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capitan_centella comments on

ditto dwante. Naiveness ITS a dangerous commodity in Colombia.

capitan_centella comments on bogotaexplorer

Just another crazy human being who loves this city as much as I do. BTW, I digg your site. Nice ! Cheers. Capitan centella.

capitan_centella comments on One of those nights. . .

Easy tune on a decent amp. I'm trying to get my hands on a ORANGE one. . . jio jio jio jio. . . Nice !

capitan_centella comments on Thanks goodness, I found it!

Really mate? remember to call me. It would be good to put a face to your voice !. see you around . . .

capitan_centella comments on Artículo del diario El País de Cali sobre los Paisas

likewise webmanco.

capitan_centella comments on

But Mr. Uribe after 8 years of dictatorship and having sold our country, cannot see the solution.

capitan_centella comments on What does '''Sóbese que no hay pomada'''' mean in english?

Sóbese que no hay pomada - in a nutshell - Stop complaining about, becouse you deserved it becouse it was impossible to foreseen or as a direct consecuence.

capitan_centella comments on What does '''Sóbese que no hay pomada'''' mean in english?

-mas templado que nalga de un torero - Really have guts to have things done -mas tragado que tanga de gorda - Utterly in love -Mas danyado que mierda al sol. - Really badass person -mas contento que marica con dos culos - Absolutely happy -mas frio que pedo de pinguino - A really cold person (Meaning not attached to anything or anybody) -mas facil ver una monja en cucos - Too difficult to achieve - Más contenta que gorda con descaderado!!! - Absolutely happy.

capitan_centella comments on can you advise me on a few things?

at the 99% percent of cases. . . cafuches cannot speak english. Hence, as long as they look like medicine you don't have anything to worry about- And DON'T FORGET YOUR PASSPORT !. If a cafuche wants a bribe the first thing they will ask is your passport, so, have it with you all times so they'll just stare at it and you're ok. (cafuche - Derogatory term for MILITARY POLICE in Colombia.)

capitan_centella comments on Vacaciones en Bogota

yeap. somebody puts "vacations" and "bogotá" in the same sentence. . . sounds funny.

capitan_centella comments on What's better Colombia or USA???

Locombia. Usa, just for shopping.

capitan_centella comments on Bogota Address finder

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ! YOU JUST MAKE MY DAY MATE ! A BOGOTÁS ADDRESS FINDER ! Not really accurate, 200 mtrs around my house. . . but this is a plus!. We usually write: calle, cll - Kr, carrera. First one I'm aware off.

capitan_centella comments on So much for the closeness of Colombian families!

disneyworld? . . . not even if it become the only piece of land standing after the armaggedon. . .

capitan_centella comments on

hum. Tell me something I don´t know. In Australia also happens. . .

capitan_centella comments on ujay

good sense of humour, nice coments. . . like in kindergarten. Friends?

capitan_centella comments on IKEA Buys GM

hum. . . just one question: How do we join the hinges on that thing? XD

capitan_centella comments on Just something to laugh about. . .

that´s the cacth. The production its flawless. . .

capitan_centella comments on

Huy sumerce . . . que piropo. O mejor, será un piropo cuando yo sea un bebé de 80 años.

capitan_centella comments on Trekking suggestions for May bank holiday please.

To anyplace in colombia, or you have any preference?

capitan_centella comments on gonbov

Best chance to get a job: Transalations. Have you ever tried your own embassy? or the goethe institute?. If your spanish is good as your swedish you´ll have a pretty good chance. Good luck.

capitan_centella comments on What is worth bringing to Colombia?

money. ;-)

capitan_centella comments on Looking for people to share a nice apartment in Bogota (downtown)

I am curently in running a litle hostel in la candelaria. . . I know exactly what you mean ! jajajajajaja

capitan_centella comments on Looking for people to share a nice apartment in Bogota (downtown)

Sounds just fair to me. Why? LOCATION AND TRANSMILENIO. . . believe me, once you get stuck in a traffic jam in bogotá you will hate yourself just for the simple fact of know how to drive. Ok, its not comfortable, but it´s reliable. Besides, it´s close to everithing. Just walking three blocks north youlll find and EXITO, Two blocks south, fine restaurants. One block south MUSEO NACIONAL. And you´re four transmilenios stations away from LA ZONA ROSA. i wish I had the money otherwise I´ll be moving with you ! ;-)

capitan_centella comments on wanna do something different in bogota!!!!!!!1

hit the museum ! http://www.museodelosninos.org.co/ or this one: http://www.maloka.org/ or even better take an old train and eat MAZORCA ! http://www.turistren.com.co/turistren.htm (info available in english !)

capitan_centella comments on Lauthra

hola mija! como le acaba de ir?

capitan_centella comments on y COLOMBIA me recibe con los brazos abiertos. . .

