Anybody Filing there Damn Taxes....

utopiacowboy says on Apr 13, 2007, 17:45:

I did. I got her a federal tax id number.

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Azul says on Apr 13, 2007, 18:15:

Good question.... I guess I'll try and figure that out this weekend....nothing like waiting until the last minute!

las cosas caen por su propio peso

southern151 says on Apr 13, 2007, 19:04:

I claimed my wife... and I'm not even married! LOL Calling all IRS agents! HAHA

Anyway, actually got my stuff together early this year. There IS a first time for everything!

RUV says on Apr 13, 2007, 19:41:

I claimed my kids and I do not have any. Just kidding.

Does anyone have an extra wife they are not using?

Azul says on Apr 13, 2007, 19:49:

no, but I've got an ex-wife that you can borrow.

las cosas caen por su propio peso

goin_south says on Apr 13, 2007, 20:52:

I've got an ex- with multi-personalities: MULTIPLE DEDUCTIONS!!!
Or, ya'll can divide it up like you want.

and, thank you.

southern151 says on Apr 14, 2007, 08:37:

Hey, RUV... That question should be saved for the Utah area...Or, the "old" Utah(since it doesn't exist there any more{yeah right}).

Could you imagine the write-offs one of those bastards would have?! Would that be married and 9 or married X 9 and 23?

HMMMM....I'm off to a Poligamist website to search for answers. I'll let you know what I find on the subject. LOL

RUV says on Apr 14, 2007, 13:18:

El InFelizPorAnoche, how many of those personalities did you write off?

I just want to rent one for tax purposes only. You guys can have them back.

Does anyone know if Elmo is going to write off his burra? Or is it a burro?

Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 14, 2007, 13:24:

regrading taxes and Long Term Care, etc if you are paying for LTC for yourself and/or spouse, there is a new tax law which allows you, based on yearly renewals, to take a credit or adjustment for your premiums.....best to check you tax guy but i know you have to sign up for the credit each and every year....

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