PBH / colombia (active forums more | travelguide | pictures) / post

 

Belleza Colombiana a plena luz del dia

http://www.soho.com.co/wf_DesnudosUrbanos.aspx

By MitchAlvarez on May 28, 2008, 08:12 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


slguy says on May 28, 2008, 08:36:

finally a reason to be happy about cold weather en bogota! ;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

0 funny, 0 helpful.

romy says on May 28, 2008, 08:46:

very cool concept.

I especially liked the Yuliana Garcia video... there's three reactions that fascinated me:
Near the beginning there's the one girl's reaction that you could tell she's so pissed off that this model is taking all the attention away from her. "screw that bitch" is what she's thinking
Then, there's also the gringo that could easily be a PBHer. Perplexed as hell.
And the old guy when the model is by Iglesia San Francisco, it's the greatest day of his life.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Simon says on May 28, 2008, 08:47:

Eh ave maria, allá ya no respetan nada!

"Tu vas a ver, llegaras a mi edad y veras que Colombia seguira igual"-----Simon Sr.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ColombianoGringo says on May 28, 2008, 08:50:

Carolina Gonzalez esta toda una delicia, pero que verdadera lastima son esas puchas de plástico.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

MitchAlvarez says on May 28, 2008, 08:53:

no respetan nada? jajaj are you serious!!

i wish i ran into eye candy like that during the day here in nyc.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Simon says on May 28, 2008, 08:55:

Yeah, but not with my kids.

"Tu vas a ver, llegaras a mi edad y veras que Colombia seguira igual"-----Simon Sr.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ColombianoGringo says on May 28, 2008, 08:55:

Simon. Eso no es nada. Mira en Google para un pisco llamado Spencer Tunick o algo así. El tipejo es un fotógrafo loco que toma fotos de grandes cantidades de gente desnuda en publico.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Simon says on May 28, 2008, 08:56:

Sí CG, pero los lugares donde toman esas fotos los aíslan, acá lo hicieron en cualquier lugar público.

"Tu vas a ver, llegaras a mi edad y veras que Colombia seguira igual"-----Simon Sr.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

MitchAlvarez says on May 28, 2008, 09:00:

i once had a conversation with some european chick i messed around with where she said that in the americas there seems to be a stigma or something just wierd about a woman showing her breasts in public. She explained that in europe its not that big of a deal. only here in our world do we make a big fuss about it.

you guys are the world travelers ive never been to europe i wouldnt know. i honestly dont think its that big of a deal.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ColombianoGringo says on May 28, 2008, 09:01:

No siempre. Creo que en varias ocasiones, el tipo la ha hecho en plena luz del dia en lugares muy públicos. Encima de eso, he visto fotos "artísticas" de viejas pelunchas tomadas en pleno Times Square en la mitad del día.

Pero si estoy de acuerdo que es un poco pasado eso de estar correteando viejas en pelota por la mitad de la ciudad donde las puedan ver niños.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

slguy says on May 28, 2008, 09:02:

i can think of FAR worse things for my kids to see on the street than a gorgeous nude woman.

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Simon says on May 28, 2008, 09:02:

Hey, I love seeing breasts too but if I had little kids, I'm not too sure I would want them seeing that.

"Tu vas a ver, llegaras a mi edad y veras que Colombia seguira igual"-----Simon Sr.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

MitchAlvarez says on May 28, 2008, 09:04:

my daughter walks thru nyc streets and will see in her lifetime kids doing drugs, bumbs harrassing people for crack money, prostitutes in some places.... heck she might even have to run because of drive by. just the other day here in jackson heights at 11am 4 people got shot in plain day light. all deaths were innocent people just walking roosevelt avenue.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

0 funny, 0 helpful.

MitchAlvarez says on May 28, 2008, 09:05:

if she walks to nyc and sees a professional model displaying the class that those models did, i would have no problem with that.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Simon says on May 28, 2008, 09:06:

I once saw a guy shooting a needle in his arm in NYC when I was ten close to my home. Right after I told my mom I saw that, we got the hell outta there.

"Tu vas a ver, llegaras a mi edad y veras que Colombia seguira igual"-----Simon Sr.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ColombianoGringo says on May 28, 2008, 09:18:

Damn Mitch, No offense man, but that sounds like a hell hole. Do you like living there?

On the other note, you are partially correct about the acceptance of nudity in Europe. However, going topless is normally reserved for beaches and certain parks, etc. The bad thing is that at most places, you might see one or two hot topless women and a bunch of saggy, disgusting older women showing their gross puchas.

Here are two examples of the two extremes of this "phenomenon".

Once at about 17, I was in Spain in a little beach town called Lloret de Mar. I remember walking onto the beach and seeing the most amazing looking Swedish woman walking past me with her top off. That was definitely the hottest woman I've ever seen topless at a beach.

