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So here I am trying to book a flight on-line back to curramba thinking the avianca modefoque I spoke to earlier this week made a mistake and that in fact they still have direct fights to Barranquilla from JFK.
I’m normally a very mellow happy go lucky kind of guy, few things piss me off but this chit me saco el indio. I’m mad as hell and aint gonna take it anymore and I hope avianca officials reads this chit (please don’t delete)
Let me give you a little history, first of all it was Barranquilla and my family who founded this fokin airline. Not only that, it was also the first commercial airline in the spic continent.
While Barranquilleros were flying around people n Bogotá, Medellin and Cali would run and hide behind trees scared shitless at the sight of this strange flying object. Now we don’t fokin count???
We had cars and phones way before it reached the interior, and we don’t fokin count??? Fok you!! fok you! fok youuuuuuuu!!!
I can’t believe that to reach my city I have to get on a direct fight to Cali or Pereira or Medellin, what kind of bullshit is that? Why the fok would I want to land smack in the middle of the fokin jungles?????
I just finished talking to them thar avianca modefoques and they explained that few passengers travel to Barranquilla compared to the over one million cachacos living abroad.
Listen, I don’t give a rats ass if only 7 fokin barranquilleros live in USA compared to over a million fokin cachacos.
We founded this airline and Barranquilla is the first city you see when the plane reaches Colombia , why the fok should I have to sit there and look at mountains and jungle for another fokin hour to do the same chit a few hour later. Drop me off in fokin Barranquilla even if you have to throw my black ass out in fokin parachute, fok my luggage.
Thank you!!
By elmodefoque on Apr 14, 2008, 05:56 in Friendly Talkzone.
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 05:58: and further more... over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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robi666 says on Apr 14, 2008, 06:02: When you fly to Medellin, before getting on your plane back, we can meet at the airport and I can rent my parachute to you, so next time you can just jump. "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." |
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El Polo says on Apr 14, 2008, 06:05: Elmo, too bad I have alot of chit to do at work today, I like the topic, no direct flights to CTG from JFK neither, you basically have to fly over CTG, land in Bogota and turn back around! WTF???
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RAAAY says on Apr 14, 2008, 06:05: Nonsense...........when the plane is over Barranquilla it is actually flying low............no parachute needed..............just open the emergency door and say nothing............. .........Its useless to argue with ignorance |
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guacharaca says on Apr 14, 2008, 06:19: Try living in S.M. At least BAQ has some international flights. Colombianos: Las armas os han dado independencia, las leyes os daran libertad. (Santander) |
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webmanco says on Apr 14, 2008, 06:21: Cuando el avion sobrevuela (R666) Soledad Curramba, abres la puerta del avion y antes de saltar dices (I really hate it when women get their panties all bunched up their butt, they can get so cranky!) Poor butt happy |
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Corey3368 says on Apr 14, 2008, 06:30: I believe you can get a direct flight out of JFK to Quilla on Thursdays and Saturdays
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jorgegdiaz says on Apr 14, 2008, 06:34: Santo Tomas o Palmar de Varela no tienen una laguna para botarse ahi desde Avianca? Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 07:13: corey, not even thursdays and saturdays anymore. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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robi666 says on Apr 14, 2008, 07:15: Web, Soledad is not a barrio de Curramba. It is a different Alcaldia. "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 07:18: why do we get punish by avianca for being the city where most of its citizen prefer NOT to migrate. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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Tinto (Moderator) says on Apr 14, 2008, 07:28: Try to make the best of your unwanted hours with the Potato People in Bogota. And don't forget your ruana.
