Do I need to speak Spanish to travel in Colombia? Short and sweet: no, but is is sooo worth it.
There are many excuses, but yes, you should learn a few words at least.
But I don't want to learn! (Also known as: 'I'm too stupid!', 'I'm too old', 'I'm only going for 2 weeks', or another classic and personal favorite: 'I'll learn it once I get there.'.)
If you're anything like me, and, I tend to believe, most people, you'll easily come up with a dozen more excuses not to study any Spanish before leaving. Probably pretty good ones too.
But you only live once. And it's amazingly wonderful to know a few words when you get here.
It'll make it possible to speak to the locals (girls, boys, whatever is you inclination), make friends, enjoy your trip.It'll also save you money.
Where to start? Learn some slang!
Apart from the basics (Where is the bathroom? How much does this cost?), try learning some slang words. You'll make instant friends with only a few words.
Spanish speakers use lots of slang. It's pretty nice (and if I use the word pretty once more on this page you may well hang me upside down on my little toe and talk poetry to me for a day or so) to understand these, so I'll tell you what I've learnt so far here in Medellin.
So an everyday conversation in Medellin could go something like:
"Q'ubo parse! Que mas? - Q mi negra, no puedo soportar este man, es superbobo! Por que? - Ai, es que no se, ...."
And then there is the unusual (to us) way Colombians refer to people.
"Hey you fat black person!"
...sounds somewhat offensive in English. But Spanish is a really cool, creative language. People here use funny names to call anyone. The following are for anyone, people you don't know, people you ask for directions, friends, ...
For me they took some getting used to, I always kept expecting to get smacked in the face or something. Some people live in Colombia for many months and still get offended by this custom. Don't get offended. It's actually kinda nice.
These are my favorites: (If it's for a girl, change the end o in an a.)
One that always gets me I heard on the road:
(after asking directions to a white guy): "gracias mi negro! Muy formal!"
And that's all for now. These guides get updated all the time, and new ones get added. Have a look around on the rest of the site if you like reading about Colombia.
By Peter (Moderator) on Nov 18, 2000, 10:50 in Friendly Talkzone.
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Peter (Moderator) says on Aug 6, 2001, 21:00: Costena (Written by Berdugo) Poor but snappy 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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CaspinLange says on Apr 5, 2005, 18:40: Peter Rocks!!! I just gotta say that Peter rocks!!! What a fantastic chap to do all this work for us,ie looking up schools and listing them, teaching basic language. You da man!!!, as they say in the low income world of the developed countries.
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fosth says on Apr 27, 2005, 08:02: You missed one! While in Colombia i heard all the words Peter mentioned and started to use them as well even when i returned,found myself saying claro while in converation with everyone.
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riomagdalena says on May 27, 2005, 16:42: Free translation sites and the difference in the language I have seen a lot of spanish english translation sites but I know that there is a bit of a difference in the spanish that Colombians speak versus Boricuas, Dominicans, etc. It's not extremely different, but a little. Do any of you know of any free sites that are able to translate english into colombian spanish?
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Claudis says on Jun 30, 2005, 16:54: Want to learn "colombian" spanish? Hey guys!
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Claudis says on Jul 7, 2005, 09:13: Short Conversation Course in Bogotá (July 7th, 2005)
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MeLoNa says on Aug 3, 2005, 12:13: MoRe! Well first of all, this web is the best thing Peter could have done!!!! I didn't know so many people were aware of what's happening in my country! I'm a Colombian girl I live in Bogota (capital city as you might know)
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santafe says on Aug 10, 2005, 09:03: when you answer the phone while in Colombian you should say "alo" instead of "ola"
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Andy-NY says on Aug 10, 2005, 15:22: I just returned home and........ I started a new thread with this info because I think it's very important............. Andrew-NY 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Spanish in Barranquilla says on Sep 7, 2005, 13:44: Learn Spanish at Universidad del Norte, Barranquilla Tha Universidad del Norte in Barranquilla offers a Spanish Program from February 6 to 24, it ends just before Carnivals so you can enjoy this time of the year in Barranquilla.
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Gringita_2301 says on Oct 18, 2005, 16:41: TANBIEN TU!!! I have a colombian boyfriend tooo and he uses the same word, ALOT! CHEVERE, it's funny to hear it especially when your so use to the enlish language...!!!!
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NAOMI says on Oct 27, 2005, 09:39: PLEASE HELP ME HI CLAUDIS IWAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP ME UNDERSTAND MORE COLOMBIAN LANGUAGE MY BOYFRIEND IS CCOLOMBIAN AND HIS PARENTS HARDLY SPEAK ENGLISH BUT A LITTLE BIT.... IM HALF COLOMBIAN BUT MY PARENTS ARE MORE AMERICANIZED.... MY BOYFRIENDS PARENTS ARE TRYING REALLY HARD TO COMMUNICATE IN ENGLISH BUT I WANT TO SHOW THEM IM TRYING TO LEARN TO... I COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP AND I LOVE THEM TO DEATH ITS JUST REALLY HARD TO COMMUNICATE... CAN YOU PLAESE HELP ME A LITTLE I READ YOUR POSTING ON THE WEBSITE... THANKS ALOT IT WOULD BE REALLY APPRECIATIVE.....
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stefos says on Oct 28, 2005, 06:43: Spanish Private Classes Do you want to learn Spanish? "Nada que valga la pena ser aprendido puede ser enseñado" O. Wilde 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Claudis says on Oct 30, 2005, 21:34: Hi there NAOMI! Sure I´ll help you out! Email me at clauhochman at hotmail.com! Best regards!
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hbratovich says on Dec 15, 2005, 10:02: Learn Spanish in Bogota - Cali and Barranquilla We offer our Spanish For Life Program to students interested in learning Spanish in Colombia. We have a nine level program based on private one to one classes with certified and professional teachers. We have centers in Cali and Bogota and also offer our program in Barranquilla. Please visit our web site at www.estudiosexterior.com or e mail at tefl at estudiosexterior.com.
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bogotana says on Dec 18, 2005, 19:09: LEARNING SPANISH Looking for someone interested in learning spanish in DC or VA area.!! Flexible hours,and funny method, not boring classes, I promise!!!
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colombianaporsiempre says on Mar 25, 2006, 16:59: I'm Colombian!! Hello NAOMI , I'm Colombian.. I can help you with your B.F (boyfriend) I can tell you some of our dialect... but It depend... where is your B.F from...??? Bogota... Cali, Barranquilla??... where... I'm from Bogota.... Colombiana 100% 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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CosteñoUSA says on May 12, 2006, 09:14: Spanish language immersion in Cartagena. Dear all, La luna de Barranquilla tiene una cosa que maravilla... Nuestro Carnaval es: 'Obra maestra del patrimonio oral e inmaterial de la humanidad', UNESCO 2003. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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hbratovich says on Aug 9, 2006, 16:41: Spanish for Life - Cali, Bogota, Barranquilla and Cartagena ISSO - International Student Services Org. offers our Spanish for Life program in Bogota, Cali, Barranquilla and Cartagena.
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