Again, Elmo's sexual orientation is questioned.

elmodefoque says on Oct 30, 2006, 08:08:

Rubi, listen no matter how drunk or high you get you gonna know damn well when a guy just invaded that most precious place where the sun don’t shine.
Back in the days, i think i was the only straight guy who went to see Peter Allen's "legs Diamond" on Broadway, does that make me gay?

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elmodefoque says on Oct 30, 2006, 09:23:

Hey rubi, are ya going to the village Halloween parade? I’ll be there dressed as Ramsey, King of Egypt and my daughter as Wonder Woman. I’ll post pics

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elmodefoque says on Oct 30, 2006, 10:05:

Dude, this was not my idea, my daughter insisted and even got me the damn costume. I always like dressing as a dirty old man, not much make up needed, and is a great way to expose myself in public.

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PreciosaPaisita says on Oct 30, 2006, 11:19:

Modefoque your a great writer. Plus your name is hallerious. Que les vaya bien.

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elmodefoque says on Oct 30, 2006, 12:00:

Thanks Preciosa! Wish I had more time to write, but something keeps getting in the way, work! Many times I get inspired about a certain girl, a certain place and begin to write it down, all of the sudden a call comes in to clean the 9 floor bathroom. Needles to say all my inspiration goes down the toilet.
Anyways, gracias mi reina, how about you make this miserable modefoque happy with your pic.
I'll show you my pic taken a couple years ago.

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billyb says on Oct 30, 2006, 12:23:

Surprised Elmo hasn't seen her pics, very nice indeed. BillyB

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elmodefoque says on Oct 30, 2006, 12:25:

Rubi, 23 months crack free.
man, you're so friggin correct, I saw her and let me tell ya this girl could easily inspire every fiber in my body, WOW, holy crap!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 30, 2006, 13:53:

Smoking crack. or smelling cr**p hehe

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PreciosaPaisita says on Oct 30, 2006, 14:09:

Modefoque my pictures are posted on here already, check them out. How old is everybody on here, and where do we all live. This forum is great! Todos somos Colombianos no??
Pregunta: donde salgo a bailar cuando llegue a Colombia?? Me voy en diciembre pa medellin, me quedo un mes, me dejan saber.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 30, 2006, 14:47:

uhmmm looking forward for Elmo's answear :)

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utopiacowboy says on Oct 30, 2006, 19:09:

PreciosaPaisita, no todos somos Colombianos. Realmente, no hay nadie aquí que es Colombiano. Soy de Kenya pero quiero bailar contigo, mi querida, aplastado abajo de tu delicioso cuerpo.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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goin_south says on Oct 30, 2006, 22:07:

"I'll show you my pic taken a couple years ago." Careful, PreciosaPaisita; that sounds like a line he (elmo) must have learned from alot of Online Colombianas ;)

Ciao! Gustav. Bienvenitos, Ike.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2006, 04:57:

which one elmo the one that you resemble Antonio Banderas?

UC aren't you having enough at home? :£

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elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2006, 05:04:

el modefoque as Ramsey

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webmanco says on Oct 31, 2006, 05:23:

Once again Elmo you had disapointed Kat1, she wanted to date Spiderman not any Ramsey.

What a wonderful woman, on the pic

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2006, 05:31:

kat is into the pasty look. kat, like all middle class colombianas is NOT into the injun look. i gotta a better chance of getting hit by lightning in my living room than banging esa lindisima muje y pa arremata le caigo bien gordo.
web, that there is my room mate-drinking buddy-daughter

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elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2006, 06:06:

Mira preciosa, I did something most shameful. Last night before bed time I pleasured my self to your image. I hope is ok with ya and if is not, I promise not do it again. But tell the other guys too cus I’m sure I’m not the only one.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2006, 06:07:

what a beautiful girl Elmo I can't belive is your daughter!!!


Elmp Spiderman in you would have been excellent, you will spare me the nightmare of seeing your face and i will pretend is mauricio Islas behind the custome jejej

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elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2006, 06:09:

maurico who??? who the hell is that mi reina divina?
my daughter looks just like me

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2006, 06:22:

no way Elmo she is very pretty.
pity about the dad :? que me cae tan gordo!! :P


her hair its very similar to mine we even have the same lenght and cut

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Plato says on Oct 31, 2006, 06:35:

Elmo, does your daughter like pasty guys????


Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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gabo4ever says on Oct 31, 2006, 06:35:

Hey Elmo Por lo menos tienen algo en comun Kat y tu! Y usted sabe que cuando tanto lo desgustan a uno, es porque adentro si lo quieren! jajaja

Y por si se atreven: Watsamatamaracuya?

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elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2006, 06:36:

hey kat, maybe you're my daughter too

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2006, 06:37:

a mi elmo me cae bien
a mi elmo me cae bien

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2006, 06:37:

bien gordo :)

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Plato says on Oct 31, 2006, 06:38:

Posted by Gabo4ever:
Por lo Posted by Gabo4ever:

Por lo menos tienen algo en comun Kat y tu! Y usted sabe que cuando tanto lo desgustan a uno, es porque adentro si lo quieren! jajaja

That's what I thought. Parecen enamorados. I wouldn't count you out Elmo.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2006, 06:41:

Elmo likes everything with a skirt, he will follow a broom if you put one on it. ;P


oh and depend the day, on Tuesday is me, wednesday Colombiche, thursday, lauthra. thursday maybe preciosa paisita, friday one of you guys, weekend you know and sat/sunday his free days.

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elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2006, 06:47:

sorry plato, she's NYC born and raised, that says it all, but plenty of her in colombia. she gets pissed off when i tell her she's a dime a dozen over there.

