APB and BOLO for Elmodefoque aka “Elmo�

Miguel says on Jul 24, 2006, 09:31:

It's even worse, Peter Miami He's back with his wife!

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Peter Miami says on Jul 24, 2006, 09:35:

Which One? Yes but which one? He has one in each city; New York, New Jersey, Miami and many in Colombia. That is why he had to leave Colombia or they were going to kill him. LOL

Peter Miami

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Miguel says on Jul 24, 2006, 09:53:

He's just got one (currently) The ex was a puertoriqueña in Jersey and and the mother of his kids... the current/estranged/now re-united/on all fours/at least for the weekend is working in Miami now.

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toneloc24 says on Jul 24, 2006, 10:05:

Migs Say it ain't so. Some fishing trip. LOL!!!

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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Peter Miami says on Jul 24, 2006, 10:07:

Miguel That is hilarious! LOL Now I know why.

Thanks,

Peter Miami

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oldbongo says on Jul 24, 2006, 10:18:

no wonder.... that poor boy is one incorrigible masochisto.

she prolly lured him back with pity.

stay tuned for the exciting conclusion....

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Peter Miami says on Jul 24, 2006, 10:22:

caca-roach Elmo you lying caca-roach!

Peter Miami

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Miguel says on Jul 24, 2006, 10:31:

tone y Peter Miami Both Rubiazo and I have been in contact with him con freqúencia. He is back in the saddle with her, so to speak, until Tuesday. Yesterday I was at a "feria de naciones" here in St. Louis and participating with a Colombian folkloric dance group doing a workshop and dancing cumbia, vallento, mapale and other styles. I called his cell while we were dancing cumbia and then he put Ana Maria on the phone after telling her I was in Barranquilla. She took the bait, so I guess he really is fishing!

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tomtom33 says on Jul 24, 2006, 12:36:

Hope you reminded him to cut bait. The 5K hookers are much cheaper.

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Peter Miami says on Jul 24, 2006, 13:12:

A lot cheaper!
Peter Miami
A lot cheaper!

Peter Miami

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miamimike says on Jul 24, 2006, 16:14:

Peter--I did not hear a word from Elmo... over the weekend! Wonder what happened to Him? TOoooooo Bad, I had a Chica Caliente and Cold Presidentes all lined up for Him! LOL

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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miamimike says on Jul 24, 2006, 16:16:

Like I always say... "The ex was a puertoriqueña in Jersey and and the mother of his kids... the current/estranged/now re-united/on all fours/at least for the weekend is working in Miami now."
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99 out of 100 times, they always end up down here in Miami! LOL

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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toneloc24 says on Jul 24, 2006, 17:02:

Guess Elmo got tired of ole faithful, Manuela. LOL!!!

I guess, I wish him the best. I'll call him Migs and find out what the hell he's thinking.

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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Peter Miami says on Jul 25, 2006, 07:29:

MiamiMike It is just like the ground sucked him up. He had all my telephone numbers and e-mails and he has your telephone number and not one call or anything. Amazing!

He has been talking to Miguel and Rubiazo. All the hoopla about coming to Miami to fish, go out and meet us for some drinks. Like I said before he is a caca-roach!

Peter Miami

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Peter Miami says on Jul 25, 2006, 07:35:

Call Him Yes please someone call him and see if he is alright or does MiamiMike or I have to go bail him out from jail, the Miami River, the Atlantic Ocean, etc? lol

Peter Miami

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famsearch says on Jul 25, 2006, 10:33:

if it's true, and he got lured back, there is only one explanation for his silence. cranio-rectal inversion. when one is suffering from this condition, it's difficult to wedge a phone in too... lol
dan

dan

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oldbongo says on Jul 25, 2006, 11:00:

precient,..dan and the longer he is afflicted by this,
the greater the chance that there will be a bridge involved,
and the more colourful the discription will be.

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famsearch says on Jul 25, 2006, 11:06:

amazing, isn't it? how the hardest of cases can be turned into 110% pure marshmallow, from just a smile from mami... lol
dan

dan

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oldbongo says on Jul 25, 2006, 11:24:

or bangkok.. you never heard?... "one night in bangkok"
..................makes a tough guy tumble..

so many thais in miami.....mixed with latinas.....ayyayaiii!!!!!!!!!!

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Miguel says on Jul 25, 2006, 11:26:

Nope Not the case at all. Much more involved here.

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oldbongo says on Jul 25, 2006, 11:37:

wait a minute,,please,... now oldbongo has to go out for more refreshments,
cheezies, cookies,(hits from the bong)....
in anticipation of the exciting conclusion....

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Peter Miami says on Jul 25, 2006, 12:59:

Miguel Call him see if he is still alive and in Miami. I think he needs serious help. lol

I would like to know what happen to mister tough Colombian Man!

