a 3 days before i land in CURRAMBA JOKE

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were
very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and
walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the
cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would
take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a
rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned
the other husband and said, 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no
panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a
card stuck to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.''

By elmodefoque on Jan 16, 2008, 11:31 in Friendly Talkzone.

elmodefoque says on Jan 16, 2008, 11:32:

thank you!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

Man Tequila says on Jan 16, 2008, 12:00:

Not a bad joke! Have fun in Currumba.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

ujay says on Jan 16, 2008, 13:57:

VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND, 2007

John O"reilly hoisted his beer and said,

"Here's to spending the rest of me life,

between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the Best Toast of the Night.

He went home and told his wife,

"Mary, I won the prize for the Best Toast of the Night."

She said,

"Aye, did ye now, and what was your toast?"

John said, .
"Here's to spending the rest of me life,
sitting in church beside me wife!" "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said,

"John won the prize the other night at the pub, with a toast about you, Mary."

She said,

"Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

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MitchAlvarez says on Jan 16, 2008, 14:04:

elmo good joke. el de ujay esta medio malito.