a bad insult...help!!

elmodefoque says on May 12, 2006, 08:51:

OG, it could be that time of the month. i usually got a beating the week before her period.
by all means you're welcome to join me under the bridge.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

oldbongo says on May 12, 2006, 08:57:

it ain't the tide.. the explosions occur anytime, but not at random.
the oldone imagines it has to do with wild injun genes.
do all costenitas take insult so easily??

utopiacowboy says on May 12, 2006, 09:21:

This I do not understand. When my wife is talking to friends or her sisters she invariably starts out, "Hola nina....."

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

oldbongo says on May 12, 2006, 09:49:

sure,...woman to woman,... is ok,...but when the oldgringo said:

"if you want to act like a nina"...

implied...act like a tempermental little girl...

the shitstorm started.

silencio.

Miguel says on May 12, 2006, 10:01:

Try calling her "nena", and maybe you'll get out of la casitadeperro.

seabass says on May 12, 2006, 10:07:

You bridge dwellers got room for one more? Sometimes I think that peroxide's been eating into her brain.
I never need a calendar to know what time of the month it is...

elmodefoque says on May 12, 2006, 10:10:

OG, be thankful all you’re getting is the silent treatment, if you were married to my ex she’ll smack you across you head with a dead beaver.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

oldbongo says on May 12, 2006, 10:52:

that's just it... miguelito..she'd see that as sarcasmo in a second,
and it would be worse. and elmo, that's just it,..
why do they have to hit without warning?...
a civilised person would say:
"pardon me, while i get a rock to smash your head in."

elmodefoque says on May 12, 2006, 11:09:

Most of us guys know when a dude is about to knock us out or try to, but with women is a different story. I had no idea my ex was gonna bust a lamp over my head, it was a total surprise and I was not expecting my ex, ex to dump a plate of enchilada on my head either. I tend to bring out the worst in women and I don’t understand why.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

elmodefoque says on May 12, 2006, 11:15:

which would you guys chose, the silent treatment for a couple weeks or a good whack across the head?

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

elmodefoque says on May 12, 2006, 11:17:

how about a whack across the head followed by the silent treatment and no sex. I'll take the whack and sex right after.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

Mr. Hollywood says on May 12, 2006, 11:21:

I thought I always took you for the kind of guy who wanted the whack across the head DURING sex.

oldbongo says on May 12, 2006, 11:22:

that's it... the oldgringo will take up a club,
knock her silly, and drag her back to the cave and.....
that'll solve everything.

that'll be tonite,
or else tomorrow morning is gonna see the oldgringo out on the lake look'n for a date with a fish.

elmodefoque says on May 12, 2006, 11:25:

funny thing, the last serious beating i received from my ex, i was left black and blue and bloody, but she wanted sex that same evening. what did i do? heck, i put her on all fours, WTF

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

Colombiche says on May 12, 2006, 11:26:

I don't know From the point of view of a cachaca, being called "niña" is not an insult. My best friend in Manizales always starts out her emails with : "Hola niña..."

Maybe she misunderstood your tone and thought you were telling her she is muy niña (immature, little girl). Maybe the discussion was already heated by the time you said that word, maybe if you had said it when you guys were joking, she would be ok.

Who knows? we (women) are strange sometimes.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

elmodefoque says on May 12, 2006, 11:32:

hey colombiche, i'm getting my bike ready for your visit to NYC, even picked up a couple colombian flags to put at the tips of the handle bar. mi reina, you gotta come to the big apple, nothing like un verano en ny.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

oldbongo says on May 12, 2006, 11:44:

no heat in the conversation.. but of course he was telling her that, no mistaking the tone,
but that's not SO terrible is it?
what if the oldgringo leered at you, and you said "grow up"
would it be okay for the old man to start to cry?
...not the suitable response.

cachaca or costena...now there's a choice...

utopiacowboy says on May 12, 2006, 12:16:

I wouldn't mind getting whacked in the head with a beaver.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

shirly1981 says on May 12, 2006, 12:17:

Corrocha (o) thats an insult.... Being in Bogota 4 years ago i decided to go on a blind date with a cachaco (a at #$%^%^ employee Caracol Radio Bogota) After 4 months this guy insisting me to go out with him, i decided to meet him up at Parque de la 93, ok ready for dinner the waiter gave us the menus, i was taking a look at it when this at #$%^&* said "Entonces tu eres "corroncha", y extrañas bquilla???? Fuck this stupid call me like that, i stood up, put the menu on the table and said, Listen Thanks for the dinner but im full of $#!7, i dont know what you think corroncho means but for sure im better dressed than you today. And de este caldo no olio ni el hueso for analfabeta, 1 year later he was still saying im sorry!!!

