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A weekend song for the ladies

One for the ladies, original song by Gloria Gaynor entitled ‘I will survive'

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had ten inches I almost died
But then, I'd spent so many nights waiting for a man that long
Then I grew strong
And I knew that I could take you on.

But there you are! ...another lie
I was geared for a ‘Big Mac' and you came with a ‘French Fry'
I should have known it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known no anaconda would be lurking in those jeans

Go on now go,....walk out the door
Don't you promise me ten inches and then turn up with four
You were a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out
don't you know we're only joking when we say that size don't count?

I will survive, I will survive
for as long as I have batteries my sex life's gonna thrive
I will always have good nookie with a handful of latex
I will survive, I will survive.

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud
When I saw your little wiener standing short and proud
But to hell with all your egos, to hell with all your needs
Now I am saving all my loving for a cordless multi speed

Go on now go, .... its better that you now flee
Last time I saw a willie so small was on my brother when he was only three
I should have asked for confirmation, should have asked for referees,
Then I would not have had you waving the we winkle thing at me.

Go on now go, just hit the track
Don't you bring me home those tiddlers , because I will only throw them back
The only thing that I could do with a dong as small as yours
Is to stick it with a toothpick and dip it in the curry sauce

Go on now go......just get out of my sight
I will return to my appliance, because I know that the size is just right
If then I ever see your tiny truncheon standing at my door
You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them from the floor
.....hey...hey....

By ARMacleod on Oct 21, 2005, 10:37 in Friendly Talkzone.

kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 21, 2005, 10:59:

jajaaj ARm that is a very goo jajaaj ARm this is very good , I am trying to sing it.
but not to my husband I don't think he would appreciate it

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 21, 2005, 11:03:

LOL, ARM you didn't make that one up yourself? If you did, what a poet the world have missed in you:)

Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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calipro says on Oct 21, 2005, 15:34:

LOL !! Funny but a little off topic don't you think.

I doubt if they sell many vibrators in Colombia. hehehe !!!

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caslug says on Oct 21, 2005, 15:55:

I don't know CP.. i saw several sex shops here in cali, near avienda sexta as i walk fr pete's apt to school. So i'm sure they have vibrators and dildos, after all we always hear there's more girls than guys in COL. Those girls that don't get dates, need some form of entertainment.. I'm always running late to and fr class so didn't get a chance to check them. Saw blow-up dolls out front. I did try to find colombian made porn, but alas i hear those are rare, not including CP personal stash of course! ja, ja!!

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Caballista says on Oct 21, 2005, 19:57:

f...antastico jajajajaja Great song!!! I always love it, and now I do love it even more. I can't stop laughing........and dreaming again jejejeje.

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caribgirl says on Oct 21, 2005, 20:49:

This is too funny. coinsidently another message board I visit had a woman with the exact same dilemna as that song. After building himself up as a well endowed lover she gave him his walking papers after she discovered the Hoax:)I think she got about 6 pages of replies in just a few days. Poor guy!

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dwmte says on Oct 23, 2005, 06:22:

good giggle... not sure it deals with my train of thought on this site...colombia, but it's funny none the less. thanks for sharing.

they've been selling 'sex toys' in colombia since i've been there, about 17 years. i remember seeing 'dildos' disguised as bananas in the windows of 'broma' shops in downtown medellin since the beginning. a bit of tropical flavor, no?

peace,

dw

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