On the other end of the spectrum, I was going punting(a boat ride on a narrow boat you push with a big pole) with a cute Italian girl on the Thames River in Oxford. We came around a bend and spotted the truly frightening scene of about 50 or 60 really old, pasty guys laying out on the grass butt naked. We started laughing so hard that I slipped and fell headfirst into the murky water. It turns out that it was a nudist "beach" right on the river banks. My uncle later laughed and told me about the place. Some of our resident Brits might know about this place.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

MitchAlvarez says on May 28, 2008, 09:19:

cg im paisa.......we exagerate; often!! jajaja

its not that bad.......im just not bothered by models doing nude poses for magazines. not a big deal.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

0 funny, 0 helpful.

romy says on May 28, 2008, 09:25:

CG- You would not believe it... at 17 I went to lloret de mar as well. Man was that a fun trip. I had been clubbing before in Colombia, but this was crazy times at 17. so many hot women, cause it was spring break (or something) so there were girls from all over europe, these Portuguese girls, my god. And we were supposedly at an international soccer tournament playing against barcelona fc and such... oh God did we get smoked, but had such a good time.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ColombianoGringo says on May 28, 2008, 09:36:

Wow man! It really is a small world. A friend and I were doing the backpacking through Europe thing and we stayed in Lloret for about a week during the summer. You're right, there were lots of hot girls from all over Europe.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Lisa Zee says on May 28, 2008, 09:58:

I wonder who would want to put a brassier and panties over the naked statues in museums?.
I think there is nothing wrong with being topless for art or a nude beach.
.
I lived with an Austrian once and lots of his friends would come over, we go to the beach and they would takes their trunks off to shower on the open, I would run and say: no you can`t do that here! they were surprised!.
When I came to live here in L.A. I was very young, I was shocked and uncomfortable at the heath club when women walked all over naked!.
But it is 2008 now!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Lisa Zee says on May 28, 2008, 09:58:

Hey look at me I am "naked" LOL

0 funny, 0 helpful.

romy says on May 28, 2008, 09:59:

very cool though, few people from the Americas have been to lloret de mar. I typed it in an immediately I was reminded of our hang out spot the Robin Hood pub, you go there?

This is what I was there for:
http://www.micfootball.com/

This is what it turned into:

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ColombianoGringo says on May 28, 2008, 10:01:

Honestly, I don't really remember the names of the places where we partied. Where is that video taken? That looks like a DJ Tiesto concert. It looks like the same stage set he used when I saw him a few years ago.


We will be going to visit my brother in Barcelona next year and I may take a side trip to Lloret just for old times sake. However, my aunt now lives in Palma de Mallorca, so we may head there instead.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

romy says on May 28, 2008, 10:02:

I'll be in the area in August next year... Ibiza

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ColombianoGringo says on May 28, 2008, 10:03:

I don't know if I am up for the crazyness of Ibiza. If I was still single and chasing tail, I'd hop over.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Lisa Zee says on May 28, 2008, 10:06:

Simon better stay home. Wow romy, soccer rocks. Enjoy life while you can.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

romy says on May 28, 2008, 10:07:

hahaha yeah seriously more than tail, I'm interested in the electronic scene. Anyways, I'm always up for drinks on La Rambla if we coincide.

no clue where the scenes are from...where'd you see Tiesto? I missed it last year when he came to a city close by because I went traveling in that time...

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Simon says on May 28, 2008, 10:09:

Now I know when not to go to Ibiza.

"Tu vas a ver, llegaras a mi edad y veras que Colombia seguira igual"-----Simon Sr.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

romy says on May 28, 2008, 10:11:

Lisa- yeah soccer is a big part of me... you know it reflects the state of the world very well

0 funny, 0 helpful.

romy says on May 28, 2008, 10:12:

Simon- that's not your scene anyways. why would you go there?

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ColombianoGringo says on May 28, 2008, 10:16:

We haven't made specific plans, but it will likely be during the summer. We can get my brother to show us all the spots in Barna.

Bite your tongue man. Ibiza is definitely the place for techno, but never more important than tail ;-)
I like some of that stuff. As I said, I saw Tiesto in 2006 and really liked his show. I like some other acts like Delerium/Conjure One, Thunderball, Blank & Jones, Solarstone, Layo & Bushwacka, etc.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

dwmte7 says on May 28, 2008, 10:17:

ooooooowieeeeeee.....this is dangerous for an old man. LORD, who wouldn't want their children to see beautiful examples of the human form. what nonsense.

i find a little of the old man with the flowers in my self. just taken by these young lovelies.

aesthetic appreciation only. with the exception of viviana, the other girs appear--to me--to have had their breasts augmented with silicone (?).

if we need to protect our children from something, let me assure you, it's not from what GOD made. hardly. admire it, adore it, enjoy it.....yummmmmmmm.

dwmte

0 funny, 0 helpful.

