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raulinho says on Mar 22, 2007, 11:28:

Mariluz creo que estas tomando el pelo, si no eres una tonta del culo...

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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 11:37:

Mariluz, Wow! I’m speechless but of course not one bit surprise.
I love your refreshing honesty.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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pedro says on Mar 22, 2007, 11:44:

? Troll or puta?

You be the judge. :o|

que nota!

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erikapotatoes says on Mar 22, 2007, 11:45:

crazy lady!!!! are you kidding me?? are you crazy?? fuck off...gringos are the best guys!! I love my gringo. he makes me very happy, i would not change him even for Ricky Martin.
i live in Miami, i go school and I work,, and I talk to gringos, you may not love your husband, that is your problem but you are crazy, you dont make any sense, mujer LOCA, but sadly there are lots of woemn that think just like that ( not every women thought)

happy colombian in florida

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raulinho says on Mar 22, 2007, 11:48:

Osea que te vendes ? y eso te hace p**a , no tienes honor? No ves que quedas igual de ridicula que tu propio marido ?

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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 11:49:

mariluz you walked into a hornest nest, but don't worry i'll be here to guide you.
next will be kat, cereall and others, but stay and stand your ground like a proud guerrillera colombiana

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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Wastelandlive says on Mar 22, 2007, 11:52:

Elmodefoque... You are one sexy BIATCH in a skirt.

You know... you have a talent, and you are wasting it here. If Anne Coulter and her doppleganger Ted Rall can be paid for their drivel, you should be able to make a mint!

Wasteland

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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 11:55:

jijiij watta ya mean??
jijiij watta ya mean??

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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pedro says on Mar 22, 2007, 11:57:

Yah Elmo I agree with Wasteland Your female voice is getting pretty good.

que nota!

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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:03:

you guys had too much ron caldas, you're starting to see pink elephants jijijij

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:04:

mariluz, por favor regresa!
mariluz, por favor regresa!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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AnaMaria says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:06:

Is This Girl Serious??? ...is she serious??? I mean, how can she come to this forum and ask to "Please don't insult Colombianas and say we are dangerous" after saying that colombianas are with gringos only for their money???
Let see, you say that you only give them your BODY for ECONOMIC REASONS, meaning MONEY then, what do you think that makes you??? In Colombia we know them as Fufurufas, esas que lo dan por plata...The only difference is that they actually recognize what they're doing...Man some Colombianas are ridiculous!!! y nos hacen quedar mal al resto!

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manINred says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:08:

How full of yourself can you be To make proposterous and psuedo-profound sweeping generalizations like this one? Marizulcol, you may be Colombiana, but you do not know what you are talking about in this instance.

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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:08:

is this ana maria? my ana maria, my wify??

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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manINred says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:11:

sorry to break your hearts colombians HAHHAHAHAH but of all the colombian women i've been with, they've told me that 'whiteys' like myself ARE BETTER LOVERS THAN COLOMBIANOS (but maybe they were just referring to me ;))

That statement is not meant to be taken as a generalization, just to put a stop to the ridiculousness of Colombians on this forum claiming some sort of unwarranted superiority in romance/bed over gringos.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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mariluzcol says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:12:

ericka pappas francia eres un mentiroso.Yo soy Colombiana and would trade my gringo for Ricky Martin eres muy loca.Tell the peoples here the truth you same as me dinero salud and not amor dinero salud.Tell the priest at your church you love your gringo tell Santa Maria you love your gringo.I dont think you will lie to God. Raul idiota es tu madre prque tu padrs no tengo custombes con honor.and yo no creo you are a Colombiano. Elmodefoque porque tu piensas guerillera tu sabes farc is nothing more than cobardes they have no hearts I have my heart.

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manINred says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:17:

And don't be shocked to (un)learn that just because your situation is shitty and materialistic, everyone else's is too. It's not. Welcome to reality.

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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:19:

this chick is for REAL, THE REAL FOKIN DEAL!!
YOU SEE IS NOT ME!!
ellos cren que tu eres yo.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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mariluzcol says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:22:

tu mujere anamaria is at hotel tu mujere anamaria is en Barranquilla at hotel san fernando o hotel granada con un Barranquillo who knows how to rumba.

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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:24:

mamasita calmate, como buen barranquillero, soy PARACO

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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AnaMaria says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:24:

I Wonder... de que hueco salio esa mujer...

