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A PBH get together in NYC

So there I was, last night with rubito, the morph and his brother.
We were discussing a most important subject, Colombian female genitalia.
After downing about a dozen gin and tonic, we decided to get something to eat. What should we eat? In NYC that’s very difficult question cus within 200 feet you’ll find over 100 restaurants from every country in the planet. Rubi suggested Japanese, hey! that sounds good to me, I don’t mind a having pork fried rice.
We go across the street to this place and lord and behold I don’t see no fokin pork fried rice on the menu. I went for the plate that sounded most familiar Teriyaki chicken.
I started picking up my chicken with the chop sticks and it was delicious. Hey! I live in New York City, we all know how to use chop sticks
Anyway, the conversation went back to the Colombian female genitalia as I started to admire them thar Japanese girls walking in and out. Most looked pretty and delicate and shy, resembling those Japanese cartoon characters, very cute.
Now I like Japanese broads.

By elmodefoque on Sep 5, 2007, 07:02 in Friendly Talkzone.

elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:02:

i think i'm turning japanese

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:06:

jajajaj I think some of them are really pretty, i have many Japanese friends here and to me they are so polite and delicate

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gringolondinense says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:08:

teriyaki is a great dish elmo. One of my favourites. Im not surprised the Japanese girls were shy, maybe they heard you guys talking about colombianitas' private parts :)

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El Polo says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:17:

Sounds quite intresting Elmo.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:25:

The ironic chit was that in front you had these young Japanese kids cooking and chopping away dressed like samurai warriors and in the back near the men’s room cleaning dishes guess who? yes, ILLEGAL MEXICANS!!!
They’ll work anywhere any time.

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kalder says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:31:

Gosh, when a few PBHers met up in Cali this summer we discussed poetry!

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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El Polo says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:33:

I know some colombians who work at Japanese restaurant, I tasted peking duck the other day and it tasted like chit.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:35:

poetry????
chit, we discussed how to best approach your girlfirend into letting you bring a hooker in bed with you for a threesome.

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El Polo says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:36:

The only japanese person that works is the back of the restaurant is 1 cook, everyone else is either mexican, dominican, puerto rican or colombian, that's it.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:36:

Polo , you live in NYC?

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El Polo says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:37:

close to NYC

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kalder says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:38:

We did veer off into a risque chat about avant-garde theatre as well.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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Lucho562 says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:39:

Looking at Polo's Old Parr reminded me of something. On Labor day I tried the newly released 20 year Old Parr Superior.....EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:40:

We arrived at a conclusion that ALL women fantasize having another girl in bed. Every single one of them, from la mas gordita y maluca to the super hot ones.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:41:

pero esa vaina es bien caro, 80 mil barras en curramba.

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El Polo says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:44:

Compader Lucho how did you get a hold of Old Parr been looking all over for that chit here and nothing, when i ask for it a liquor store they give me the deer in a head light look.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:46:

nojoda, tengo que ir a trabaja o si no me botan de esta monda.
el baño en el tercet piso jiede a pura mierda y meao, regreso mas tarde.

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El Polo says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:48:

Tienes razon elmo mejor compra una garrafa de medellin y puede tomar ron toda noche

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El Polo says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:54:

I was also looking for tres esquina around here and havent found nothing.

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Lucho562 says on Sep 5, 2007, 08:01:

Polo, Esa vaina me lo trajo un primo que viajo a Quilla hace poco. En Los Angeles no se consigue old parr para nada. Pero si en Tijuana Mexico. La proxima ves que manejo a Tijuana les avisare.

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El Polo says on Sep 5, 2007, 08:19:

In his witty-well crafted post, Elmo strike again.......

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morphus says on Sep 5, 2007, 17:04:

Japanese women are well disciplined too. When the husband walks into the room she has to go down on her knees and wait for him to give her orders.

Yeah, that Jap food was good. I'll be going back there again.

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