Barranquilla Visit

curramberochris says on Mar 3, 2008, 04:34:

It is not going ot be invaded any time soon.

Calle 88 is about 10 blocks to the north of the barrio bellavista. bellavista is near the zoo. That area is in the north east of the city and is safe (relavtively).........

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usher127 says on Mar 3, 2008, 04:58:

It's only a matter of time before Chavez finishes work on his nuclear weapon.

Before that happens, it's highly likely he will invade Medellín or Barranquilla in the coming weeks or months as he has acquired a very large arsenal of weapons from Iran, Russia, Bolivia and other evil countries in the last 6 months.

Don't forget, Chavez hates Americans and will almost certainly chop off your head or hand you over to his Farc friends if you are discovered.

If you do come, keep a very low profile. Good luck my friend.

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curramberochris says on Mar 3, 2008, 05:25:

hahahahah......

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scott321 says on Mar 3, 2008, 10:49:

Didn't you hear Chavez's forces took Barraquilla this morning and are now heading for Cartagena. I have rounded up all the Gringos here and we are headed out on horseback to stop him at the pass.

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robi666 says on Mar 3, 2008, 10:59:

Don't steal my next post, scott.

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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guacharaca says on Mar 3, 2008, 10:59:

I am headed for the Blue Ridge Mountains. There are caves there where all the survivors are gathering. We will come out when the enemy forces get sick and tired of all the vendors trying to sell them stuff and they decide to go home.

Colombianos: Las armas os han dado independencia, las leyes os daran libertad. (Santander)

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robi666 says on Mar 3, 2008, 11:01:

Do you have enough food and prepagos up there?

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guacharaca says on Mar 3, 2008, 11:21:

Well there is lots of food and Club Colombia. As for the prepagos, they were asked. But when they found out that there were no ATM machines up there......they had such disgusted looks on their faces. It was like asking them.....to get a normal job.

Colombianos: Las armas os han dado independencia, las leyes os daran libertad. (Santander)

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robi666 says on Mar 3, 2008, 11:25:

Then I think I'll pass... wear camo and rubber boots and head out to Barranquilla. :)

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