Barranquilla or Medellin?

elmodefoque says on Nov 6, 2007, 05:42:

where is the nearest beach from medallo?

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john_stark says on Nov 6, 2007, 05:44:

Polls show that most Americans agree with you. I think nearly 80% said the country was headed in the wrong direction. I think we're about to see some big changes in the near future. I just wish we'd see Cheney swinging from a pole like Mussolini.

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tomtom33 says on Nov 6, 2007, 06:09:

There is no such thing as free chucha. One way or another you are going to pay.

If 80% of Americans don't like something, they will change it. But I am sure that, no matter how things change UC, you won't like them.

My guess is that it would be much tougher to be black in Medellin than in NYC.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 6, 2007, 06:41:

Tom, I already know I’m not gonna have cachaca girls give me friendly smiles as I walk up and down those fokin hills. I know I’m not gonna get invited to dinner by total strangers and we all know why.
Tell me, what do you do there, besides sitting in Ave Maria, parque Lleras Saturday night?
In barranquiilla for lunch we go eat pescao frito in Sabanilla Beach, just 20 minutes away. Then around 2-3pm we roll out the stereo equipment to the front of the house, blast the music, drink ice cold beer, habla mierda y mamar gallo under a big ass mango tree and watch the neighborhood girls walk up and down the street.
In the evening we hit the bars to find hookers.
Please give any info of what a day is like in Medallo.
Thank you!

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LA_MONA says on Nov 6, 2007, 06:50:

OK please no me vayan a caer encima, pero nunca he visto cual es el encanto de Medellin?

Elmo, de pronto si fueras al Eje Cafetero serias mas feliz que en Medallo, pero la costa suena mas "fun"..

Anyway you won't be happy living with a woman anywhere you are....o si?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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morphus says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:02:

Theres no shortage of bars and hookers in Medellin.

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LA_MONA says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:18:

If faced with Barranquilla or Medellin I'd probably choose Barranquilla too (only sticky climate makes for ad hair days) but my first choice is still Cali or the eje cafetero.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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elmodefoque says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:21:

mona., el jefe cafetero, I thought that chit was in medellin?

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robi666 says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:26:

...

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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LA_MONA says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:28:

Elmo well maybe but I'm referring to Risaralda and Quindio, lots of nice places to go and things to do..

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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elmodefoque says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:28:

wait a cotton piken minute. i'm a tad confuse here.
el jefe cafetero, is a city? is not like a touristy spot in the middle of the jungle/mountains?
Please forgive my corroncho ignorance.

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LA_MONA says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:30:

Jefe Cafetero jaja

The coffee growing region, I think covers Medellin, El Quindio and Risaralda.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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robi666 says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:31:

Elmo, you're so right!

I didn't have a small child and going to have another in 4 months... I'd live on the coast.
But I use Medellin as a way to recover... Good climate, clean, kind people, good water and air, music at low volume, healthy food. It is a kind of good health clinic.

If I want to have fun, La Murillo or Puerto Colombia or just seat at La Frutera El Compadre eating matrimonios (queso con bollo) y empanadas de queso hablando mierda anyday of my life...
But then I don't know how long I would live or how long my marriage would last...

So... I am here and go to La Costa soon, spend a couple of months and back to the clinic.

My advice is: two months en la costa and two months en la clinica and you'll live 20 years more.

La Cafeteria is at three hours driving from La Clinica.

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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LA_MONA says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:33:

Manizales, Pereira y Armenia creo?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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elmodefoque says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:33:

three fokin hours to have a cup of coffee?

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robi666 says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:38:

Trust me Elmo, you cannot live 24 x 365 in Barranquilla...

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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elmodefoque says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:40:

i'll drive three fokin hours for a shot of aguardiente but coffe? I don't even drink coffe! every morning for breakfast i have Snapple Ice tea and a butter roll, 2 bucks

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LA_MONA says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:40:

Eh Robi remember this is Elmo we're talking about, I think he'd prefer NYC to Medallo.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:41:

I have friends that lived in B'quilla and they miss it so much, some of them were from Cali originally but stayed in barranquilla and adopted the lifestyle and even started tuteando jaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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robi666 says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:42:

Yes, but it is not a matter of liking something, it is a matter of surviving... :-)

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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buzzybeecd says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:42:

You are just playing right? The way you write seems you are a comedian which is a nice thing, but if you are joking put a little lol at the end. No one can take what you are saying seriously? If you are serious, have a safe trip to Colombia and as they say in good Ole U.S. A. don't let the door knob hit you. lol

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msaucey says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:46:

Oh Buzzy... This must be your first time reading an Elmo post.... This is normal Elmo.... He's actually seriously contemplating this and in a bit of a dilemma.....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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LA_MONA says on Nov 6, 2007, 07:47:

Robi you have heard how Elmo wants to leave this world right?

