Barranquilla or fishing?

So there I was, fishing on my buddy’s boat in Jamaica Bay right next to JFK airport, NYC.
I already saw the 3 Avianca planes arrived around 6 am. Is now 10am and the return flight to Barranquilla/Pereira is heading down the runway ready to take off.
I‘ve done this flight numerous times, a combination of a handful of happy barranquilleros and mostly solemn face little cachacos heading to Pereira.
As the Barranquilla flight passes 50 feet over my head, I find myself fighting my fifth 15-20 pound striper this morning, which made me wonder. If given only one choice, to be doing what I’m doing right now or be on that plane back to Curramba and end up in the arms of 2 young hookers, which would I chose?
Believe it or not, is not an easy choice! Fighting this bass has given me one hell of a boner just as exciting as being between two hookers
Hooker are always there, if you have the cash, but a 20 pound striper is not so easy to catch.
There, so what’s the moral of the story, who knows and who cares, maybe most people are right, fishermen are not the smartest modefoques in the planet.

By elmodefoque on Jun 18, 2007, 05:34 in Friendly Talkzone.

gringolondinense says on Jun 18, 2007, 06:14: shouldnt that be... "CHUCHA or fishing?". lol 0 funny, 0 helpful.

jaramillo says on Jun 18, 2007, 11:02: Elmo's taste leans towards things that smell a bit fishy. Mine too. 0 funny, 0 helpful.

podborski says on Jun 18, 2007, 11:22: I know which one I'd choose Remind me again, fishing, that's where you have to stick a slimy worm on a hook and then sit around in a boat all day drinking and waiting for something to happen right? 0 funny, 0 helpful.

seabass says on Jun 18, 2007, 13:02: Takes a special kinda bait to land both species. A worm for one and a Ben Franklin for the other. 0 funny, 0 helpful.

kalder says on Jun 18, 2007, 13:17: I'm with the Podster on this one... or "...I knew you were a pussy...you piece of shit..." ~gringoloid (Trustee board) 0 funny, 0 helpful.

podborski says on Jun 18, 2007, 15:45: have you been taking smiley face lessons from kat kalder? : ) 0 funny, 0 helpful.

kalder says on Jun 20, 2007, 09:35: Well, she's quite a hard act to follow: she does seem to have one for every occasion. "...I knew you were a pussy...you piece of shit..." ~gringoloid (Trustee board) 0 funny, 0 helpful.

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