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Cerealkiller says on Feb 18, 2005, 12:19:

James That was brilliant. I was cracking, honest. And it is indeed quite true, beer can go a long way with men. I guess you are just simple creatures.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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YEP says on Feb 18, 2005, 12:30:

He he ..... ......
Yes we're "simple" just serve naked we wouldn't notice what beverage you brought .... beer / cola / water ;-)



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Just another scandinavian getting ready to explore South America

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kerry says on Feb 18, 2005, 13:09:

to james vh It sounds to me like you feel guilty to be a man. Which I think is quite strange. Secondly why are you looking at things from a feminist point of view. Feminists often demonstrate very aggresive and limited points of view. One documentary I saw showed women talking about how men were little boys. How ignorant can you get. If we spoke about women being little girls we would be called sexist. In the western world a lot of women do not actually like men and that is why they criticise them. The reason men like Colombian women is because Colombian women do not have an axe to grind. Colombian men and women accept each other as they are. There is a word for that and it is called love. In fact feminism has destroyed the family unit in a big way in the western world, according to a female divorce lawyer in Britain. She claims that most divorce is due to women as they are so aggressive with men.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Feb 18, 2005, 14:28:

take a chill pill james's just posted a joke, one of many that circulate in the net; we all laugh or cringe a little at them, some of them we forward to people we think would enjoy them, most often we just ignore them:)
I've read that same stuff in Finnish, in Swedish, in English and in Spanish. It's not just some feministic propaganda or especially agressive either. It's just a joke.
Cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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kernow62 says on Feb 18, 2005, 14:53:

In the immortal words of my mentor in all things relating to the fairer sex, Father Jack Hackett.

Drink, Feck, Arse !!!

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ws244 says on Feb 18, 2005, 14:54:

college course Forgot a couple of courses however:

1. Why women never forget.

2. Why women forgive-until it is convenient for them to remember they never forgot.

3. Why women make enemies for life.

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dwmte says on Feb 18, 2005, 16:01:

heh, maarit.... who's pete?

and kerry...i don't know about the attorney's opinion in britain, but i got divorced 5 times because i was a bad boy...makes no difference if some of my wives were staunch feminists...the divorce was my fault.

sorry ladies. it took me a real long time to wake up. i don't kiss my wife's behind and put my 'tail' between my legs, but i do treat her like a true and wonderful lady/wife, with honesty and loyalty. she's a jewel and she knows that i know and appreciate it. i'm still a hard ass, but a real devoted one.

dw

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Feb 18, 2005, 16:08:

haha douglas I've just edited my post...I realized pete had nothing to do with it.
Cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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poco says on Feb 18, 2005, 16:21:

Certified Snorkling Instructor Maintained the paper work. Can't make much but the hours are good.

STUDENT

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks

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ARMacleod says on Feb 18, 2005, 17:13:

Kerry? Pfuque off. LM Gs etc No joke princess.

1. Why do you feel like I feel guilty to be a man?
You obviously like me. I am flattered.

2. You think it is quite strange? I personally think that you want to have my baby ? OK.

3. I look at things from a feminist point of view because it endears me to the female psyche.

4.. In every way your following statement is so stupid that I do not feel the need to answer it at all. Why did you edit and delete all my answers to all your asinine statements previously posted?

5. I am going to be nice to you now. Take the hint.

6. In all my years, I have never come across an imbecile such as you appear to be, you have no idea just how much people on this site hate you.

7. You have posted the most ridiculous statements and have never followed up any of the answers that were in the whole detrimental to your post in the first place
in previous posts the reasons why I consider you to be a total imbecile. You have chosen to ignore that advice and information

Everyone on this site hates you. Some tolerate you. They will hate you in time. When they get to know you.

Moderators.... Stop me before I say something that will get me excluded from the site forever.




Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions."¡El diablo me hizo hacerlo!" But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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Lionheart says on Feb 18, 2005, 17:40:

but you can ... start listing his ancestors and the accidents that happened ... without direct references ...

It just might be time to do it the honours ... you first Tinto?

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ARMacleod says on Feb 18, 2005, 17:46:

Venerable Sir Of course I did not mean to call him STUPID. STUPID was not the word that I that intended, I would not consider calling abyone STUPID, I am a gentleman. God forbid that I should call Kerry STUPID or anything like that. I am sorry That you think that I shoulld , even by default call anyone STUPID. or even STUPID, or STUPID,STUPID, STUPID ,STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, sorry my keyboard stuck, Stupid, Sorry.

Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions."¡El diablo me hizo hacerlo!" But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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Lauthra says on Feb 18, 2005, 19:22:

Kernow Father Jack Hackett.
Drink,
Feck, Arse !!!

LOL, ROFL; LOL. I love Father Ted, but Father Dougal McDowell, (if I remember correctly)is the funniest, he's such an 'eejit'.

Indeed, Drink, feck, arse!!!!

Nato ;)

Nato (='.'=)

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Lauthra says on Feb 18, 2005, 19:24:

BEWARE 'You can say his statements are stupid, but don't call him stupid. ;-)'

Gomezman may come around and hold him in contempt...ORDER!
*bags the gavel*
Nato ;)

Nato (='.'=)

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jack73534 says on Feb 18, 2005, 19:53:

17 year course Thanks for reminding me why I am not married.

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ShazCas says on Feb 19, 2005, 01:19:

Thanks for the laugh James and Kernow! And Lauthra, I've never heard a Colombian say "Drink! Feck! Arse!" before, that was great!

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babygirl says on Feb 19, 2005, 11:56:

I thought it was a funny joke actually.

cheers - babygirl

cheers - babygirl

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