MitchAlvarez says on May 28, 2008, 10:23:

romy if your into electronica you should have been in (hamptons) new york this past weekend.

ill show you pictures from neptunes, tavern, and whitehouse. crazyness........im still recuperating.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

0 funny, 0 helpful.

romy says on May 28, 2008, 10:25:

Definitely, I need a good trip before starting professional school in september that year. I'll be with at least one friend for Ibiza, but beyond that I might be going around solo...

There's tail all over the world though, that's nothing to worry about from my point of view. Blank & Jones I'm seeing in June (saw them last year also), also in June I'm seeing Above & Beyond (which I like more). Actually, I was supposed to see DJ Sammy tomorrow but they wouldn't let him into the country. M.I.A. tonight. what can I say music is my soul... have you heard of the Calgary stampede, there's a bunch of stuff going on then as well.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ColombianoGringo says on May 28, 2008, 10:27:

romy,

I saw him here in Houston in May 2006. That was one of the few shows that I actually saw for free. I think he was touring in support of his In Search of Sunshine - Latin America compilation. I forget which number it is. I like volumes three and four better.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

romy says on May 28, 2008, 10:27:

Mitch- who played in hamptons? are you into the scene? I'd like to head down to the Cartagena summer festival in January...

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ColombianoGringo says on May 28, 2008, 10:28:

I've got a cousin who has been begging me to go to that festival with him. I hear that it's up on the North side in the newer beach area. That would be a great event for music and tail.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

aztec says on May 28, 2008, 10:28:

romy, I am curious. What are you studying in professional school?

0 funny, 0 helpful.

romy says on May 28, 2008, 10:31:

aztec- medical school... watch out (Simon you can come out and say you would never get treated by me...)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ColombianoGringo says on May 28, 2008, 10:32:

I don't know Romy. Are you sure you'll have enough brain cells left after Lloret and Ibiza? Ha Ha.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

romy says on May 28, 2008, 10:34:

CG- apparently it's quite north... a cabbie was telling me that they were able to charge 30k each way, which is crazy for Colombian cab fare. I met a girl that owns an apartment by las americas, which would be ideal I think. Though I love the old city.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

aztec says on May 28, 2008, 10:36:

romy. enjoy your freedom now because we won't see you again for a few years. Tough and demanding curriculum! Good Luck.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ColombianoGringo says on May 28, 2008, 10:43:

Yep. Something tells me that romy won't have much time to hang on PBH come September.

I have heard of the Calgary stampede, but I was under the impression it was some kind of cowboy/western thing.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

MitchAlvarez says on May 28, 2008, 10:46:

romy im a party animal.

yes i go to ultramar and definitely cartagena is a must go.

in the hamptons this week was jonathan peters, boris, and the best right now out here victor calderone. oh and there is a local kid (colombian) chriss vargas... you should check out his stuff

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

0 funny, 0 helpful.

MitchAlvarez says on May 28, 2008, 10:50:

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

0 funny, 0 helpful.

MitchAlvarez says on May 28, 2008, 10:50:

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

0 funny, 0 helpful.

MitchAlvarez says on May 28, 2008, 10:53:

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

0 funny, 0 helpful.

MitchAlvarez says on May 28, 2008, 10:53:

ok only 3 videos i dont want bore others who arent into this scene

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

0 funny, 0 helpful.

romy says on May 28, 2008, 10:53:

The stampede itself is a huge cowboy hoe-down, which I also love by the way. But they also hold an event at one of the major clubs called '10 days in Ibiza' so what they do is bring 10 well known shows for the Stampede days as an alternative for people that aren't so down with the cowboy culture. For me it's a break because 10 days of country is too much.

Mitch- if you have links I wouldn't mind checking out what these guys are spinning... ok the videos just came up

0 funny, 0 helpful.

MitchAlvarez says on May 28, 2008, 10:55:

romy check out your profile

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

0 funny, 0 helpful.

MitchAlvarez says on May 28, 2008, 10:56:

romy what program do you use to download tracks?

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Alma del Norte says on May 28, 2008, 11:02:

I don't get the mutual exclusion of kids and breasts thing. Weren't tits made for kids?

La vida es una rutina

0 funny, 0 helpful.

romy says on May 28, 2008, 11:32:

Mitch- nice pics... other than the whole sunglass wearing thing though, everyone seems to be doing it in your pics so there better have been some killer sun. I'll definitely check out the music.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Desideria (Moderator) says on May 28, 2008, 11:38:

:) Yes. you are so right, Alma. It would be a strange new development, indeed, if babies were denied the sight, smell and taste of them....

