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6 Things I've learned while trying to date in Medellin

1. You can't hold hands. Supposedly, only people who are dating hold hands, so don't try to grab your dates hand on the first date. What you have to do is put your hand in your pocket, and they will hook your arm. Holding hands is a way of letting people know that you are dating, and something you shouldn't do on a first date. I grabbed this girl's hand on the first date...well, she felt pretty uncomfortable. So don't do it.

2. You'll meet the entire family in the first week. This is a little odd for me since in the United States, you don't meet the family until things are starting to get serious. This girl I went out with a couple of time had me talking to her grandmother on the phone by the second date. So, don't be spooked about meeting the family, it is pretty common here.

3. If you say you are going to call, you should call. Although Colombians are generally unpunctual for meetings and things like that, girls here expect you to follow through on the things you say (not really that different from girls in the US). So if you say you are going to call, you should probably call.

4. Don't say anything about the beautiful girl next to you. Medellin is a statistical anomaly (that is what my brother-in-law said after coming here this December). That means that you will find beautiful women everywhere - on the bus, on the metro, at El Exito, at a hot dog stand, on the street - everywhere! So, chances are that when you go out on a date with someone, you will see other beautiful women. Don't say anything about it or look too intently, as your date will pick up on it.

5. Be frugal. This means don't drop huge amounts of cash on a date. Most of the girls I've met here don't feel comfortable dropping a month's salary on a dinner date - to them, it seems somewhat stupid and ostentatious. So don't do it. Go out for something casual and nice (and cheap). It is strange, but women here are not particularly impressed by someone spending lots of cash. The women that are impressed - well, those are not the girls I like to date anyway. So maybe this advice might not be worth anything to you...

6. Learn to dance. Dancing is an important medium of communication in Medellin. Little kids know how to dance way better than I do. But, if you go out with a girl, chances are she will want to dance with you. So learn to dance. Dancing is a huge deal in this society - like a its own language. I can't dance that well, but I have learned. Plus, it is better to tell a girl that you don't know how to dance that well, then to tell her that you don't want to dance. In the former situation, they will usually take it upon themselves to teach you. The important thing is this: to try. So dance....

I've been here 7 months. I've made every mistake that I've talked about...but it has been fun.

Sincerely,
Will

By wjp0180 on Feb 11, 2008, 07:19 in Friendly Talkzone.

morphus says on Feb 11, 2008, 07:27:

You have a brother-in-law? You are able to date while being married?

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morphus says on Feb 11, 2008, 07:28:

If a girl in Medellin asks you to meet her family, run for the hills!

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miamimike says on Feb 11, 2008, 07:55:

LOL, Morphus, when in Rome do as the Natives do! LOL

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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jonas says on Feb 11, 2008, 08:15:

maybe 750K ?

What I have, I do not want to lose, but Where I am I do not want to stay, but those I love, I do not want to leave, but those I know I no longer want to see, but Where I die, I do not want to go;I want to stay where I have never been

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Catfish35 says on Feb 11, 2008, 08:32:

Could be his sisters husband!
But then again both my wife and girlfriend got very angry at me when they caught me cheating on them!

"So many guns, and so few brains". sam spade

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Mononoke28 says on Feb 11, 2008, 08:32:

Holding hands on a first date. Uhmm... I think this rule even applies in the US, especially when there is no chemistry. Gross.

Diana

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MitchAlvarez says on Feb 11, 2008, 09:07:

yea lets see some pics.

btw where are you meeting these girls who dont want you to spend money?

we need some visual evidence. no fugly chicks allowed please. lol j/k

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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wjp0180 says on Feb 11, 2008, 09:09:

Okay..how can I add pics? I don't see any uploading options...

