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A joke a fellow i met in colombia told me

A cnn reported was posted and doing news coverage just outside of jeruslem.A creature of habit she would most days have breakfast and dinner on a little patio cafe at the hotel where she was staying.Across the street there was huge ancient wall with a sign proclaiming it to be the holy wall of wailing.Everyday she noticed an old man,half crippled up who made a daily trek to the wall and would spend hour upon hour praying.Eventually curiousity got the best of her and she decided to approach the old man....Exscuse me she asked the old man...if you don,t mind me asking..how long have you been coming to the wall of wailing to pray?Well said the man,for most of my life...about 70 years.Oh said the reporter...and what do you pray for?I pray for peace and happiness said the old man.. for all religions and an end to war and famine.Thats very noble said the reporter...and how do you feel after 70 years of this? How the hell do you think i feel said the old man...i feel like im talking to a f**king wall.

By jinksmiester on Aug 10, 2007, 23:21 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


brazilianhottie says on Aug 10, 2007, 23:53:

lol...

Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite

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goin_south says on Aug 11, 2007, 01:27:

Não deixe para amanhã o que você pode fazer hoje???

I guess the ol man going to the wall for 70 years needed to hear that, also ;)

Ciao! Gustav.

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brazilianhottie says on Aug 11, 2007, 12:29:

lol..yea

Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite

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chrispej says on Aug 11, 2007, 21:55:

Now that's f**king funny!!! LMAO

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gringoloid says on Aug 13, 2007, 00:18:

lol....another ending.....how do you feel after 70 years of this? lencol replies: ' i still don't know my orientation.'

check here for the background: www.myspace.com/lencol1

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shazann says on Aug 16, 2007, 08:18:

gringoloid!!! usted ve que aprendo spainish rápido veo que ellos encontraron una muchacha menor de edad sofocada en su cama

DO NOT ENTERTAIN THIS HEAMOROID!!!

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