Barranquillero under attack, defending my honor.

If you go back and carefully review all my 93 thousand comments and posts you’ll see that most topics have to do with the lack of free Colombian CHUCHA at my disposal, due to my race. Most middle class Colombianas would rather give their CHUCHA to gringos and that’s a fact and the reason why so many travel there. Ok, some claim to only like Latin women, well plenty of Latin women in Puerto Rico and New York City, why not come here?
As for me blaming the “evil white man�? that could not be further from the truth though sometimes I like to pull peoples chain but is only done to mama gallo. I happened to have great admiration for gringos that chose to pack up and leave the comfort and “safety�? of USA in search of unlimited CHUCHA in a foreign land.
These gringos have real cojones and that true pioneering sprit, the same spirit that made their country what it is, but these modern day pioneers are not seeking gold in them thar hills, they are looking for CHUCHA in that thar jungle of Colombia and to you guys I take my hat off ,you have earned my total respect , loyalty I will happily and proudly take a bullet meant for your ass!
Listen , I grew up in the 60’s NYC, all my very best friends were all smart and funny white guys that just happened to be your typical bleeding heart liberals. I can’t begin to tell how many times I sat with a buddy consulting him during their times of great grief and guilt. Many are bothered about the atrocities and genocide they claim their ancestor committed against all people of color.
“But we stole your lands and nearly wiped your ass out and the few remaining natives, now live in total poverty�? which I replied, “is ok! there were too many of us anyway, a little massacre and genocide here and there never hurt anyone and look I’m still here�?
“But we took the black man, put him in chains and sold him like cattle them had him pick cotton from sun up to sun down with weekly Sunday lynching and beatings�? my friend continued
“Is ok, them guys were bored in Africa and needed a change of scenery and anyway look at them now, driving Escalade SUV and screwing your women, they’re doing better than the ones left back in the Dark Continent. I says’
Most times my words helped to ease that horrible guilt feeing, others never felt any guilt as a matter of fact are quite proud and later went on to be come die hard Republicans and KKK members.
As for my favorite subject ,ME, hell yeah I’m guilty. Now if I were living in a city where I open the door and the only thing I see is 6 feet of snow, or walk down main street to see couple goats and 6 people that looked just like me, then I’ll have nothing to talk about.
But when I step out my door I see millions of beautiful and ugly modefoques from every corner of the planet, everyday is like a FELLINI MOVIE and of course I have to discusst it. Have you ever seen a Dominican or Croat up close? damn!!! they is some ugly modefoques!
Ok I’ll stop talking about me, let me hear your stories about the weekly ritual of jumping head first into a frozen lake, or gazing out toward a beautiful meadow and at a distance see sheep screwing . Or going to Aunt Bee’s shop for a cup a coffee and apple pie to have a friendly chat with Sherriff Taylor and Barney Fief
I’m interested please share with me.

By elmodefoque on Dec 23, 2007, 08:41 in Friendly Talkzone.

elmodefoque says on Dec 23, 2007, 08:41:

thank you!!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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slguy says on Dec 23, 2007, 08:55:

I have but one question.

The fish aren't biting? It's Sunday, Elmo.

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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elmodefoque says on Dec 23, 2007, 08:59:

is cold, raining, windy and i'm bored shitless

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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elmodefoque says on Dec 23, 2007, 09:03:

I was debating whether to hang myself by my balls until I die or bullshit with PBH buddies, here I is!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Dec 23, 2007, 09:08:

I knew you'd be back.....
with a totally new, fascinating repertoire, I see :) :) :)

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Dec 23, 2007, 09:24:

LOL ELMO that makes us two I am bored too, so much that i read the whole of your post with comas and puntos

NEVER EVER OIGA SE BIEN EVER EVER I will spend another Christmas here in the UK. not even if my Christmas tree is full from stuff from tifannys

engage brain before opening mouth

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elmodefoque says on Dec 23, 2007, 09:38:

guys, i've watched so much TV que tengo los ojos cuadrao de tanto ve televison.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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elmodefoque says on Dec 23, 2007, 09:41:

the funniest chit i"ve EVER SEEN ON TV

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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barranquillera says on Dec 24, 2007, 12:46:

Oye cua es el punto?

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