I'd say good old curramba is the perfect place LOL

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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elmodefoque says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:00:

I have a number of reasons why I can’t stay any longer in good ol USA.
Freedom is no more.
A cop could crack your head wide open any time he wants.
A fokin cop in Barranquilla touches me with no reason and that’s the end of that miserable modefoque
The racial tension created by the far right is scary and the way they have DEMONIZED Mexicans injuns, I find unfair and sad
Many other Latinos are getting sucked into this mess.
The weather.
And most important, lack of affordable CHUCHA, too damn EXPENSIVE,try 200 dollars a pop
Colombia here I come!
I will die here with belly full of beer and a chucha resting on my face

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elmodefoque says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:04:

robi, i'm not going over there to work, hell noooooo!
I got a few bucks

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robi666 says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:04:

work?

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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Grateful Dead says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:07:

elmodefoque is right it's getting ugly in the States.

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toneloc24 says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:08:

Elmo, how about this? Your wife's apartment in Envigado and the stabbing cabin in BAQ. You can benefit both ways. The coast can get boring.....from Monday-Wednesday. You can do those days in Medellin, and the rest on the coast.

If it were my choice, I too would choose Barranquilla, 100 out of 100 times. A real city, located between the top two beach cities (Cartagena and Santa Marta) in the mainland, easily accessible to San Andres, Panama, etc., even Venezuela. Riohacha to the north and Valledupar to the east.

After chucha in Medellin, what's really left to do? Waiting around for the La Feria de las Flores in August? El jefe cafetero? Been there and done that. Rionegro? Bello? Y'all can have it.

Final point. When any Colombians have free time and $$$, where do they go??? The coast.

I'm out.

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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Grateful Dead says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:15:

"After chucha in Medellin, what's really left to do?"

Relax, go for nice long walks, go down to the coffe shops and enjoy good coffee, volunteer at the university, watch sports in comfortable cool weather, start a small business or help someone with their business, read a book, sleep, go camping, drink a few beers with friends, go to church , teach english etc, etc, etc,

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Grateful Dead says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:18:

"robi, i'm not going over there to work, hell noooooo!
I got a few bucks" "elmodefoque"


Basically you are coming back home to die.

Hope it was a good life you had ................................

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elmodefoque says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:26:

not just to die, to screw and drink myself to death.
just like nicholas cage, in the movie? can;t remember the name

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Grateful Dead says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:27:

Leaving Las Vegas

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elmodefoque says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:29:

yeahh!!
leaving curramba

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Grateful Dead says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:30:

lol

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robi666 says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:47:

I told you Elmo, and I am completely serious on this.

Fact: you have a place in Envigado, you'll have a place in Curramba...

ADA for BAQ - MDE, 1h - 50m, 120 USD,
Taxi Envigado - Airport 3 USD
Taxi North BAQ - Airport 13 USD
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Total 136 USD per trip

That's it! 3 months in MDE, 3 months BAQ. 4 trips per year. 544 USD per year.

You miss Curramba and you feel in shape to face it after having eaten enough healthy Papel - Arepa? Wake up in the morning and jump on a plane.
You feel that you have to cut it before having an heart attack en Fredy en La Murillo and have your body sold out to the university en El Cementerio Calancala? Back to the Clinic for a couple of months.

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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Colombiche says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:48:

Eje cafetero, not jefe cafetero. It's comprised of Quindio, Risaralda and Caldas departments. I would hope Colombia and its cities have more to offer than just "chucha".

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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b bruce says on Nov 6, 2007, 10:08:

Elmo, sorry to hear things are so bad in NYC. But I think just a little over reaction! How did you feel when the Clinton Adnministration burned all those American Citizens to death in Waco, Texas? A direct violation of the Constitution using federal troops to attack and murder american citizens! You must have been on the computer addressing PBH how great things were here at that time! The date April 19, 1993. Hey, here's a great idea! Take your NY Senator who is from Chicago, ILL. with you! She does not stand a snowballs chance in hell as the leader of the free world. But hey, the people of Medillen might buy her bullshit hook line and sinker! Then you could have a Medillen mayor who is from Chicago, ILL who worked in New York but is actually from Colombia. And a life long fan of Colombia"s national soccer team!

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morphus says on Nov 6, 2007, 10:57:

No PBH back in 1993.

As far as politicians/leaders go, just about anybody off the street can do the job.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 6, 2007, 11:51:

Listen guys I really should not comment on USA politics, my job here is to clean toilets and pay taxes, which I’ve done for the last 70 years.
If you guys can’t stand them thar Mexicans and if you wanna wipe them all out, just put rat poison (dos pasitos) in their fokin tacos, problem solved.
I gotta get outta here no matter what. I need chucha soon or I’m gonna go fokin LOCO
The only problem is whether to leave now and end up in Medellin or wait a little longer and end up where I really wanna be, Barranquilla.

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Grateful Dead says on Nov 6, 2007, 11:54:

Stay in New York elmodefoque you are too "Americanized" now to ever be able to feel comfortable in Colombia,

quedate aya wuey !