Peter Miami

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elmodefoque says on Jul 26, 2006, 05:46:

First of all I need to apologize to Mike and Peter for not getting in contact with them.
I gotta tell you guys what happened to me in Miami. I stayed at the Best Western, in North Bay Village, 79 st. crsway. Is gotta be one of my favorite hotel cause is right on the bay where I could fish and has the best bar in Miami. “Shuckers�. The moment I got there my ex showed up and with out saying a single word, raped me! and raped me! numerous times through out the day. I’m an old guy so defending myself was futile and calling anyone for help was impossible, she took my cell and promised to smash the heavy hotel phone on my head if I even thought about dialing anyone for aid. Everyday she dragged me down one flight to "Shuckers� and presided to get me intoxicated with unlimited amount of gin and tonic with tequila shots, needless to say, I was nearly unconscious most of the time. I only had one day off, that’s when she hadda gotto work. I drove to the everglades Miccosukee Indian Tribe territory , for largemouth bass. Hey, those injun modefoques looked just like me. Anyway, plenty of bass in the canals but I had to share my fishing spot with alligators. I had one to my left another to my right and one mothefoque in front of me, about 4 feet away, just waiting for my black ass to fall in the water, he was gonna be the first one to tear me into pieces. To him I looked liked a well done double whopper burger.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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Peter Miami says on Jul 26, 2006, 06:40:

Glad you are alive! Hi Elmo,

First of all let me say that I am glad that you are alive and well. I thought maybe something had happen to you. Thank God that Miguel had spoken with you and told us about it.

Well drinking getting rapped and doing a little fishing is not a bad way to spend the weekend. I am glad you had fun and maybe next time you come down to Miami we will meet up? Are you back home?

Regards,

Peter Miami

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elmodefoque says on Jul 26, 2006, 06:56:

i;m back at work and planning my next vacation to curramba in a couple months. while in miami, I never got to see any colombians, but met plenty of drunken gringos my age. we sat around listening to the doors, stones, doobie brothers and even sang margaritaville.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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elmodefoque says on Jul 26, 2006, 07:55:

While in Florida, I had a While in the everglades, a reservation Miccosukee injun cop came over and asked me for a fresh water fishing license, of course had none, too cheap to pay the 8 bucks for one day permit. A closer look at me and that modefoque knew I was in injun too. He asked me what tribe I was from? told him I was half Wayuu and half Kogi. “WTF is that?� he said. I told him, “My people come from northern Caribbean coast and la Sierra Nevada of Colombia� He was shocked, said I did not look like any Latinos he has seen around these parts. I told him “that’s because I’m the Real Macoy, those Colombians you seen are of mostly Spanish blood, and I aint got none of that shit, I is a FBI(full blood injun) THE REAL DEAL!!�
He then told me that I DON’T NEED NO stinking fishing or gaming permit in Miccosukee tribal land. He also gave me the best tip to keep mosquitos away. Alligator piss! but I think he was pulling my leg. Now if I could marry a Miccosukee girl, I’ll be entitle to some of that casino money. I heard that unlike colombianas, the injun girls from Florida like their men real dark and ugly, just like me. They're not into the pendejito pasty look.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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oldbongo says on Jul 26, 2006, 09:55:

y'know elmo.. oldbongo is kinda dissapointed in you.

really, that was simply not colorful enough.

c'mon.."she raped me, i got drunk"...pretty plain stuff.
we wanted to hear more about what it's actually like
to be you, on all fours, squealing like miss piggy.

and how do you pronounce that florida indian tribe name?

looks dangerous.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 26, 2006, 10:03:

got me drunk first then dragged me up to my hotel room , pushed me in bed removed my shorts and dirty underwear, flipped me over on my back and jumped on top of me until she had her way. woke me up a couple hours later and repeated the same scinerio. i wanted to call for help

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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oldbongo says on Jul 26, 2006, 10:06:

was that you two?? doin' the chicken dance???

you're on youtube..
check your e-mail

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Peter Miami says on Jul 26, 2006, 11:27:

lol That is hilarious! Alligator piss is the best, it not only keeps the mosquitoes away but all other types of insects, animal and humans. I use it all the time it give me a great complexion.

Peter Miami

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elmodefoque says on Jul 26, 2006, 12:05:

I had a nice long conversation with that injun cop. He described his tribe’s method to keep mosquito and yes everything else away, and he claims it works. I told him about my tribe’s best mosquito repellent. Laid under a burro and have him/her piss on you. He just laughed and thought I was pulling his leg. Believe or not injuns got a great sense of humor. I asked him how they get the alligator’s piss. He told me that first you gotta catch that modefoque, alive! Shit, for that I might as well get eaten by mosquito. After you capture and wrestle with the alligator you hold him over you head and stick a finger up his ass. He’ll piss and come on you all at the same time. No bull! so he said.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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oldbongo says on Jul 26, 2006, 12:27:

now we're talkin colorful... no kidddin boss..

you gotta go home right away and see what somebody caught you doin.
they posted it, and now greg's mad and everybody can see.

and if you eat those alligators eggs, you never get snakebit.

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Gator says on Jul 26, 2006, 12:56:

The REAL Story He was shot and seriously wounded by a jealous burro-but is recovering at a private Miami sanatorium named "Custer's Revenge."

"Brevior Sltare Cum Deformibus Mulieribus Est Vita!" .

"Credidi pretio parvo emere et magno vendere tibi in animo fuisse!" .

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