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A LITTLE BI-LINGUAL HUMOR

I'm sorry but you have to be bilingual to get this joke. Just a little humor to start the week.

A Colombian guy asks his friend to translate for him at his doctor's visit.

Doctor: What's wrong with your friend?

Amigo: Dice el doctor *Que es lo que tienes?

Colombiano: Dile que me duele en medio de las paletas y el dolor me sube hasta la sien.

Amigo: He says that his popsicles hurt in the middle and it goes up to the one hundred!

Doctor: What else?

Amigo: Que mas tienes?

Colombiano: Las muñecas me duelen mucho en las mañanas.
Amigo: He say his dolls hurt very much in the mornings.

Doctor: Tell your friend he is mentally retarded.

Amigo: El doctor dice que te pongas mentiolato por las tardes

By mrgizmo on May 5, 2008, 11:44 in Friendly Talkzone.


Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on May 5, 2008, 12:04:

LOL

A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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