Niña: just between comadres, you gotta be my mate to call me niña no my husband no my neighbor (it would mean immature)

Corroncho: Mal bestido, mal hablado...camisa verde pantalon rojo zapatos blancos

Sophia

elmodefoque says on May 12, 2006, 12:27:

hey, yo visto asi!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

shirly1981 says on May 12, 2006, 12:41:

I i know that...upps sorry!!!

Sophia

Miguel says on May 12, 2006, 12:54:

Y elmodofoque Plancha sus camisas con una waflera.

oldbongo says on May 12, 2006, 12:58:

then he can look like... the oldgringo and all the other old corronchos in our
embossed guayaberas at the casino next to LDV.

oldbongo says on May 12, 2006, 12:59:

oops!!! the oldgringo has a touch of amnesia..
he's confusing corronchos with mafiosi.

Rubiazo says on May 12, 2006, 19:54:

jajajaja umm, that's 'mal vestido' con v de vaca shirly. :P At least you didn't say 'mal hablao' :)) my gf's best friend is from Valledupar. I call her corroncha all the time and she fucking HATES IT :) I'm such an asshole I can't resist though.

ahh yes summer in NY,
the piss, the rats, the skin-crawling humidity, the ozone and particulate in the air, the public pools with mojones in them. Come one, come all.

I got a 6 week gig in Cape Cod this summer! Y'all can stay here if you want!

Miguel says on May 13, 2006, 01:43:

Rubiazo Since you are a keyboard player and have a GF from Valledupar, have you started playing the accordian yet?

viewpoint says on May 13, 2006, 04:40:

Oldgringo "the oldgringo is learning a lesson..
the worst thing you can call a costena...

..."nina"...(sorry no accent on keyboard)

man, since the oldgringo gave her a gentle reprimand,
she hasn't said a word for two days, and today is three".

I am going to try this immediately as I haven't had three days of silence in seven years. If it worked for you maybe it will work for me.

morphus says on May 13, 2006, 05:12:

even better Call her "ninita".

shirly1981 says on May 13, 2006, 05:55:

jejejejejejejeej Nojoda forgive me one!!! maybe im forgeting my spanish jejejejejejje next time i will write in English.....

Sophia

oldbongo says on May 14, 2006, 11:25:

careful, viewpoint.. the silence can be hard to take too...
you see, the back pressure builds up,...
and then you get the dutch oven.

which side of the neck to you want it in?

the oldgringos' best solution so far, is to provide
ample opportunity for la commandante to return to
corronchalandia for family talkathons, usually about
one to three months at a time, when soledad is needed.
hasta lasagna..

lpdiver says on May 15, 2006, 03:37:

hold down alt and press 1...6...4...on your number keypad. Voila ñññ.


T

"cook some rice!"

oldbongo says on May 15, 2006, 10:11:

somebody spilled pinapple juice.. on the keyboard..no haces..but thanks anyway.

Rubiazo says on May 15, 2006, 10:27:

Miguel My gf is Rola going back many generations, and she likes rock, salsa and musica llanera best. I am learning to sing like Luis Silva to get her REALLY hot :)

Her FRIEND is who is from valledupar.

lpdiver says on May 15, 2006, 10:46:

hmmmmm Somebody eh? Piña Coloda?

T

"cook some rice!"

Miguel says on May 15, 2006, 10:53:

oye Rubiazo Tienes que tocar el vallenato...puedes ser un estrello.

dwmte says on May 15, 2006, 16:12:

yo, brothers.... see how quickly you learn...

you know the drill..."take that! and that! and that!,etc"

get used to it, it don't change. seven wives, in different tongues gave me the basically same treatment.

see you guys under the bridge

dw