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MitchAlvarez says on Feb 11, 2008, 09:11:

http://tinypic.com/

then just put up the link

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 10:23:

Wjp:
1. You can't hold hands
I am not necessarily disagreeing with you, but you are making these statements as if they are fact and apply to all Medellin women from how many dates?
#1 - this could be true, but - I know many women (no matter where they are from) that would not hold hands on their first date unless there is some strong chemistry or have been to nervous to hold hands too....it depends

Again, I am NOT disagreeing, its just that after reading this - it just read very general to me ;)...Purr

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miamimike says on Feb 11, 2008, 10:28:

Who wants to Hold hands on the First Date, by that time, after a Good Meal at a Fancy Resaurant, you Should "Be Closing the Deal" If ya get my Drift,,,LOL

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 10:32:

Wjp: I just read your profile. I stand corrected, I apologize...so I will edit my previous response in regards to item #2. Thanks

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 10:52:

Esanch: YES..I agree. I have had that experience too. jaja

Psst. I just noticed your are a boy ..jaja. This might put a twist in the whole thing jaja

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El Polo says on Feb 11, 2008, 11:07:

"Ive noticed that colombian guys tend to be really intense with there courtships"

not all colombian guys fall into this catagory, telling her you REALLY like her the first time you meet her can spell desperate anywhere. Except in colombia, it's spelled papaya there.

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juli says on Feb 11, 2008, 11:21:

How about talking, or it that out of the question due to the language barrier? Quality time getting to know each other is nice and when the conversation goes beyond small talk, "How's the weather", quickly, that differentiates you from the average joe.

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El Polo says on Feb 11, 2008, 11:40:

was this the first time you met her?

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rocinante says on Feb 11, 2008, 12:09:

El Polo: Although I am not there where you are I can imagine that your ceiling has dents where your eyebrows hit it after reading:

"one of my colombia friends said "tell her that you are falling in love with her" low and behold that did the trick and off to bed with me she went. "

Trust me when I say that esnach probably was doing all the right things and the girl was probably ready anyway and figured that she'll just let him wait one more day. The falling in love comment probably just pushed her over the edge and she ended up doing something she was just about to do anyway.

If it was that easy to go out, find some vieja, tell her you are falling in love and wham, she's giving up the kitty, it would be on the front page of this site and none of us would have any time to post because we'd be, well you know....

If you want to get laid right off the bat go to Blue or another brichera joint and start buying drinks, flash your passport and dance like you have a 2X4 shoved up your ass. Works 100% of the time and is much more convincing than professing your undying love in the first 2 hour date and is easier to execute. Watch out for splinters.

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 12:09:

Esanch:
"after being used to the Gringo form of courtship where the guy makes the girl chase after him."

Bzzzz. wrong. Sorry. I don't agree with this generalized comment.
The dance can go both ways in the US.
I don't chase. If you ever expected that from me, jaja. You would be outta luck. I would not be calling you unless I needed to clarify something and if you intentionally wait to call, sorry I'd pick that game up fast and be somewhere else.

There is a difference between aggrressive and assertive too.

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 12:15:

Have you guys ever tried just being honest? You are playing games? How does that work for you by the way?

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 12:25:

Esanch: Yes I do, but I am not 100% sure if it is Colombiano's. Too general.
Within 30 minutes of meeting me he was already asking to drink out of my water bottle, jaja. That's all i will say cause a lady does not share too much ;)

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 12:29:

Esanch: I recall he came on so strong, he made me a nervous wreck and he kept saying "Are you shy?" - Yes! When someone comes on so strong and so fast you dont know how to respond! jajaja

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 12:30:

Esanch: It is Not an expression. I was at the gym and I was drinking out of a water bottle.

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 12:32:

Esanch: I think you are looking for the wrong gals..or picking up the wrong gals. I know many women/girls that would LOVE it if you sent a poem.

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 12:36:

That's the problem "some girls", I am in CA BTW - very different. Pretty diverse. But I give you big points to ask women. I recommend you ask a woman.
I also think it depends on how long you have known each other and how intense the poem is too...

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jonas says on Feb 11, 2008, 12:39:

esanch36 says on Monday February 11th, 2008 12:28:

drink out my water bottle???? Not familar with the expression....

bro you are cracking me up lol

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 12:39:

Esanch- U playing with me? jajaaja

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 12:42:

esanch: maybe you need throw some water on it...jajaja.
It's Simple:
Just be honest. If the person does not like you being YOU. She's not compatible.