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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:26:

mi reina, ahora mismo hable con mi wify y esta en queens NY trabajando

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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mariluzcol says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:36:

No creo paraco porque you cant keep a woman,you shop for her at the mercado and not at buenavista.don gringos shops at caracus avienda.How many times cuantos veces have you gringos had to buy clothes and fridges and otra things for nosotros tias y primas jijiji.Yo voy con mi gringos tarjeta visa cada dia and shop shop shop jijijiji and when the perro dies i get dinero seguro Met Life y e.e.u.u. veterans fund.Then you see i will return to Barranquilla district ElPrado tan feliz.

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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:39:

she's a feisty one, i wanna ride her like a wild bronco.
all barranquillera too

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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elmodefoque says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:40:

mira marivaina, regreso mañana, necesito hablar contigo. podemos hacer buenos amigitos, chao

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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mariluzcol says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:40:

mi amor elmodefoque cuando regresso Barranquilla post aqui y yo entonce en airport cortez.
No olvido tu dinero.gringos venga aqui con mucho cosas y salir sin dinero y sin amor siempres siempres siempres jijijijiji. Chao MariLuz.

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mariluzcol says on Mar 22, 2007, 12:52:

AnaMaria entonces you lived in a big hole and know you give your dos huecos to un gringo.yo nunca soy pappa noel and give my love to a gringo.I can be proud to say my heart is solo Colombiano y mi cuerpo nada mas is a gringos.trist usted no puedo mismo.Think about that white pasty piel and his stinking gringo customs no amor solo dinero esas que lo dan por plata pero smart is smart and dinero es dinero siempres.

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rolitabella says on Mar 22, 2007, 13:03:

Everybody are idiots or what????? IS MORPHUS Morphus dont be ridiculous changed your name , Maryluz??? hahahha typical name for a gay....
Anyaway.......

Like always all that you say called you morphus or Maryluz My lady...... hahahahha Is B.S.....

I love my American husband and we are not rich, I have some american friends, they are so lovely.......so nice....so.....Dont try to show that we colombian women are like you are saying, Women of Colombia, are so intelligent, beautiful and lovely, of course like all the world there are some bad women and men too ... but is a very small porcent.

another thing my lady..you dont know how to write in spanish........ jajajaj

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rolitabella says on Mar 22, 2007, 13:07:

¡Y VIVA COLOMBIA CARAJO! :-)

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scotty says on Mar 22, 2007, 13:12:

say it aint so I read here where one of the posters suggested that elmo is really a skirt, can that be true?
as for the other chick--she's poca loca.

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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Rikito says on Mar 22, 2007, 13:15:

missy you are one sick puppy. You need help...Elmo this is yours I beleive!

It is not life that matters, but the journey.

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miamimike says on Mar 22, 2007, 13:20:

As a Gringo, I think Mariluzcol is on to something,,, some here may not want to admit it but after several trips to Colombia, I see a lot of what she says is the truth.Tengo el mente Abierto(as an American I have an open mind),,,,I also have seen quite a few Colombianas who, after having been brought here to the USA by their American Novios, leave their Husbands(americans)and move to Miami(and they all do eventually) and find themselves a Latino Novio. This said, I also see the Latino Novio just playing with the Colombiana and after a short time, he moves onto the next adventure and affair. Sometimes the Colombiana, realizing her mistake, attempts to reunite with her American Husband but usually by this time its too late. I could show you Tabernas here in Miami where on any Friday or Sat night, you would find several Colombianas who have did just that and now are there looking for a new Amante/novio/provider, having lost their American Husbands and also the New Latino Novio. A lot of what she says is true, though I think the reasons she gives for what occurs may be a little different for each person. I see the latino guys here spending all their Money for Flowers,gifts to demonstrate "Passion" for their Women but come Monday there is NO money to pay the Rent/light bill. This is the trade off so the Colombianas have to decide what is more important, Security or a Good Time for the Weekend,,,,. Many times they make the wrong decision and go with the flashy latino who is broke by the time the week-end is over. It also depends on Age, a mature lady from Colombia(45 years+)will not be so likely to fly the Coop and leave her American Husband. 20 yrs-38yrs almost Surely(99.9) they fly the Coop, 39years to 44 years--maybe... Where I disagree with Mariluzcol is that when says a Gringo cannot meet a Working Colombiana here in Miami; Not True! If you look for someone age appropiate(within 5-10 years of your age) I see no problem. I have met several, though not in some Bar(though you certainly will find some weekend fun). If a 50yr + American is looking for 25-35 yr Hotbody Shakira, forget it, its simply not reality,,,, You will be disappointed,,,

