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Blondie comments on Plastic Surgery in Colombia

Seriously, check out the clinic i gave the link to.... they take great care of you during every aspect of your trip... i have known people who have gone there (LOTS) of people and even those with complications (which is a risk for every surgery... doesnt matter WHERE YOU GET IT DONE) were taken exceptional care of until they were well/fixed!!!

 

Blondie comments on Plastic Surgery in Colombia

Dr. Julian Morales and Dr. Dario Juris at http://www.mdmedicalspa.com/quienes.htm They do great work!!!!!

 

Blondie comments on Hello everyone

HAHa.. i wanna hear all about the woman fused to her toilet seat... how did that happen? did her fat melt into the plastic??? oh boy... how'd you splain that one? haha. I do remember you Gringoloid.... and yes... i am a lot of fun... HAHA.. ;) I've been busy with 'life' i guess... but kinda out of the loop with most things. Just being a single mommy, workin with my adorable little preemies.......and dating lots of jerks and losers...haha! keep gettin stuck wookin fow wuv in aww da wong pwaces. No one wants to love a sweet, good hearted, big bootied, blondie and treat her the way she deserves to be treated ;) hmpfff... Anyone here got someone they can set me up with? haha! By the way... im all about drama, horror, and humor... so how do i tread thru all these boring links and get to the goodies??? :D ok... went off on a little bit of a tangent there... but

 

Blondie comments on Colombian men and Gringas

Did you just call me a WITCH????

 

Blondie comments on Colombian men and Gringas

He paid for dinners and treats!!! :) he is a doctor.. so isnt broke!

 

Blondie comments on Colombian men and Gringas

Just got back from spending a few days with my lovely colombiano!! I can say a few things... definately romantic, affectionate, sweet, respectful, considerate, polite, sexy, very good looking, great in bed, and definately did NOT lack in the "inches" department! Also.. one of the best kissers i have layed my lips on. He has no desire to move to the U.S., but got his Visa to be able to visit me. I'd be more than happy to be with this colombiano all of the time, but i cant say that i would seek out another colombiano or want to be with another one if he were no longer in the picture. Then again.. i havent really looked at any other cept for him.

Im gonna ignore the "gringa" comments from Mario.. cuz they are just funny.... and have nothing to do with being a gringa!!!

 

Blondie comments on How to Win Arguments

I like the idea of pounding the table and yellin like hell.. hee hee.. something about that... just works for me!!!

 

Blondie comments on How to Win Arguments

It can turn a woman into a man to... haha.. (minus the penis and butt hair, of course) I'll elaborate after i finish this pint of vodka i have sitting next to me!!

 

Blondie comments on Are they all so territorial?...

you better swing on over to Southerns house.. im here waiting for him. But... i'll keep the back door open for you... i'll be in the shower!! K?

 

Blondie comments on Are they all so territorial?...

Enjoying yourself then, huh? I am already waiting for you at your house.. got it all cleaned and ready for you to come home... but you BETTER not sleep with any of those colombianas.. or i'll have to chop it off!! ;) in fact... dont speak to them.. or hell.. dont even look at them either... cuz...i wil KNOW if you did! and then... I just hope you are a religious man!

 

Blondie comments on My unbiased opinion of cities I’ve visited in Colombia.

Im here Im here... the Burra's got me out... needed to use lots of vaseline and crisco...to grease me out...and then i fell into a big pile of burra turds.... but that sure made for some fun afterwards with GringoLondinese... whoo hoo!!!

But im back in the states now... ready to see that picture!!

 

Blondie comments on My unbiased opinion of cities I’ve visited in Colombia.

I am here Elmo.... and ready for that picture... i am anxiously waiting for it! i cant wait to stick my finger in your ass (i mean burrita)

 

Blondie comments on I am now lost

I cant see anything behind la burrita. Its a nice burrita though. I'll look forward to your picture tomorrow. Dont worry... my finger will be in your eye... way before it would ever be up your ass...(unless you are talking about your burrita!! lol).

 

Blondie comments on I am now lost

Good luck Dan... i hope the lawyer can help you.

Elmo..
i havent seen your picture... if you are that goat.. you are pretty hot. I am not afraid of you yet... are you gonna let me beat you up? i like that in a man... it turns me on!

 

Blondie comments on I am now lost

Thanks for the compliment kisses to you to alleycat! ;)

GG- I have been missing you like crazy. You are everything i have always dreamed of- I canceled that paperwork. I have had some professional modeling pictures taken also... I hope you like them.. Come and get me cuz i am ready for you big daddy!

 

Blondie comments on I am now lost

yeah, she is his wife... the woman who used him to get to the U.S. and sleep with other men. Right... we should be a bit more respectful towards her. Im sorry Dan is going thru this, i have no doubt about how painful this all is to him, and I hope he has the strength to see it through. But lets not forget that Dan's wife has disrespected him since the day she married him!

Dan, every major city has a U.S. immigration and and nationalization office. try there first. Also... you could have your letter notarized before sending it by registered mail. I had mine notarized.. (but never ended up sending it since we have a child together).