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robi666 says on Apr 14, 2008, 07:30: And do not walk out the Airport, FARC could be waiting... "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 07:36: some fokin welcome? over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 07:38: you land in barranquilla and maybe you see a couple corroncho cops with pistols that don't even fokin work drinkin beer in the corner of the terminal over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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robi666 says on Apr 14, 2008, 07:41: When I have to fly from Medellin to Santa Marta (no direct fly), I prefer to catch the direct flight to Barranquilla and then the Wayuu 7barras bus in Simon Bolivar cerca del puente de la Circunvalar. "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." |
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esanch36 says on Apr 14, 2008, 07:45: Those costeno cops are funny....i went to cartagena with friends...one of my friends left on a earlier flight and said she was going to wait at the airport for us. She's blond, blue eyes....when i get there she was fucking drinkin with 5 fricken cops, all trying to get in her panties....i asked them if they were on break,,they laughed and said no All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12??? |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 07:46: yeah robbi, that's another thing. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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robi666 says on Apr 14, 2008, 07:56: elmo, another thing is that i don't want to wear a fokin eskimo jacket when landing in SM... they would think that I am a turista cachaco y me van a atracar como salgo del avion o a cobrar el doble en el taxi. "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." |
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slguy says on Apr 14, 2008, 08:21: you guys are a fokin riot...:) Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 09:10: slguy, there you are. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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slguy says on Apr 14, 2008, 09:45: had a miinor health problem...then some work travel, elmo. all is well, now. Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab |
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panthdave says on Apr 14, 2008, 16:06: Elmo just move to Miami.....and get it over with...Shorter flight and direct....and also Avianca is in the new Terminal.and.American flies direct now to Barq.........and gives double miles I think... panthdave Miami |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 16:37: Ok, I understand direct flights to Bogotá cus is the nation’s capital and is located smack in the middle of the country between mountains and the vast Colombian jungle and is the only way NOT to get your ass kidnapped by farc. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 16:56: and another thing, barranquilleros were the first one in the country with televisons. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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MitchAlvarez says on Apr 14, 2008, 17:10: yea los costeños had tv's before they even had any streets with pavement.
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 17:11: THE HELL WITH YOU AVIANCA, WHO NEEDS YOU ANYWAYS? over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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Sam Salmon says on Apr 14, 2008, 17:31: Is Barranquilla still in Colombia? ' a la orden!' |
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getting better says on Apr 14, 2008, 17:35: Sorry I am confused. Are you saying that Avianca is going to bring in a direct flight from the US to Bucaramanga? That seems amazing to me but good news if true.
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 17:45: Barranquilleros had traffic jams going back to the model T days while many in other Colombian cities were still traveling by foot , is a bitch going up those fokin mountains carrying 85 fokin pounds of fokin coffee on your fokin back. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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goin_south says on Apr 14, 2008, 17:54: the truth is... people who don't know nothin 'bout Colombia, never heard of barranquilla. ..... leavin louisiana in the broad day light |
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panthdave says on Apr 14, 2008, 17:57: Damn elmo...Avianca is flying direct to Barranquilla and so isn't American Airlines you just live up in Alaska somewhere..ahh New York....You need to get to MIA>>>>> panthdave Miami |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 17:59: of course all you know is from cali medellin and bogota, that's where you guys get all that free CHUCHA jajajajaj over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 17:59: jajajajajajajajajjijijijijijijijijjj i'm one happy drunk jajajajaj over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:02: While most in Colombian were still communicating by hollering at each other from mountain top to mountain top. "Juanesssss, no te olivides de traer el cafesito, con arepita, chocolatico y caldito puessss" over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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nueva york bombero says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:05: Hey, Bring Shakira back from Miami Beach and maybe you'll get more respect!!!!!
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webmanco says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:07: Barranquilleros already had phones and the first fokin radio station RCN (I really hate it when women get their panties all bunched up their butt, they can get so cranky!) Poor butt happy |
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robi666 says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:09: "Parseriiito, no te hacer la loca, enviame el romcito, pueeessss" LOL "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:12: and another thing, while my cachaco borthers were still walking around wearing fokin ponchos or ruanas, what ever the the fok they call it, we had fokin guayaberas, so there!! over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:15: there were no fokin roads in colombia back then. one question, how the fok did you get from cali to medellin and bogota with out airplanes. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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MitchAlvarez says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:18: parce baranquilla es un arenero el hp. no que perezaaaaaaaaaa mejor me voy pa coveñas, tolu, o cartagena.
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robi666 says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:20: Paisas get to Covenas "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." |
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jorgegdiaz says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:27: Emo, where´s teh direct flight to Bucaramanga , which incidentally educates half of Barranquilla´s population... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:31: SORRY, I HAVE TO BUMP THIS VIDEO ONCE AGAIN. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:33: ROBI, THAT IS SOME FUNNY CHIT JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:37: JD, I MIGHT BE MISTAKEN MAYBE IT WAS NOT BUCARAMANGA , BUT I KNOW THERE WAS ANOTHER SMALL COLOMBIAN CITY GETTING DIRECT FLIGHTS FROM JFK over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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goin_south says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:47: way back when? ..... leavin louisiana in the broad day light |
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droble77 says on Apr 15, 2008, 09:11: Hi elmo,
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curramberochris says on Apr 15, 2008, 09:37: Not that humid when you get used to it,lots to do if you like music, dancing, the sea, drinking,art, cinema.
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nueva york bombero says on Apr 15, 2008, 10:06: How much is an average house in a good area?