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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mariluzcol says on Mar 22, 2007, 13:36:

We are not crazy we are young We are not so crazy we are young.Do you think we want to give all are best years to pasty white gringo.I think most Colombianas are not fools,oye get what you want and all you can from the pinche perros tell them to eat shit C m .M r da. and vive rico en miami or regressa tu familia pero get all you can while youcan jijijijiji.
the gringo always lets you buy what you want,and the Colombiano is smart enough to be jefe con his dinero.Think what you want we are the winners jijijijijijiji

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morphus says on Mar 22, 2007, 13:38:

ha ha "How many of you Gringos know Colombianas who where virgins before you meet them?"

So far i'm the only one...lol

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mariluzcol says on Mar 22, 2007, 13:42:

Don Juan is there no Caracus ave in the USA Don Juan
Porque to vives en Colombia es because there is caracus ave or zona rojo en EEUU o is it because old tan ugly gente no puedo gringas.
you have no true friends here,one day you lose your money who would buy un taza de arroz o give you a piece of pan.In colombia gringos are for dinero and nothing more we talk to you listen to your shit and let you buy us what we want jijijijijijijijiji

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chester says on Mar 22, 2007, 13:51:

just tell her you'll trade her in for a Nica so fast her head will spin...this always get a good reaction.

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casey says on Mar 22, 2007, 13:51:

Definitivamente Mariluzcol yo creo que eres una prepago del estrato 0. No seas tan ridícula y mejor ponte a estudiar mejor el español ya que ni escribirlo sabes. Y como dice el dicho "al bagazo poco caso y al mojón poca atención".

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Colombiano_81 says on Mar 22, 2007, 14:06:

u guys are crazy..this is sooo elmo that you guys are just wasting your time.

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miamimike says on Mar 22, 2007, 14:09:

Mariluzcol, Not sure how often you have been in Miami when you make the comment "No Av Caracas or Zona Rosa here in the USA. Well you are off base on this one as we have the most expensive stores in SE USA in the "Shoppes at Bal Harbor", Rodeo Drive in California. Many areas very similiar to the Zona Rosa(actually much better) places like Miami's South Beach, Design District, Ft lauderdale's Las Olas Blvd.,; San Francisco, Seattle, NYC have similiar areas so I will question just how traveled you are as far as the USA is concerned,,,

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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mariluzcol says on Mar 22, 2007, 14:18:

Bal Harbor been there made my gringo buy me things. Been to bayside shops gambled on the cruise ship.Stayed at holiday inn across the street.i like pollo tropicana and I also like Gloria E's restraunts.Latinas in Colombia can tell you more about the shops in miami than you.Porque we share our secrets of catching pinche gringos and share where to shop.

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raulinho says on Mar 22, 2007, 14:37:

"mariculo" come es que balbuceas el español? se nota que eres una zoquete amargada u un gringo intentando tomar el pelo porque hablas fatal. Mira, sin duda hay un monton de gringos que solo son atractivos porque tienen dinero, pero la gente con honor no se deja comprar y por lastima hay muy pocas de esas en colombia. Porque no trabajas tu u buscas un novio colombiano capaz de trabajar y no uno de esos contentos de vagear, por el mundo saliendo por ahi bailando en lugar de mantener a su familia, porque la vida no siempre es una juerga! Pero aun que creo que tienes un nivel educativo muy bajo no creo que seas colombiana por el español que hablas u por ser correcto no hablas.

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miamimike says on Mar 22, 2007, 14:45:

You know Gloria E's "Original" Larios was not located in south beach Right? Gloria E's Original is down by the Dadeland Mall and is much better(food) at 1/2 the price. Gloria's South Beach Restaurant is as much of a Rip-off as that Mango's Nightclub is, overepriced and little apparent value! Wow, Pollo Tropical(not tropicana)they have some good $3.29 Grilled Pollo and Rice specials. jaja You are giving yourself away,,,I doubt the Colombianas could show me more about where the shopping deals are, I usually show them where to buy their like new second hand clothing that they take back to Bogota and resell to their Colombiana friends,,,jaja I even show them how to "Clean" the Tags with lighter fluid to make 'em look like new,,,jaja Hey on that Gambling Ship, if you cut the Coupons out of the Miami Herald, you get on for free-I sometimes take a date(colombiana) out that way--free jaja

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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