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calikitty1 comments on Do we really need 10 threads on the same subject? Like Chavez vs Uribe? FARC Raul Reyes Dead?

Senor: Before you make that comment what don't you go back and read you own meaningless, tiresome posts? Mil gracias

calikitty1 comments on Farewell

Amazing! You left the other board and it continues on without up. When you leave this board it will continue along without you. Did you ever think maybe it is YOU? P.S. How long before you return with another handle? says on wendell13 summed it up: Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out...good grief. How many people have made a big scene of leaving some internet board and then have come back under a new handle."

calikitty1 comments on Peter... PBH and the P.C. Police

Well, as we say in Cali, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Well, we don't really say that but in your case it fits. I did take the time to review many of your past posts and, bases on that, nothing from nothing is nothing. I am a female, Colombiana, as you said, "I don’t know who deleted my comment, nor do I care, but I take gender-based attacks seriously and felt compelled to respond." Thank God you were able to enlighten us before you left. From reading your bio the word PHONY flashed in big letters. PBH has beeen around for a long time and I DON"t think you (a relative newbie) have been appointed savior. Best bet-start your own forum.

calikitty1 comments on I traveled to Colombia and lost my gut, double chin, 20 pounds, along with my HEART!

A hell of a lot cheaper just to buy a full-sized plastic blow up doll

calikitty1 comments on Trolls

Usher127: Your post is a tedious, homogenized, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet. If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live." Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy. Generally, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now get the hell out of here!

calikitty1 comments on rent an apartment/house in Cali

Sr. Brode, is not that what Hannibal Lector said? He was, without a doubt, the most sincere of all Serial Killers. He killed those who simply aggravated him and he did it with style and grace apparently never allowing simple modest ethics and views to cloud his purpose.

calikitty1 comments on pet delivery from USA

Quite frankly, if it was me, I would contact the customer service section of Avianca to find out what the latest requirement is in effect. Also be sure and call your carrier as each has different rule. Information provided by ICA (Instituto Colombiano Agropecuario), Oficina del Aeropuerto El Dorado, tel: (011571) 4138893, Fax: (011571) 4138873, the following are the requirements to enter the country with pets: Certificate of good health issued by a veterinarian. Certificate of vaccinations recently issued. These documents must be handed to the incumbent ICA authority at the arrival at the airport, once the animal is returned to you. IT IS NOT NECESSARY to authenticate these documents at the Consulate. The ban on importing cats was liited in June of 2004

calikitty1 comments on in colombia on Nov.5 2007

Frankly by the time you clear with DAS, Customs and worry about your baggage, factor in travel time(airport is a good hike though that time of night not too bad) then returning in time for security checks, etc., etc., you just ain't got a lot of free time, amigo.

calikitty1 comments on 6 pm here in Cali, Rumba o que, av sexta, tu saben!!!

Another "reincarnation" of posters past? Wonder why his ISP is out of New York?

calikitty1 comments on Eco stuff

Strange

calikitty1 comments on Renting Armored Cars in Barranquilla

First Post-Look at Topic-the Board has Another Troll

calikitty1 comments on I have a live phone report this morning that says there is much demonstration in Colombia today...IS THIS WHERE URIBE ENDS AND .....WHAT BEGINS???

Nothing in

calikitty1 comments on Bucaramanga to Santa Marta by Car

to be honest speed willbe between 50 60 km hour

calikitty1 comments on Armenia/Cali

No problems but I just came from Buga to Cali today Lots of road construction

calikitty1 comments on it this visa I got useful

After two years no r enewal

calikitty1 comments on Grieving the loss of pow wow.......

Based on your post don't waste our time. "So, I’m going to pick up the slack and copy his writing style and post something every so often to lighten up our days." Oh, please!!!! You really selected a great post to reprint: "took a dump yesterday and there was no paper what should I do we have not had paper for 2 years? When there is no paper my wife does not use the inodoro and we have not had paper and I thought my wife was pregnant but she could not have been because the baby would have been born by now. What can I do to get my colombiana wife to use the inodoro when there is not paper?"

calikitty1 comments on

Vic, when you are a 17-year-old troll with nothing else to do-go for it. Va de mal en peor. No llehagtas caso a ese tonto.

calikitty1 comments on Peso now into 1800s...

Ah, Rubito. Yo creo que tú no tienes razón. Again, you show your ignorance of Colombia and South America. It is amazing how you continue to pontificate on countries you know nothing about like Argentina, Ecuador, and Colombia. An eighty-day occasional visit to a country does not qualify you as an expert. Would you not be more comfortable as a card carrying member of one of these?

Witness for Peace -- An organization supporting peace and justice in Colombia by changing U.S. policies that contribute to poverty and oppression. RUBITO FOR PRESIDENT OF THIS ONE.

Colombia Support Network -- Working to improve the human rights situation in Colombia and build solidarity between the peoples of North America and Colombia.