 

Blondie comments on I am now lost

If you signed an affidavit of support... then you are responsible for her til she is a citizen, leaves, or has payed taxes for ten years. I am divorced.. .my ex is remarried.. but i am still responsible for him. The only way to get out of that is to write to immigration.. tell them everything.. make her look REALLLY bad (because they dont want people here who have no morals-that is something they look at hard when considering for citizenship) and send it registered mail..like suggested. Close the bank account immediately, and get this process started. I know in some states - like mine.. you have to wait 120 days after the day you file for separation/divorce before you can actually get divorced.. or start the process (if it is a sticky divorce-in which, it could take a VERY long time.. after the 4 mos. waiting period). So. i'd get it started like yesterday!!!! Do what you have to do to divorce her and get her deported.. we dont need another blood sucker living off of our tax dollars (which,.. if she goes on welfare.. YOU have to pay all that money back to the govt..). Good luck!

 

Blondie comments on This is a picture of me.. before i went blonde.. of course!!!!

DONT dump me GL!! i'll change, i promise... And like i said.. that nose is multi-purpose.. i was most likely sniffin out some cream puffs somewhere.. or something!!

JR.... your girly better keep a close eye on you.... yer hot.. I'd love to to have you keep me warm with your wooly body coat... hmmmmmm... HOT!!

 

Blondie comments on This is a picture of me.. before i went blonde.. of course!!!!

Of course its a brand new picture..i just took it last night!! I am sorry Grignolondinese... this was the smallest suit i had... The others are way to big because i lost quite a abit of weight!! But.. i have some new ones on order! I'll be sure to share!

My colombian Prince... Well, he is the one who gave me the butt... he should be proud!! haha! He knows a more conservative side of me... but i must have my creative outlet somewhere... right?

 

Blondie comments on

Ah,,, thats right... well, I am blonde.. i have the right to get confused, dont i??

I think he likes us blondies... like the saying goes.. we are definatley more fun. And im dyin to ride that beast like a rodeo bull!!! Yeeeehaaaaaaahhhhh

 

Blondie comments on This is a picture of me.. before i went blonde.. of course!!!!

yes! in fact i had it lengthened....you likie??? it is a multi-purpose nose!!! Has many capabilities. I had butt implants as well.. though, i feel it might be a bit small yet.. im thinking of going bigger!!

 

Blondie comments on just back from bogota!

A girls gotta get PAID... right? Dont much care where the money comes from... a drug hustlin thug... or high class plastic surgeon..
But... Above all.. i prefer my big roughneck LION... he has his hand dipped in the cookie jar of kidnapping and extortion... its all good though... like i said.. a girls gotta get paid!!

 

Blondie comments on

not Cali... BOGOTA!! And the Blondie cat likes to prrrrrrrrrrrr rather than scream!! But it takes a special Lion... like my guy here... to make the kitty purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... lol...
(am i officially in a locker room now? )

 

Blondie comments on This is a picture of me.. before i went blonde.. of course!!!!

ahhh... southern.... You dont like me??? and here i thought we had something going... :(

 

Blondie comments on After a few JD's and coke we decided to move to Bogota...

yes.. i agree... the gardener/pool cleaner... must be a willing and able subject... as in willing and able to keep me company... and maintain ALL aspects of the good doctors property... ;)

and he must be shirtless at all times~~

 

Blondie comments on After a few JD's and coke we decided to move to Bogota...

He is a plastic surgeon, so money is not an issue for him. A very good.. and busy one at that. I was just wondering.. truthfully.. how a situation like that would work out? Would it be the dreamy happily ever after that most here hope to find there? or just as hard as it will be for the other transplanted gringos?

 

Blondie comments on just back from bogota!

Sounds like true love. Ahh... once again.. im jealous!! :)
I cant give you any advice on the visa issues... My forienger was already here (illegally) when i married him and GWB was just elected and giving amnesty to all the illegals.. so we had it easy (although.. i am thinking that the fact that we were at immigration for our interview DURING the 911 attacks.. should have been a clue to me..LOL) but i wish you luck!!!! I hope you keep us updated. I wish this forum had a picture gallery.. i'd love to see pictures of all you stary eyed lovers together!!

 

Blondie comments on After a few JD's and coke we decided to move to Bogota...

JR You tend to not agree with me? But everything i say is the truth... Stay tuned... you will eventually realize that!!! ;P

The doctor type is a quiet sweet man.. not a machista womanizing jerk at all. However, we are no where near that point yet... we are still just having fun! :D

I agree that our accents are less choppy... and easier on the ears.. except for the deep south and the easter states with their Cah.. and pahk, and quahatah, etc..lol~ Irish is difficult also.. i cant watch ENglish or Irish films without subtitles!!!

 

Blondie comments on After a few JD's and coke we decided to move to Bogota...

PS's make a bit more than that...
Not saying any of that will happen, other than in my dreams ;)
But ya never know, right?!!

 

Blondie comments on This is funny!