BTW, have you ever make a claim in el dorado? (colombian airport) or have you ever make a claim about mistakes in your phone bill? (specially on mobiles). . . WELCOME TO COLOMBIA !

capitan_centella comments on ColombianoGringo

Sumerce. . . se le olvidó como nos hacer llamar? poor but happy. no ve. . "doctor". . . jajajajajajjaja

capitan_centella comments on y COLOMBIA me recibe con los brazos abiertos. . .

thanks la huella. I screw it on the title. sorry. :)

capitan_centella comments on Good idea Mr. Uribe

Lo que me da una hijueputa piedra, (y lo digo haciendo énfasis en el hijueputa) es que a esos matones de las FARC y la guerrilla, les den plata del herario público, los muestren felices en RCN con viaje delicioso a europa y mas encima con sueldo en euros. Un profesional honrado con todos los estudios del mundo, se endeuda con el icetex, va a lavar baños a otros países, lo tratan como una mugre y se tiene que defender de los latinos que no pueden leer de corrido, pero son los "zuperbisores" de los que llegan. Lo ví, por que me pasó. Y a mi uribe, que me lo envuelvan. Dar plomo, no es hacer las cosas. Y mientras la gente se mantenga ignorante, serán mansitas palomas.

capitan_centella comments on Second letter to the FARC for the peace in Colombia

Hay de `por dios.

capitan_centella comments on Are Comcel SIM cards "forever"?

Hum I think they are not environmentally friendly. Mr. darloup. jejejejejeje :)

capitan_centella comments on Colombians & elevators

old people do that. I ask some, and I heard the same answer. "para que no se demore tanto" . . . jajajajajajaaj

capitan_centella comments on Phone Card to Call From Colombia Cell to U.S. Cell?

almost all cells are unlocked in colombia. Even my australian iphone. . . jejeje this guys are GOOOOODDD. . .

capitan_centella comments on How PBH works

I´m a 100 percent colombian. . . and I do speak spanish. I been posted for one year. (whispering) have you ever seen my avatar`s picture ;-)

capitan_centella comments on

In colombia, as long as I can remenber, you cannot block your number. However, regarding the caller id, depends on your plan. If you have pre-paid, and you dont recharge soon enough (two months) you lost it. Meaning you´ll never know who is calling unless you answer. If you are on a plan, you will always have caller id. Of course, the older lines, when tigo used to be ola, never lost the caller id. Same with comcel.

capitan_centella comments on dwmte7

Hi. . . thanks for adding me as a friend. see you around :)

capitan_centella comments on HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD

los pollos del KFC cuentan como aves? . . . porque en muchos de mis chistes de niñez, un pollo siempre que quería ir a ver viejas empelotas, invitaba al otro al KFC. . .

capitan_centella comments on peter.........it seems like threads are becoming highly commercial

Not yet. Otherwise I could not belong to the poor but happy community. :) And rich still happy RCH have not been invented yet.

capitan_centella comments on guns and roses, anyone.........

I drink colombiana.

capitan_centella comments on Resource for Colombians who want to understand gringos better

We are not clearly whites. We are bleeched, wich is a diferent thing. ;)

capitan_centella comments on 80´s in a few questions

jajjajjaajaj buennnnnnnnnnnassssssssssss noches !

capitan_centella comments on A nice one. . .

GS. Itñs not a photograph. It´s a painting. :-)

capitan_centella comments on Younger People SMOKE TOO MUCH in Colombia!

We can be old as the earth. But still smoking is bad. I think Education is the key, not throwing money to some anorexic model to say "hey kids don´t smoke". Is just lame. Probably if we say something like "people who smokes can not have the same sex performance in bed as people who don´t", probably they would reconsider they option. BTW asians smokes way too much more than colombians do.

capitan_centella comments on que mamera ser tan políticamente correcto. . .

yo salgo en tres dias. Voy a pasar una semana con unos amigos en santiago de chile, y luego pa´colombia a tragar empanadas y pollo frisby. sumerce, no se imagina la alegría que me da eso !

capitan_centella comments on 80´s in a few questions

Y ya somos viejos, ya ve uno las películas futuristas de ese tiempo como "simpáticas". . . se acuerdan de "he man y los amos del universo" con Dolph Lundgren Y frank Langhella? o War Games con mathew broderick? jejejejejeje

capitan_centella comments on 80´s in a few questions

Yo no he estado en los estados juntos. de pronto iría "de compras" pero, que bruto que ganas de ir. Nah. Paso. los dibujos animados fueron iguales, una que otra propuesta ariginal hacia el final de los ochentas como "brújula mágica". Pero lo demás, igualito.

capitan_centella comments on Obnoxious posters

I want a troll as a pet.

capitan_centella comments on

Mine too, don´t get me wrong. But be aware. . .

capitan_centella comments on que mamera ser tan políticamente correcto. . .

Monpi, no sé si esta en colombia, pero allá la compra en el éxito. (Bueno, eso fue hace mas de un año, pero si uno pregunta, se le consigue. . .!!)

capitan_centella comments on

as a proud bogotanian, i would not recomend bquilla as a place to live. Too many costeños. But as a good PBHER I wish you the best. and welcome to locombia, again.