Rolling back

elmodefoque says on Apr 5, 2007, 07:43:

Gee, just when I had my creative juices flowing and this happens.
Now I have a mental block.
I’m gonna go and write a couple things on poopreport.com, I seem to get great inspiration from there.
Bye!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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elmodefoque says on Apr 5, 2007, 09:01:

a very dear old friend suggested I shove a finger up my ass to get my creative juices flowing again, I told her that wont work, all I’ll get is a shitty smelly finger.

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Apr 5, 2007, 09:49:

Oh no Peter! Another day of creative and meaningful posting down the drains! Elmo, did you read my response to you about the European contributions to the New World? (While you guys gave us syphilis?)

Cheers,
Desi



"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe
they are free." —Johann Wolfgang van Goethe

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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poco says on Apr 5, 2007, 10:14:

Latest Poop TORONTO (Reuters) - A Toronto school principal who pleaded guilty to throwing human excrement at a 12-year-old boy may get her job back, officials said on Tuesday.

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said.

STOCKHOLM: The Swedish Navy flexes it's might by pursuing small mammals.

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 5, 2007, 10:22:

he did Desi, and he said he was very very sorry, and that he promised and Swear to God and to all pbh members that he will stop stalking me and that he is going to be a gentleman from now on. I hope he doesn't retract from his words...

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Apr 5, 2007, 12:39:

It's its, poco Thanks, kat. I'm sure he won't retract.
And Tinto, yes, I know it's been an ongoing discussion for years and years who gave what and to whom. I heard the New World Theory first when I came back to Europe. Wouldn't it be kind of divine justice if the whities gave the injuns glass pearls and mirrors and the injuns gave them syphilis but they found out about it only afterwards they had exterminated or penned in all the injuns?

Cheers,
Desi

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe
they are free." —Johann Wolfgang van Goethe

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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