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MaFe says on Apr 15, 2008, 10:22: NY bombero...because there are many Colombianos here and from Barranquilla...muchisimos! Bueno de todo muchisimo! "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle |
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curramberochris says on Apr 15, 2008, 10:23: Average house in a good area......all depends but on average from what I see in the paper, something decent you are looking at around 200,000,000 plus
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nueva york bombero says on Apr 15, 2008, 10:34: Hey Ma, where are you going in the fall?
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nueva york bombero says on Apr 15, 2008, 10:36: Thanks Chris! You love it there or what?
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MaFe says on Apr 15, 2008, 10:36: Hey NYBombero...want to go with me...we live miles from each other and don't see each other!! I would really like to go to Peru this fall, and Egypt/Israel this June... "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle |
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nueva york bombero says on Apr 15, 2008, 10:39: Peru, definitely..... Israel? No interest.
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MaFe says on Apr 15, 2008, 10:44: No not to Egypt/Israel...to Peru!! You are too young to retire... "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle |
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nueva york bombero says on Apr 15, 2008, 10:55: I know, but you have to do research early, no?
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droble77 says on Apr 15, 2008, 12:09: Just checked on an airliners board and the flights from JFK to BAQ should be back in late June.
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pedro says on Apr 15, 2008, 12:19: NY, are you serious? There's a war going on in Colombia. Israel is more or less at peace, compared to Colombia, and is a relatively calm place. que nota! |
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robi666 says on Apr 15, 2008, 12:20: "No disrespect, but B'quilla has a rep as being very hot and humid, with little to do and see for the tourists. That's why the gringos go to cachaco-land. . . ;)" "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." |
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pedro says on Apr 15, 2008, 12:25: Robi, the rep is spot on. The chucha is pretty easy in Barranquilla too... but why would you go there? It's hot as balls, no tourist sites and the beach is shit. que nota! |
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curramberochris says on Apr 15, 2008, 12:30: It is hot and humid, there isn't that much to do and the city is in a bit of a state but I like it and I know a lot of Colombians who wouldn't want to move.
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curramberochris says on Apr 15, 2008, 12:31: It is hot and humid, there isn't that much to do and the city is in a bit of a state but I like it and I know a lot of Colombians who wouldn't want to move.
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robi666 says on Apr 15, 2008, 12:35: Ok, do you want me to speak seriously? "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." |
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RAAAY says on Apr 15, 2008, 13:01: Robi...... ' Italians are the costenos of Europe " .........Its useless to argue with ignorance |
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toneloc24 says on Apr 15, 2008, 13:08: Robi666 - The word is SOUL. The city is drenched in it. "Don't tase me, bro!!!!" |
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robi666 says on Apr 15, 2008, 13:27: Interesting considerations, toneloc. "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." |
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nueva york bombero says on Apr 15, 2008, 14:06: "NY, are you serious? There's a war going on in Colombia. Israel is more or less at peace, compared to Colombia, and is a relatively calm place."
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pedro says on Apr 15, 2008, 14:19: For the tourist, damn right Colombia is more dangerous than Israel. I've been to both places within the last few years, so my comparison surely counts for something. que nota! |
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MaFe says on Apr 15, 2008, 14:25: nueva york bombero says on Tuesday April 15th, 2008 14:06: "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle |
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nueva york bombero says on Apr 15, 2008, 14:27: I have friends who go to Israel, but I wouldn't go anywhere near the M. East!!
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MaFe says on Apr 15, 2008, 14:40: NY bombero...I didn't picture you the type to run from excitement...je je je "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle |
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pedro says on Apr 15, 2008, 14:41: Terrorism central? que nota! |
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nueva york bombero says on Apr 15, 2008, 14:46: The amount of terror attacks don't compare. Every day something happens there.
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MaFe says on Apr 15, 2008, 14:53: Pedro...you are kidding right? I am safer in NY.... "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle |
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pedro says on Apr 15, 2008, 15:05: If you feel safer, then good for you. que nota! |
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jonas says on Apr 15, 2008, 15:08: just go to Parque Tayrona and enjoy some fine Israeli company there. Last I went some Colombians there commented it was like being in Israel, just nicer. What I have, I do not want to lose, but Where I am I do not want to stay, but those I love, I do not want to leave, but those I know I no longer want to see, but Where I die, I do not want to go;I want to stay where I have never been |
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nueva york bombero says on Apr 15, 2008, 15:08: Enjoy Egypt Ma! Hey, read The Alchemist.
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