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A Saturday evening in a NYC colombian apt.

So there I was, Saturday night with tone and the morph’s getting wasted. I picked up"Presidente" beer and the guys showed up with more booze.
We sat around in my Manhattan penthouse shooting the breeze and I was also checking out the morph's amazing collection of broads he nailed all over Colombia. I was quite impressed. Hope to invite some of them to the wild parties I’ll be having in my brand new stabbing cabin in north curramba.
Sometime later my slightly drunk daughter shows up, not because I’m her dad, but I really do think she’s one of the most beautiful girl in NYC , well, let me be a little more realistic, Uptown Manhattan. She’s tall, thick jet straight shinny black hair, deep copper tone tan, big ass, big boobs, lots of curves and a stunning face.
The salsa music got louder and next thing I see is tone dancing away with my daughter and then morph, she loves to party, that barranquilla and Dominican blood is very obvious .
I could not move much, at that moment I had a painful hemorrhoid the size of a tennis ball. With out a doubt these guys are serious party animals and really do party like rock star.

By elmodefoque on Jun 27, 2007, 06:03 in Friendly Talkzone.

calor11 says on Jun 27, 2007, 06:10:

hey elmodefoque, hows the latina clubs in NYC ? cococabana? son cubanos? good places to ptactice my spanish? i come down from montreal often.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 27, 2007, 06:20:

I wish I could help but I’m an old modefoque and my partying days in NYC is almost non-existent. The last time I went to a club was Copacabana then on 57th st about 15 years ago. Now all my partying is done in south curramba Colombia.
My NYC kids go to clubs a lot, I’ll ask them. The guys went to Iguana, in the west 50th Manhattan. The best clubs in NYC tend to be where hot Latinas and black grils go

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miamimike says on Jun 27, 2007, 21:40:

Elmo-ever go to any of the Colombian Bars here in Miami? I don't mean South Beach Mangoes either as thats a high price tourist trap where the waitresess steal your change. LOL . Thjey have a Club Iguana in South Miami also.

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Robert Jorge says on Jun 27, 2007, 21:50:

Miamimike, is Club Iguana the one right of the turnpike in Kendall?

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miamimike says on Jun 28, 2007, 01:33:

RJ-Its been a long time since I passed by that place, I am thinking its in Kendall around Miller Dr(56 st south) and 138 ave. When I worked in SW miami near calle 8, I seldom went south of 8th st sw. There was a Colombian Bar I always went to by 128 ave and 8th street so no need to go to the Iguana! Also used to go The Miccosukee Resort and Gaming Casino at SW 8st and Krome Ave for the Boxing Matches.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 28, 2007, 05:22:

hey mike, every time I gotto Miami I do all the touristy places, Mango’s and that big club own by that Cuban broad that sang a while back, Gloria Estefan , I think is called Bongos or something.
Sure, I’ll love to hit authentic Colombian places; I know there are lots of Costeños in Miami.
By the way, the best looking broads in the planet are in Miami followed by NYC

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Robert Jorge says on Jun 29, 2007, 00:44:

You told me about that bar at Tamiami Trail and 128th a while back. Next time I am in Miami, I will stop in.

Elmo, I was in Mango's one time, 1992. That was before it was impossible to get into. We were there drinking a beer, watching the chicks dance on the tables, and who should be in the crowd but Meril Streep. (sp?) Since then, I have walked by, but never tried to get in ... too crowded. I stayed at the Colony next to the Johny Rockets last time I was down there. I went to that Johny Rockets one day - 10 feet from my hotel, because I wanted to say I had an overpriced hamburger at the place they filmed the chainsaw seen in Scarface. Anyway, that day, my brush with a famous person was seeing William Hung walking down the sidewalk. She bangs!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 29, 2007, 05:17:

Robert, I’ve been to Mangos many times, sometimes they drag my ass in. They like that real exotic look, hey ! no one out there more exotic than me and my golden copper toned ass.
Just kidding, I go there a lot cus they literally drag my daughter in there. They like to fill that place up with hot Latin chicks and since I’m with her, I get to go in too.
They not gonna leave my old ass out in the curb all night long

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Buongone says on Jul 1, 2007, 01:27:

Elmo, seems you say the best looking broads on the planet are from Miami, & NYC. What about Colombiana's? What did you think of the Flick?

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