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 12:44:

Esanch: That's my mantra for the day "Be yourself and everything else will just fall into place"

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 12:46:

BTW: If all you want is ^&*. Try being honest about that too. You would be amazed how many women out there feel the same. Just know what you want, be honest and the right person will come along. You may not get everyome you want, but do you want to just go around tricking people?
It's like tricking yourself, sorry

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 12:48:

Esanch: Why do you think some women target married men? They dont want committment. They just want a good time.

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jorgegdiaz says on Feb 11, 2008, 12:51:

When dating, I stuck to Tucker Max rules of dating. Ever heard of him?

Don`t spend more than $40 on the fisrt date
Don`t buy her food in the first date, only alcohol. Say you "already ate"

Of course all that changed when I got married.

Here it`s his famous Sushi-pants story:

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_famous_sushi_pants_...

"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."Robert Orben

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 12:52:

Yep. I have afew freinds like that. We have totally different views, but these women do exist. It is better to be true to yourself.

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 13:30:

Esanch: you make it sound like im changing my personality or inventing a persona

No sorry if you got that impression from me. What I said I would say to anyone that asks how to get what they want.
Look at it this way - would you go to a job interview and tell them you are a lawyer when you are not? Dont you think they would figure it out? Do you think the job will last? jaja

Telling someone you love them (when not true), getting them drunk to play is a trick.
Not giving someone a poem because you are worried about scaring them, is not being yourself too. If they run....it is for the best. Because if you hold that stuff in and restrain too much, it must come out in the end. This is what I find ends relationships, that's all.
Trying to play games..for good or bad. It's misreprsentation and both men & women do it and wonder why the relationship did not work or why the other person got hurt

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 13:35:

Esanch; Careful...there are two words I find most of us eventually eat in the end

Never and Always
jaja

Purrrr

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jonas says on Feb 11, 2008, 13:37:

And btw telling someone "I love you" on a first date... now how could anyone think you are talking serious? I think the cards are open on the table...

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 13:39:

Sorry, I got no answers for that. Just make the words that come from your mouth the truth. A man is only as good as his word, period

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 13:44:

esanch36 says on Monday February 11th, 2008 10:48:

.......... " Ive noticed that colombian guys tend to be really intense with there courtships.... It took me awhile to get used to that."

hmmmm............don't think thats quite the way you want to write that...........hee hee

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 13:47:

Raay: How would you write it?

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 13:50:

Cat........estanch says HE noticed that Colombian guys are intense in their courtships.....took HIM a while to get used to it............estanch is a guy..........I was just making a joke.....................good thing I don't need to make a living as a comedian......

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 13:50:

Jonas; And btw telling someone "I love you" on a first date... now how could anyone think you are talking serious? I think the cards are open on the table...

I think it is best not to assume that the other person knows you are lying. BTW why should you lie? Get my point?

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tomtom33 says on Feb 11, 2008, 13:51:

I think Raaay may have been hinting, marica.

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El Polo says on Feb 11, 2008, 13:52:

Listen being straight foward is your best bet, if your going to lie and B.S that can backfire on you quickly, especially in Colombia. If you are really interested in her, show it to her by paying attention to her, take her out, show her a good time and make her laugh in the process. at the end of the night roll the dice and see what happens maybe something good turns out. Good luck.

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El Polo says on Feb 11, 2008, 13:53:

if your looking for a one nighter with no commitments there are alternatives as well.

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 13:54:

El Polo says on Monday February 11th, 2008 13:52:

.... " Listen being straight foward is your best bet, if your going to lie and B.S that can backfire on you quickly, especially in Colombia. If you are really interested in her, show it to her by paying attention to her, take her out, show her a good time and make her laugh in the process. at the end of the night roll the dice and see what happens. Good luck."

either that ........or just give her a 50

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jonas says on Feb 11, 2008, 13:55:

CatGirl If I were to say such words on a first date I guess I would have loved the bottle a lot...

