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Attention Kat

Hey, thanks for your London Advice. My wife and I really liked London alot except Londoners are a bit strange. I call them Brittish puddings. What a strange group and whats the deal with nobody using deoderant. Holy Krikies!!!! I never smelled Body odor so bad in my life. Didn't get to eat any Colombian food but did enjoy some Brittish Pudding. I could only understand 70 percent of the people that I met and couldn't understand any of the Scottish people at all. All in all, London as really beautiful. I went to the Windsor castle as you suggested but didn't get to say hello to your friend the queen. I saw one of the queens royal garden parties ending at buckingham palace and all the 8000 plus guests walking out. My wife was dying in laughter from the silly hats on the women and the suits the men were wearing. Service in the restaurants was the rudest I have ever encountered. My wife has always said that American service was rude but after that experiance, she was singing a different tune. The tube was really great to get around on and we both loved all the little parks and other stuff. Anyway, thanks again for all your advice.

By (Deleted user) on Aug 9, 2006, 12:10 in Friendly Talkzone.

moondance says on Aug 9, 2006, 12:47:

one more thing the shortest book in english language "British Dentistry"

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fugdis says on Aug 9, 2006, 13:35:

wow I was just gonna stick up for us londoners then and say that my five remaining teeth are perfect but was overcome by my own armpit stench.

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MacGringo says on Aug 9, 2006, 13:36:

I'm glad that you aren't going to come back to Britain, Brody you FUCKWIT!!!!!
How many stereotypes can you possibly fit in, in a few sentences?????

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MacGringo says on Aug 9, 2006, 14:01:

Fuckwit is a slang term Brody.
It's not a very good idea to try and pick faults with someones English when your spelling leaves a lot to be desired.
No, I don't use deodOrant, in Scotland we put old haggis skin under our arms. We stink more than the English!

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MacGringo says on Aug 9, 2006, 14:19:

HAHAHAHAHAAHA........really, I have to hold my hands up and admit that you did make me laugh there Brody.
I wasn't offended at all about you not being able to understand that Scots.......I struggle to understand certain accents in Scotland, its not just foreigners.

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MacGringo says on Aug 9, 2006, 14:28:

Brody, I probably look better than your wife in a skirt, and I'm a right ugly 'bastid'!!!
hahahahahahaahahaha
A little piece of info for ya!
Television, telephone, Penicillin, tarmacadam, some of the most important inventions and discoveries.....all Scots inventions.

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MacGringo says on Aug 9, 2006, 14:33:

Sorry mate......Sir Alexander Flemming, born in Darvel, Scotland

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