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elmodefoque says on Nov 6, 2007, 12:05:

Jerry Garcia, yo americanized??
my man, i grew up in uptown manhattan, the second SPIC capital of the world. Miami is first.
It took me 12 fokin years to learn english and I still sound like Desi fokin Arnez, mr babaloo himself

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elmodefoque says on Nov 6, 2007, 12:10:

Hey GD now i'm gonna be truckin like the do-dah man back to uptown manhattan.
thank you!

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Grateful Dead says on Nov 6, 2007, 12:14:

LMAO -


Where ever you end up my friend I wish you the best !

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Mr. Hollywood says on Nov 6, 2007, 12:30:

Elmo, did one of those nooses have YOUR name on it?

Because I'm sure there's probably at least one Colombian necktie in Medallo with your name on it.

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dwmte7 says on Nov 6, 2007, 15:23:

make it easy on your self...just move to daytona, hang out with us...if it does nothing else, it gives good beach.

they when you went to n.y. or barranquilla, you could say you've been in a foreign country where everybody rides motos and sports tattoos. also their's the boring lot of nascar.

however, if you decide on medellin/envigado, there's always the very old favorites, aquelare, la casa de los cinco puertos and por si lo vin, between env. and sabaneta. rather funky places, but i kinda like funky places. that way i wont be pestered by pretenders.

dwmte

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Colombiche says on Nov 6, 2007, 15:30:

Elmo, now would you want to stop being a spic? Am I hearing complaining?

I wouldn't for one minute stop being a spic. I just love feeling shit like this, really FEELING it:

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 6, 2007, 15:36:

Mas bien deje de quejarse, no se preocupe tanto por como los gringos lo ven o dejan de verlo...... si usted se quiere usted mismo el mundo lo va a querer..... y ponga a desoxidar esa cadera ortopedica que ya esta que rechina.

Yo soy colombiana y al que no le guste....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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john_stark says on Nov 6, 2007, 20:44:

The older you get the more you realize what is really the most important thing in life. It's chucha. Nothing else matters. You can have all the money and fame and fortune or you could be a bum in an alley - all that matters is whether you're getting some chucha. You get the chucha - you're happy. You don't get the chucha - you're not happy. The fisherman wants the trucha but I'll fish for the chucha.

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eywed says on Nov 6, 2007, 21:02:

Hey ahhhh John on a scale of 1 to 100 how important is the chucha?

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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elmodefoque says on Nov 7, 2007, 05:03:

Man, glad I’m not the only one who feels this way. ALL that is important in life is CHUCHA!!!!
You could have all the money in the world and if you have no chucha, what’s the point in living?
You could be the healthiest modefoque in the world, but if you can’t get chucha, what’s the point in living?
This past weekend, I went out with PBH buddies to Queens in search of chucha, I could not even buy chucha, so what’s the point of having money.
I saw one of the most stunning broads I ever seen in my life; she had an ass to kill for. She was working a bar on 37th ave queen and had illegal Colombian hooker written all over her face. I have her lean over to me so I could whisper something in her fokin ear, I says “nojoda tu tienes que ser la pela mas linda que e visto en mi puerca vida‿ you’ve got the most beautiful broad I’ve ever seen in my fokin life‿ Big fokin lie of course, she was hot BUT not the best.
Well, that bitch looked at me like I just told her to drop fokin dead. Why?
From that moment on, I’ve decided to NEVER say anything nice to NY Colombian broad.
In Colombia I stopped doing that a long long time ago since 1974, my first visit there.

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morphus says on Nov 7, 2007, 05:14:

I know a guy thats married and he has'nt had any chucha in over a year. His wife is a prude. He lives in a beautiful million dollar house in Westchester NY. he's hoping to one day get down to Colombia and get some good hookers. Here in New York you can't even buy chucha. Plenty of XXX DVD stores though.

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gringolondinense says on Nov 7, 2007, 05:38:

what happened to 42nd street?

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morphus says on Nov 7, 2007, 06:36:

No more hookers on 42nd street either. Just an ocasional crackwhore. If the police catch you, you're getting arrested on the spot. If you are in your car, they take take that too and impound it. It will cost you thousands to get the car back. They will put your name in the newspaper to shame you even more :)

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viajero says on Nov 7, 2007, 06:45:

listen guys, IF you're a white guy, young or old, what ever you do PLEASE DON'T come to NYC looking for chucha. You can't even buy chucha here. Elmodefoque
LOL, this is funny but sadly true. My friend in queens is doing a 42 yrs old fat Guyanese neighbor. He feels lucky to be getting some.
I am so grateful to god I live in Domminican republic, the home of plenty (chucha, I mean). Hahahah.
Hey Elmodefoque, How about living in DR?

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viajero says on Nov 7, 2007, 06:46:

Dammit, pictures didn't come up
Viajero

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toneloc24 says on Nov 7, 2007, 07:08:

Viajero-

Funny you should mention that. I was with Elmo that night out in Queens. One of the fine ladies that we met was a true stunner from Bonao DR.

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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