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 13:58:

What's a date...??

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 13:58:

RAAY: jajaja...yes. I get it. That's why I added

Psst. I just noticed your are a boy ..jaja. This might put a twist in the whole thing jaja

To my comment..OK

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:03:

Raay: You are cracking me up! jaja

Jonas: "CatGirl If I were to say such words on a first date I guess I would have loved the bottle a lot..."

Not sure I understand?

El P: Thanks for your comments I agree 100% I hope that every American man that goes to other countries understands he is representing America. Please behave respectively

Puurr

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:05:

Well.............I'm not from America....................guess that means I can be a pig...........
where's my 50's.............time to hit the streets..........

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pedro says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:07:

El Polo -- "Listen being straight foward is your best bet, if your going to lie and B.S that can backfire on you quickly, especially in Colombia. If you are really interested in her, show it to her by paying attention to her, take her out, show her a good time and make her laugh in the process. at the end of the night roll the dice and see what happens maybe something good turns out. Good luck."

Damn good advice right there. So good that I am going to quote that first sentence a second time for wannabe players:

"Listen being straight foward is your best bet, if your going to lie and B.S that can backfire on you quickly, especially in Colombia."

que nota!

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:14:

ahhhhh......I dunno...........that sincerity shit...........seldom works........it's hard to beat a good dose of bullshit...................I've been a nuclear scientist on many occasions......never fails.

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tomtom33 says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:16:

I just lick my eyebrows.

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:21:

tomtom33 says

..." I just lick my eyebrows."

Banta, who's a very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck.

Suddenly, Bobby, who's a really ugly man, walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is surrounded by women. Very soon he walks out of the bar with the two of the most beautiful women you ever saw. "Well," Said the Barman, "I don't know how he does it, but he does the same thing every night. He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows..."

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:29:

jaja...You guys. Well they say - what you put out you get back...so don't be suprised if you get played. jja

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:30:

And if that fails.......resort to plan B...........use a 50

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:32:

Medo..................Itried that one night ( I'm the drummer in [Insert Favorite Rock Band Here] never fails! )

She says........ " who are the Beatles"

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:34:

jajaj - Hey! my furniture is being delivered gotta go boys...ciao

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:37:

Medoblado says

" Plan B = I play for the New York Yankees."

Play for the Yankees...................f**k no.........I've been George Steinbrener......if you're going to b/s........go all the way to the top...........

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:40:

Med: The Oak Furniture store in my area (the only one) is going out of business so I took advantage. I got a tall solid oak bookcase, suede stool for the breakfast bar and a dark oak computer armoir desk. The armoir is much like a bill payor or secty desk that closes up, has slate inlay

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:42:

Cat...........................going out of business ......never fails..............I'm looking for a location right now..........As soon as I open I'll be putting a " going out of business " sign...........

.

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:43:

Yep, then you change the name and re open - correct?

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:46:

Looked at a friends new store in Florida last week...............brand new store.......paint still drying on the walls....................Huge " GOING OUT OF BUSINESS " signs.............

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:46:

Raay: You sell furniture in Colombia?

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:47:

Although......I don't know what that has to do with getting skirt in Medellin..................
Hello honey..........I sell furniture............nahhh...........not going to work

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:49:

Cat.........yes............how did you guess

.............V
.............V
.............V
.............V

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:51:

Is it the same in the states where you have contracts with certain dealers etc..?

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:51:

For example - Polasky...or is it Polaski?

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:53:

Not for me............I buy from manufactureres in Italy and China........

.

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:56:

Medoblado says

........ " Maybe try saying your Santana next time! or Julio Eglaisus!

Shoot maybe Zorro will work! I am Zorro, the Colombian lover of women! LOL "

Medo........I'm not sure I would get away with the Julio yarn.............this is me....

.

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:56:

China? hmmm. So any antiques? Is there a market for them?

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:58:

OK ...so ...that's just gross !! eeeK!

