited several Colombian date/marriage sites and this seems to be a fairly consistent trait amongst Colombianas.... Teaching preteens the things they need to know! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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mecca says on Mar 25, 2007, 18:00: CG, I love Snatch have you seen "lock stock and 2 smokin' barrels"? Another by Mr. Madonna, no??
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ColombianoGringo says on Mar 26, 2007, 07:56: Damn shame what they did to that dog Yeah. Lock Stock was a great movie. So was Snatch.
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podborski says on Mar 26, 2007, 09:35: agree, best thread ever Let's talk about Chavez.
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