APB and BOLO for Elmodefoque aka “Elmo”

Miguel says on Jul 24, 2006, 09:31:

It's even worse, Peter Miami He's back with his wife!

"There is nothing lower than the human race...except for the French." - Mark Twain 1878-79

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Peter Miami says on Jul 24, 2006, 09:35:

Which One? Yes but which one? He has one in each city; New York, New Jersey, Miami and many in Colombia. That is why he had to leave Colombia or they were going to kill him. LOL

Peter Miami

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Miguel says on Jul 24, 2006, 09:53:

He's just got one (currently) The ex was a puertoriqueña in Jersey and and the mother of his kids... the current/estranged/now re-united/on all fours/at least for the weekend is working in Miami now.

"There is nothing lower than the human race...except for the French." - Mark Twain 1878-79

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Peter Miami says on Jul 24, 2006, 10:07:

Miguel That is hilarious! LOL Now I know why.

Thanks,

Peter Miami

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oldbongo says on Jul 24, 2006, 10:18:

no wonder.... that poor boy is one incorrigible masochisto.

she prolly lured him back with pity.

stay tuned for the exciting conclusion....

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Peter Miami says on Jul 24, 2006, 10:22:

caca-roach Elmo you lying caca-roach!

Peter Miami

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Miguel says on Jul 24, 2006, 10:31:

tone y Peter Miami Both Rubiazo and I have been in contact with him con freqúencia. He is back in the saddle with her, so to speak, until Tuesday. Yesterday I was at a "feria de naciones" here in St. Louis and participating with a Colombian folkloric dance group doing a workshop and dancing cumbia, vallento, mapale and other styles. I called his cell while we were dancing cumbia and then he put Ana Maria on the phone after telling her I was in Barranquilla. She took the bait, so I guess he really is fishing!

"There is nothing lower than the human race...except for the French." - Mark Twain 1878-79

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Peter Miami says on Jul 24, 2006, 13:12:

A lot cheaper!
Peter Miami
A lot cheaper!

Peter Miami

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miamimike says on Jul 24, 2006, 16:14:

Peter--I did not hear a word from Elmo... over the weekend! Wonder what happened to Him? TOoooooo Bad, I had a Chica Caliente and Cold Presidentes all lined up for Him! LOL

Bésame, bésame mucho Como si fuera esta noche La última vez Bésame, bésame mucho Que tengo miedo a perderte Perderte después Bésame, bésame mucho Como si fuera esta noche La última vez Bésame, bésame mucho Que tengo miedo a perderte Perderte de

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miamimike says on Jul 24, 2006, 16:16:

Like I always say... "The ex was a puertoriqueña in Jersey and and the mother of his kids... the current/estranged/now re-united/on all fours/at least for the weekend is working in Miami now."
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99 out of 100 times, they always end up down here in Miami! LOL

Bésame, bésame mucho Como si fuera esta noche La última vez Bésame, bésame mucho Que tengo miedo a perderte Perderte después Bésame, bésame mucho Como si fuera esta noche La última vez Bésame, bésame mucho Que tengo miedo a perderte Perderte de

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Peter Miami says on Jul 25, 2006, 07:29:

MiamiMike It is just like the ground sucked him up. He had all my telephone numbers and e-mails and he has your telephone number and not one call or anything. Amazing!

He has been talking to Miguel and Rubiazo. All the hoopla about coming to Miami to fish, go out and meet us for some drinks. Like I said before he is a caca-roach!

Peter Miami

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Peter Miami says on Jul 25, 2006, 07:35:

Call Him Yes please someone call him and see if he is alright or does MiamiMike or I have to go bail him out from jail, the Miami River, the Atlantic Ocean, etc? lol

Peter Miami

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famsearch says on Jul 25, 2006, 10:33:

if it's true, and he got lured back, there is only one explanation for his silence. cranio-rectal inversion. when one is suffering from this condition, it's difficult to wedge a phone in too... lol
dan

dan

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oldbongo says on Jul 25, 2006, 11:00:

precient,..dan and the longer he is afflicted by this,
the greater the chance that there will be a bridge involved,
and the more colourful the discription will be.

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famsearch says on Jul 25, 2006, 11:06:

amazing, isn't it? how the hardest of cases can be turned into 110% pure marshmallow, from just a smile from mami... lol
dan

dan

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oldbongo says on Jul 25, 2006, 11:24:

or bangkok.. you never heard?... "one night in bangkok"
..................makes a tough guy tumble..

so many thais in miami.....mixed with latinas.....ayyayaiii!!!!!!!!!!

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Miguel says on Jul 25, 2006, 11:26:

Nope Not the case at all. Much more involved here.

"There is nothing lower than the human race...except for the French." - Mark Twain 1878-79

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oldbongo says on Jul 25, 2006, 11:37:

wait a minute,,please,... now oldbongo has to go out for more refreshments,
cheezies, cookies,(hits from the bong)....
in anticipation of the exciting conclusion....

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Peter Miami says on Jul 25, 2006, 12:59:

Miguel Call him see if he is still alive and in Miami. I think he needs serious help. lol

I would like to know what happen to mister tough Colombian Man!

Peter Miami

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Peter Miami says on Jul 26, 2006, 06:40:

Glad you are alive! Hi Elmo,

First of all let me say that I am glad that you are alive and well. I thought maybe something had happen to you. Thank God that Miguel had spoken with you and told us about it.

Well drinking getting rapped and doing a little fishing is not a bad way to spend the weekend. I am glad you had fun and maybe next time you come down to Miami we will meet up? Are you back home?

Regards,

Peter Miami

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oldbongo says on Jul 26, 2006, 09:55:

y'know elmo.. oldbongo is kinda dissapointed in you.

really, that was simply not colorful enough.

c'mon.."she raped me, i got drunk"...pretty plain stuff.
we wanted to hear more about what it's actually like
to be you, on all fours, squealing like miss piggy.

and how do you pronounce that florida indian tribe name?

looks dangerous.

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oldbongo says on Jul 26, 2006, 10:06:

was that you two?? doin' the chicken dance???

you're on youtube..
check your e-mail

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Peter Miami says on Jul 26, 2006, 11:27:

lol That is hilarious! Alligator piss is the best, it not only keeps the mosquitoes away but all other types of insects, animal and humans. I use it all the time it give me a great complexion.

Peter Miami

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oldbongo says on Jul 26, 2006, 12:27:

now we're talkin colorful... no kidddin boss..

you gotta go home right away and see what somebody caught you doin.
they posted it, and now greg's mad and everybody can see.

and if you eat those alligators eggs, you never get snakebit.

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Gator says on Jul 26, 2006, 12:56:

The REAL Story He was shot and seriously wounded by a jealous burro-but is recovering at a private Miami sanatorium named "Custer's Revenge."

"Brevior Sltare Cum Deformibus Mulieribus Est Vita!" .

"Bene, cum Latine nescias, nolo manus meas in te maculare" .

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