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 14:59:

Cat...........I don't know enough about it......... However my guess would be that there would be a market.........the store next to me sell some old stuff........very very expensive.......
he just moved a little Greek bust last week for $250,000............yes....dollars

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:06:

Hard to move and hard to sell, but when you do big $$. They are usually pretty big too and storage is an issue.

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rocinante says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:06:

That guy looks like he's about to blow!

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:09:

Party was a while ago............keep filling the belly with Peroni and it growssssssss

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rocinante says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:10:

That's not you Ray, you liar. That guy in the foto is a middle aged gringo here looking for dating advice. You'd have thought he would have gotten the dating thing handled in his 20s. No wonder he can't get laid in his own country and blames the women. Tell him to come to Colombia where the desperate woman won't understand him - his chances (without Ray's 50) are much better.

That 50 spot does come in HANDY!

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:12:

Somehow.............I think that guy might have to spring for a little more than 50............but hey .....who knows...........it is Medellin.

.

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:14:

jajaja

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podborski says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:19:

hey did everybody already notice that medoblado's fishing rod dips every time you hit the scroll down button? cool : )

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podborski says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:19:

or am I late to the party as usual?

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:19:

Medoblado says on Monday February 11th, 2008 15:07:

I saw your pics from the Party. Definite "Beach Boys" thing going on.

.

Oh there I am..........

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rocinante says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:24:

"hey did everybody already notice that medoblado's fishing rod dips every time you hit the scroll down button? cool : )"

I can't BELIEVE that you are not passing that joint!

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:25:

hee hee........

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houstongal says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:26:

Me thinks Pod has had too many glasses of Malbec.

How are you doing Pod? Making progress?

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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rocinante says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:26:

It's a JPEG in a browser. They don't respond to keyboard events. I want some of what you're having....

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:27:

Shit.........Pod.......now I get it..................and you're correct..........

Medo..............your pole is dipping......

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:29:

Pod&Med: No I just learned the rod did that. Pretty neat little diddy as Catfish would say

Roc: Nice Avatar....no pic of you? Us gals been getting PM's from some secret admirer that wants to see your pic

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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msaucey says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:31:

CG, funny, I was going to ask you that last night about the PM...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:32:

MS: You too? jaja. ask TG too....Roc you got an admirer

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:33:

Med: Cool!

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:34:

jajaja....Uh...where did Roc go? You shy Roc?

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:34:

..............

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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rocinante says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:36:

Somebody sold me some bad shit!

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:36:

NO...............oh well ........you got it

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:36:

jajajaja

EeeeK they delivered the wrong bookcase!! Oh well, it was $50 more, so why not

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:38:

Roc: Did you read?

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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jonas says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:39:

well RAAAY there´s another lesson just learned from CG

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:40:

So Med: is that the $50 spot that Raay is talking about?

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:40:

6.40pm..........time to hit the streets........... 50's in pocket.................later folks.

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.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 15:44:

hahaha...OK Raay

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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wjp0180 says on Feb 11, 2008, 18:42:

Hey my posted took on a life of its own....

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El Polo says on Feb 11, 2008, 19:11:

a good dose of bullshit ='s business cards with your name and executive producer. beat that

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msaucey says on Feb 11, 2008, 19:17:

wjp... Your thread has officially been HighJacked... the upside is that those that participated enjoyed it..

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Monpirri says on Feb 11, 2008, 19:18:

anime love cute couple slideshow

Just tell her I LOVE YOU!

ORQUESTA FILARMONICA DE BOGOTA LA GOTA FRIA

TE AMO, really!

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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robi666 says on Feb 11, 2008, 19:29:

El Polo...
no primo, esas vainas no sirven con las cachacas... plata en mano culo en tierra.

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 19:31:

HuH.........it's the Eye-talian soup thief..........

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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El Polo says on Feb 11, 2008, 19:31:

Thats true robi.

Honestly speaking women here in NY could almost finish your sentence if you approach her with the same story she heard a billion times, speak to her honestly and she will respect you more than (fill in the blank) P.S GOOD LUCK talking or flashing money around cachacas..