Peace Brigades International -- Provides observer teams protect human rights defenders who suffer repression due to their non-violent work in Colombia.

North Shore Colombia Solidarity Committee -- An organization focusing attention on the fact that a portion of the electricity generated by Salem Harbor Power Plant comes from a coal mine in northern Colombia that is displacing communities surrounding the mine.

Solidaridad Colombia -- A community of western Massachusetts residents dedicated to supporting peace efforts in Colombia and solidarity actions across the United States.

School of the Americas Watch -- SOAW is working to close the U.S. Army's School of the Americas where Colombian soldiers receive training. Many SOA graduates have been accused of human rights abuses in Colombia.

Peoples' Global Action (Multilingual) -- An organization coordinating the global struggles against corporate domination, including a campaign against Plan Colombia.

Please, stop displaying your ignorance. Por Favor, no hables tanto y vete al grano. Lo bueno de Robito es su personalidad.

calikitty1 comments on Peso at 1955?......

As Long As You Read. Rubito's inaccurate, uninformed and misleading posts, and as usual you will see, add nothing but his personal views. What does, "I STUDIED HISTORY" (IN CAPS, OF COURSE), have to do with making what you say more creditable? At least his use of the word "fuck" does make him believable . That and the fact that he has apparently much hate for every formal government in the world. This is the same (DELETED) that smugly advised all that he can ride his bicycle from down town La Candelaria barrio of Bogotá to the Zona Rosa in ten minute-then admitting he has never done this feat of bike riding.

In fact I doubt he has spent more then four or five weeks total in Colombia. Several years ago he was planing his first trip. He holds forth on Cali-never been there-Barranquilla-never been there-Medellin-never been there, on and on.

Since he has chose to attack me personally (Gasp, I dared to disagree with Sr. Colombia) I will read carefully and correct when necessary WITHOUT the use of Gutter Language.

calikitty1 comments on Peso at 1955?......

Who Is Posting Under Rubito's Name??? That could not be the real Rubito's post. The word "fuck"was not used at least three times. I will give him credit being able to use "asshole, shit and fuck" as nouns, verbs and adjectives.

To answer Rubito's question in another tirade I am not male but a female. I chose to write in English rather than Spanish out of courtesy to others who may not be able to read Spanish. There is an Español forum for that. But I will admit your conversational Spanish is excellent

Yes I am aware of Bogotá as that is where attended the university I got my degree and I have relatives there. At least I did not learn about that city as you did about Cali from reading comments on this forum.

" I AM about half a year away from PERMANENTLY moving to Bogota. Maybe you've heard of Bogota, it's the hamlet of 7 million people in the Andes where i have BOUGHT A CONDO??"

That makes YOU an EXPERT? I am sure all the Rolos in Bogotá are waiting for your arrival so you can personally lead them out of the wilderness and back into the sunshine(when there is any).

calikitty1 comments on Peso at 1955?......

BUT! (Potty Mouth) You Do. "If I had such a pessimistic opinion of the country and I were in your shoes I'd smuggle myself out in a fucking suitcase!!"

BTW you have NEVER been to Cali.

calikitty1 comments on If anyone asks where I am, I'm having coffee with Don Gringo.

In the first place. No one asked

calikitty1 comments on Resident Visa

I Think Its Three The same amount of time.

Three years in the USA if married to a US Citizen

Three years in Colombia if married to a Colombian citizen

Persons that have Temporary spouse visa may apply for resident visa after three 3 continuous years.

calikitty1 comments on Reinventing Yourself in Colombia

Sr. Podborski?????/ You stated, "all the nice things we say about colombians and then someone like calkitty comes along to prove the exception". What are you talking about?

I, personally, never said anything about my country in my post. What was the exception? I stated what someone else was saying about Colombia and other countries.

calikitty1 comments on Reinventing Yourself in Colombia

Good God Rubio if you hate everything about Colombia, the government, the president, the fact that people drive cars, the public transportation, the price of food, where people shop and the fact you have to actually pay for internet why, to use your potty mouth, the fuck are you moving here?

For someone who has apparently spent very little time in Colombia you profess to know a lot about my country and you even comment on places you obviously have never been and know nothing about. As one of your presidents said, "You can fool some of the people all the time, all of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time.

You did not like Canada, hate the United States, don't like much about Colombia and any politician is, to use your potty month, "is a fucking asshole." Do Colombia and the rest of the world a favor and be miserable on small island-by yourself.

calikitty1 comments on Getting married AND getting the visa within a month?

?Porque? "Canada never ratified some stupid treaty or other, so I have to get my Canuck documents and send them to the Toronto consulate where they will certify them."

Why is everything you have to do that is a an inconvenience to you taken personally? Based on your past postings you are going to have a wonderful time in Colombia because everything runs smoothly. With your attitude there is a 95 percent chance you will never make it.