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Plato says on Oct 31, 2006, 06:54:

Es una india hermosa! Te felicito Elmo.

Just in case, my pasty mugshot is in my profile.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2006, 06:57:

thanks plato, i much prefer her native no make up reina de la guajira look.

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Plato says on Oct 31, 2006, 07:07:

Elmo - stop! Hermano, que modelo!

Al fin de cuentas, tiene pura sangre colombiana! No joda Elmo! Que buen trabajo hiciste! Mira Kat1, Elmo te puede dar hijos bellos!

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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gabo4ever says on Oct 31, 2006, 07:21:

Kat... You must admit Elmo's winning a LOT of brownie points, seems he does have a few good arguments with which to entrap you!

Y por si se atreven: Watsamatamaracuya?

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elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2006, 07:28:

yeah plato, and for free too, i'll even go all the way to figgin london a preñala.
man, i could just see her parents face cuando kat le diga "mami estoy preña de un guajiro grande y corroncho"

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Plato says on Oct 31, 2006, 07:39:

LOL! OMG! You won this round big time Elmo! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!


Will Kat ever recover from this????????????

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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gabo4ever says on Oct 31, 2006, 07:49:

Kats... Gone on a tea break to try and regroup! lol

Y por si se atreven: Watsamatamaracuya?

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2006, 08:46:

i rather have babies with aliens...

i just can imaging the doctor saying if it doesn't cry it's a tumor

sorry Elmo not even if you are wrap in gold!!! jiji

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Plato says on Oct 31, 2006, 09:13:

Wow! Kat - that's hardcore! No wonder... you're lethal.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2006, 09:22:

mira reina. cuando tenia la edad de mi hija. todavia no cres que es mi hija?
dejame preñate solo una vez. me llaman tiro fijo.

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Plato says on Oct 31, 2006, 09:25:

Elmo, your daughter looks a lot like you.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2006, 09:26:

cuando llegue a london solo necesito 10 horas de pasion contigo. te preñare con el primer tiro, lo demas es pa mi gusto.

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Plato says on Oct 31, 2006, 09:28:

Elmo, is that an example of how couples court in La Guajira? It's pretty direct dude. LOL!!!


Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2006, 09:32:

yeah plato jijijijij mamasita te quiero preña!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2006, 09:35:

Ordinario may i said
and Ordinario may i said
and please take that picture of you off i am having dinner and I don't want to throw up..:p

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2006, 09:37:

when elmo was conciving his daughter, the genes ofhis wife went to Elmo's genes and shout PA' FUERA MALUCOS , so just her beautiful genes stayed :P

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elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2006, 09:40:

kat, if you think i was scary then, you should see me know. that's why i'm able to walk in the worst places de barranquilla.

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elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2006, 09:55:

entonces kat, te preño o que?

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2006, 10:00:

elmo I rather be Dip in chocolate and be throw to the lesbians

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elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2006, 10:11:

kat, what a great idea. imaginate, comiendote a ti dripping in chocolate. voy pa alla ahora mismo nojoda!!!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2006, 10:33:

elmo...It starts with F and ends in Off and it's got UCK in the middle ;)

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elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2006, 10:41:

i'm still crazy about you no matter how much i disgust you. eres una muje de mi tierra.
now, i better get back to work, people come back from lunch, lots of toilets to clean. chaooo

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elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2006, 10:45:

before i put on my protective gear to clean toilets, guess which song i listen to while doing my job? this one "cabeza de hacha" Diomedes diaz.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2006, 10:50:

good for you dear... ahora a trabajar mijo y deje de estar hablar tanta chiza

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Plato says on Oct 31, 2006, 11:33:

What a proud father showing off his daughter's pictures - cheers Elmo!


Kat1, don't you hear Elmo's mating call from this side of the pond? It's pretty loud! I don't know how you can resist his charm - LOL!

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2006, 11:37:

I already had a call from a charming prince plato :) and producce two stunning kids!!...

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Plato says on Oct 31, 2006, 11:47:

Congrats Kat1. I also have Congrats Kat1.

I also have two stunning kids. Both are girls. My teenager is starting to give me some trouble. The boys are after her big time! The younger one is a big flirt too. It's in the genes I tell ya, and I have my work cut out for me.


Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2006, 13:22:

some advice for you plato 10 RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER

Rule One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:

I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise:

You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:

I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:

It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require
from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:

I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:

As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.

My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.

Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:

Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe.

If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:

Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home.

As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside.

The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

Cheers,
Desi





«Sé que los seres humanos y los peces podrán coexistir en paz». ( George W. Bush, Saginaw 29-09-00)

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2006, 13:59:

LOL Desi , i will follow this advice, having a teenager daughter i have to be on my guard.

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PreciosaPaisita says on Oct 31, 2006, 15:27:

hallerious hahah, that was hallerious. Modefoque you have my permission to pleasure yourself to my picture, life's too short to be wasted. and happy halloween everyone. What do we want? Candy? Sex? :-D

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex

10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

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utopiacowboy says on Nov 1, 2006, 16:04:

Tricky, tricky, Halloween, quiero tus dulces para mi....it might be a trick for you but for me it would be a treat. I think every guy on the site is using your pic for, um.....imaginative solitary play.

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Peter Miami says on Nov 3, 2006, 13:37:

South Beach and Miami Elmo,

Don’t be so humble you are also a very, very big hit in South Beach and Miami’s gay community.

Gay Parade and Coalition President

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Peter Miami says on Nov 3, 2006, 13:41:

Fantasy Fest!!!!! Let's not forget the Florida Key's especially in Key West on Fantasy Fest.

Peter Miami

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