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 19:39:

El Polo...........I hate to disagree with you............they're just as easy to fool.....if not easier..............a nurse friend of mine, gave me a stethoscope, which I often took out to the bar with me...........they were a sucker for a pediatrician........although I had quite a bit of sucess as a gynecologist.......................if that failed....plan B........ $50

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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robi666 says on Feb 11, 2008, 19:42:

Moooooooooooooooooodssss, can you please take Ray out of my way?

He is following me everywhere in Medellin and now he wants to go to the coast with me on Thursday...
Is it love?

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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 19:45:

lol...............not love.........I just want my f**kin soup back.........

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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Monpirri says on Feb 11, 2008, 20:23:

"1. You can't hold hands" In Colombia on the first date you may hold her hands if it's cold outside but if it's hot outside nobody told you to go outside.

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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tomtom33 says on Feb 12, 2008, 02:57:

You must be hitting the ritz in MDE with those 50s. You only need 20s in el Centro.

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El Polo says on Feb 12, 2008, 04:32:

if you know what youre doing RAAAY by all means go ahead. (the stethascope was creative never heard that one before) jaja

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robi666 says on Feb 12, 2008, 05:06:

I know of an enchanting looking woman who will beat someone up if she reads this....

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RAAAY says on Feb 12, 2008, 05:28:

Robi.....you make a good point................anyway........I'm only kiddin.........well.....the stethoscope story is true..............but the skanky hookers.......no thanks....

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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robi666 says on Feb 12, 2008, 05:34:

Ok, you pay my next soup or I just make a call...

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RAAAY says on Feb 12, 2008, 05:47:

hee hee.................

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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wjp0180 says on Feb 12, 2008, 05:55:

Hey, well, I have a question for everyone on this thread. If you could add one more thing to the thread about dating in Medellin (or in Colombia) what would it be?

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wjp0180 says on Feb 12, 2008, 05:56:

About the pictures, I am still having trouble uploading them........

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RAAAY says on Feb 12, 2008, 05:56:

Money.........or the perception off..

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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wjp0180 says on Feb 12, 2008, 05:59:

Raay..are you from Medellin? Do you live here?

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RAAAY says on Feb 12, 2008, 06:02:

Yes......I live here.....

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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wjp0180 says on Feb 12, 2008, 06:06:

How long have you been living here?

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RAAAY says on Feb 12, 2008, 06:12:

please put ALL your questions in one comment................

You obviously don't agree with my assesment..............dollar....peso......whatever currency ?
the language of love..........

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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wjp0180 says on Feb 12, 2008, 06:15:

I don't think money is "language of love". To be honest, I don't think it matters as much as people think. What do you do here in Medellin?

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robi666 says on Feb 12, 2008, 06:27:

" What do you do here in Medellin?"
I was trying to figure it out myself... just another traqueto?

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RAAAY says on Feb 12, 2008, 06:27:

please put ALL your questions in one comment................

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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robi666 says on Feb 12, 2008, 06:29:

Autodefensa?... FARC?... Yes, what the fu*k are you doing here Ray?

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robi666 says on Feb 12, 2008, 06:30:

DEA?

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wjp0180 says on Feb 12, 2008, 06:31:

please put all your comments into one question....

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RAAAY says on Feb 12, 2008, 06:33:

hee hee................f**kin eye-talians...........

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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RAAAY says on Feb 12, 2008, 06:37:

Sorry wjp............no offense intended.........it's just that as soon as I answer you..........you ask another question........I've no problem answering them........just........I will be leaving soon.......

You don't agree with the money thing............

Did you ever see an ugly b**th in the passanger seat of a Porsche....?

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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Robert Jorge says on Feb 13, 2008, 19:03:

She has a lot of intakes. The chick is pretty hot too.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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Bam Bam says on Feb 15, 2008, 04:25:

the bags under her eyes makes her look like shes been on a three day coke binge, but id still slam her in the pooper.

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