Oh! Congratulations on writing a post WITHOUT using the word "fuck."

calikitty1 comments on importing car tariffs

Humm? Are you, to use your favorite word, as fucking crazy as you sound in your posts or don't you really have a grasp on what the fuck is going on?

I just threw the F-word in so you would feel at home.

calikitty1 comments on IS this an insult?

Not Really more like a pistola

calikitty1 comments on Bomb in Cali. (again)

¿Por Favor? How many of you would be driving a taxi passed the police station at midnight? Gang (narcos) violence is up but really is not that unsafe for the average resident.. But I would not visit Agua Blanca or Barrio Siloé, and some others anytime.

I do agree with Laloca's comments.

calikitty1 comments on Colombian Blog

Monpirri1? "I refer to that site as co. abreviation for company or co.blog. They are a clan over there, they are about four or five who run the "show"
I hope the lack the place for 5,000 years!!!!!"


Still pissed because you could not be a member, I see.

calikitty1 comments on Hola todos. 2 cents worth.

You Guys.. are paying way too much attention to some asshole who have been a member for less than 8 hours.:

pbhmemingognito
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History
Member for:
7 hours 32 min

Also DAS uses electronic fingerprinting and only inks two fingers. I did a quick search here and all that asshole's info came from reviewing some of your other posts. And you can get a weapons permit with only a Cédula Extranjería and DAS has nothing to do with with the process.

calikitty1 comments on WHAT IS SAGU?

Brody. Wrong again, as usual. "I heard that Sagu is what happens to the womans mammaries after she gives birth and the only cure for Sagu is a Boobjob."

"...that Calikitty1 wasn't here to correct me again."
If that was the case I would have to be here 24/7. But you are getting better. Only three words spelled wrong.

Brody, Va de mal en peor.

calikitty1 comments on Has anyone seen

Are You Serious? "Brodys a member that ahs (sic) been about for a while so sort of rubishing him and downgrading doesnt cut the mustard."
Brody has been a member for 1 week 3 days.

Tinto?? Is this allowed??

"Or fuck this shit al put it down how Id say it in real life
Its fucken shite bitch get a fucken grip in taken that rottting corpse of a pork sausage out of your whole U drama queen.
Its not the member fault u aint had cock in a while and your pussy goin raw."


Gracis Miguel. Ustedes muy amable. Va de mal en peor. Siempre que viene aquí, tenemos dificultades.

calikitty1 comments on Has anyone seen

That's One Question Answered! Now we know who brody's transvestite is. La situación aquí anda de mal en peor.

calikitty1 comments on Has anyone seen

Humm. At least you have been right in one thing-you are not as good as the FBI profilers.

calikitty1 comments on Has anyone seen

Para té, mí amor Red de Oficinas-Banco de Crédito.
CALI CALI-CARRERA PRIMERA Cra. 1 38 N - 11
CALI CALI-SANTAMONICA Calle 21 Norte 5B - 46
CALI PROPAL Km 6 Carretera antigua Cali Yumbo
CALI SUCURSAL CALI Calle 10 4 - 36

Talk about answers that don't make any sense.
"As far as the Transexuals, well, how do you know that they are not? I just called it as I see it at that time of the night.
How do you KNOW they are?

"Maybe I could have meant that I like the way that it looks while I am driving on it."
Now THAT'S an enlightening answer.

"Are you angry because I corrected your English yesterday?"
No are YOU angry because I corrected YOUR spelling.

"I would rather take a taxi than have to hassle with this traffic although I have become quite the expert. Now there is something that I think I am an expert at regarding Cali."
Along with everything else you really don't know anything about.

"I do see occasional gringos from time to time and it is refreshing but then again, are they Gringos?"
I would work on identifying the transvestites first if I were you.

Now, my little man, go have a nice cry because someone dared to say you don't know what you are talking about.

calikitty1 comments on Has anyone seen

brody, get informed, por favor. "I actually like La Sexta but I have actually never hung out there(yet)."
Then what makes you qualified to comment?

"It is old and I have seen alot of prostitutes when I am driving home late at night from the south but I could swear that most of them are transexuals."
Transsexuals? Do you mean transvestites? Granted there are many of these in that area.

"Unfortunately, the Banco de Credito that I bank with is on that street."
Interesting! Simple fact is that bank only has four branches in Cali, and there are none on Av. Sexta.

"La Sexta"
Only an uninformed Gringo would use that term.

Please! Do not set yourself up as a Cali expert-you only show your ignorance.

calikitty1 comments on Has anyone seen

brody if you can't spell ""Sweeden" (Sweden) don't comment on something you obvisouly know nothing about-like Cali. Another gem, "Sweeden must be like the opposite of Cali." Duh, it snows in Sweden and it's freezing cold.

calikitty1 comments on Panama to Cartagena?

There is None went out of business about 5 yrs ago-fly

calikitty1 comments on Car Hydraulics in Bogota?

Try Oscar Perez on Av Chile