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

tomtom33 says on May 28, 2008, 11:43:

I was hooked at birth.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Desideria (Moderator) says on May 28, 2008, 11:51:

Most babies are. Your problem is that you never got yourself unhooked.

But guys, frankly, a pair of tripitas hanging out like that...what's the big deal? The models should have been barefeet too.

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

MitchAlvarez says on May 28, 2008, 11:53:

romy what you mean other then the sunglasses thing? you sure youve been to ibiza, south beach, cartagena, or pacha

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Cerealkiller says on May 28, 2008, 12:20:

Haha Desi barefeet? Do you really want their non-chicken legs on display? High heels make a midget look leggy! Although to be fair they have okay legs, there was one who i thought looked quite thick from the waist up...The prettiest one was the Lina Marulanda look-alike, the others are bah...
So Romy, ibiza eh? Nice one, I am planning a trip to Formentera later this summer... Im already too old for the Ibiza wildness.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Desideria (Moderator) says on May 28, 2008, 13:00:

I didn't even notice their legs...I s'ppose they were fine, just the tackiness of high heels wth nudity. I think nudity os fine, it has it's time and place and bare breasts used to be common up here in the north in the summertime...not any longer, though.

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

slguy says on May 28, 2008, 13:05:

summertime? that would be when, des? 1st half of july? ;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Desideria (Moderator) says on May 28, 2008, 13:08:

May, June, July, August, perhaps a bit of September as well. We call it summer when the median temps are above 10 degrees Celcius.

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

slguy says on May 28, 2008, 13:11:

ahhhhhh...a matter of degrees.

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ColombianoGringo says on May 28, 2008, 13:30:

I remember Sweden in the "Summer" and if it's anything like that, then it's pretty cold.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ColombianoGringo says on May 28, 2008, 13:35:

As far as the high heels, I've been told by a few models that the reason they wear them is to make their butt stick out more and because it makes the legs look better. I like it.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Tinto (Moderator) says on May 28, 2008, 13:50:

High heels are the second greatest invention in the world. They make a woman's calves look tighter and add some "thrust" to both the boobs and the butt.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ColombianoGringo says on May 28, 2008, 14:15:

As much as I like the way women look with high heels, I would recommend against using them often. I have know several women who had to get bunions removed. Supposedly, high heels don't directly cause them, but they can hasten their development in those that are predisposed to have them.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

romy says on May 28, 2008, 17:03:

Agreed with the high heels comment to a certain extent... great invention, but the girls easily slip over to the trashy side on those.

Mitch- I just think it's a poser thing the guys/gals that show up at the bar/club/party with sunglasses... next year will be my first time in Ibiza. Never been to Pacha. been to the other places.

CK- I'd never heard of Formentera, it looks nice and relaxing. Too old? no way... I'll never be too old hehehe

0 funny, 0 helpful.

tejasmarcos says on Jun 9, 2008, 07:42:

how did i miss this art experience?

trying to walk a straight line on sour mash and cheap wine...

0 funny, 0 helpful.

More posts by the same author:

Como cuesta ser fiel !!! 5

Here is how I work out!! 4

Bush conmemorará el Día de la Independencia de Colombia 5

Camilo Villegas at the British Open (Ganate uno por la patria pues ome!!) 6

I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS 11

Best looking Flag? La bandera mas bonita? 151

Todos a Marchar el 20 de Julio 82

Mentiras Paisas 9

McCains sense of Humor 0

El Viejo de McCain is going to Colombia 7

Every Colombians top two priorities in life 49

Colombians and Foreigners who like Electronica/House/Trance in Medellin 10

Colombia Tied But we still celebrated!!!!!!!!!! Con guaritooooooooo 7

7 Kinds of Sex (Funny/Not Vulgar) 17

La lengua 8

How to secure our borders? 3

Lakers Vs. Celtics (Who's going to win?) 49

Obama speaks about Cuba, Colombia, and Latin America 127

Manchester vs. Chelsea (Champions League) 25

Paisitas que viven fuera de Colombia!! (SPANISH ONLY) 3


Americas:

Mexico

Cuba

Colombia

Venezuela

Ecuador

Brazil

Bolivia

Peru

Chile

Argentina

Africa:

Kenya

Congo

Malawi

South Africa

Asia:

China

Japan

India

Nepal

Thailand

Laos

Cambodia

Vietnam

Malaysia

Indonesia

Philippines

 

Travel:

Travelguide writers

Travelicious

Travel with kids

Around the world trips

Learn travel Spanish

Off topic: your thing

Also:

All forums

Travelers

If you're not a part of this travelicious experiment just yet, just sign up here. It's free & easy.

 

About poorbuthappy | About the travel guides | Travel guide editing | Community rules | RSS feeds

© 1998 - 2008 Peter Van Dijck, all rights reserved.