Not so sure i can say i feel Comforted by this... but Im always lookin for a new subject to entertain me in my dreams.... :)

 

Blondie comments on After a few JD's and coke we decided to move to Bogota...

Hmmmm do i sense a hint of sarcasm? lol.

Sounds like a damn good life to me!! :) Sign me up!

 

Blondie comments on American thinking of living in Colombia

I know of two incredible plastic surgeons in Bogota.. one is cuban and studied in Cuba, the other studied in Colombia and Brazil... where the best Plastic surgeons in the world have been trained!! Its not ALL about the US... i was treated like a QUEEN when i was having medical care down there... I am still in contact monthly with my surgeon by either phone or email.. i can call him day or night... on his cell phone. What US doctor would ever allow that? He also NEVER let me go anywhere alone while i was there.. always had someone to be with me for 2 weeks! I would go back there ANYDAY (and will next summer) for surgery!!

BUT.. i would have to agree with the thought that your better doctors are going to be in bigger cities and affiliated with the major hospitals and universities. I am in health care.. and that is true, even here!

 

Blondie comments on This is funny!

That is hilarious!! but its also disgusting... i had nightmares all night last night about spiders... getting in my hair and face.. and giant spiders chasing me... now i see this. are you reading my dreams????

 

Blondie comments on After a few JD's and coke we decided to move to Bogota...

DG Just curious... what would things be like for a gringa to move down there and marry a well to do colombiano (doctor type)... since he was already there.. and already had the money... and the gringa came without much money.. and doesnt have to work to much(cuz he has the Dinero)...
Just wondering if that situation would bring problems? Esp. if there were a little gringo child being put into an expensive bi-lingual private school also.. Its a little different spin on things....

 

Blondie comments on joke of the day

yeah.. but he got that sewed back on... didnt you ever see him in those porno's? funniest thing, he you could totally see the scar.. and he couldnt get it hard at all either.. so I'd be careful wtih those kinds of statements!

 

Blondie comments on

I like the grassy Savannah!! I have a dog named Savannah... so i think that would be nice. But then i might have to fight off all of the other Lioness' i'd be to tired to enjoy the fruits of my labors...lol

 

Blondie comments on just back from bogota!

Not trying to dampen your spirits... Im all for love and fairytale endings... But i've been on the wrong side of a not so fairytale ending that was much like this... and i know how sour it can turn out if you arent really sure!

But,... if your heart is telling you yes yes yes... then by all means..... GO FOR IT!! unfortunately, there is probably not much you can do about the waiting period... cept maybe visit him a LOT!!!

 

Blondie comments on Rosario Tijeras

You think im kidding...huh?? Sounds like a good book/movie... Though i doubt i would ever read it. I am kinda famous for owning zillions of books.. I love to have them.. just dont much like reading them...LOL!! But if its about a hot chick... i might just make an exception!

 

Blondie comments on

Awww sheeeeeeeeeeet..... you think yer that good huh? Well, then im not so sure my educational services will be needed!! But i might be interested in finding out what your services all include! I'll bring the lion... and the cliffnotes!

 

Blondie comments on just back from bogota!

25??? Girl, you are SOOOOOOOOOOO young!! seriously... you have a lifetime to spend with him, dont you? dont rush it!! Get your masters (what are you studying?) and get your life in order, save some money... and be patient!! i know its hard when you are in love... but seriously... 3 months is NOT long enough to know that you want to spend the rest of your life with this man... get to know him and his culture during this time!!! Please take it from those who have learned the hard way before you!!

 

Blondie comments on Rosario Tijeras

WEll, hell.... who couldnt resist a good night of lovin with a lion while watching a hot chick on TV?? thats every gringa's idea of a damn good night!!

 

Blondie comments on

not to mention that I will bring more to the table/bed, wherever, than that)! HAHA

for example???

I need to be prepared... I have to write my lesson plan well in advance!!

 

Blondie comments on confusion over airport tax leaving cali for international flight

you have to pay the tax out!! 31 dollars. Fiji charges an exit tax also!!!

 

Blondie comments on

Adorable?? huh.. well.. if you are a better hands on learner... then by all means... you must learn by hands on... My services.. or better yet, my knowledge, can be rented by the hour or the week... I must warn you though, this type of learnin isnt for the weak at heart!!
But please dont hurt the lion... we are in love, you know!

 

Blondie comments on Translation help por favor

Thanks!! i hope we have lotsa fun!! I appreciate that you are "just a colombian".... it helped me out... and based on the colombians i have met (here and in Bogota)... I kinda like you people!! ;)

 

Blondie comments on Rosario Tijeras

Me to!! anything with a really hot chick.. and im all over it!!

 

Blondie comments on

Less than 30, blonde hair, blue eyes, no hair on the chest.. Ahhh yer a dream man!! ;) TO bad i am already committed to the lion!! Are you cute at least? maybe you can win me away... with a little sparring against the lion!


Anatomy 101.... the difference between a man and a woman... Class time TBA... Stay tuned!

 

Blondie comments on joke of the day

Dayum!!!!
Dayum!!!!

 

Blondie comments on

Funny Galecito!!
He looks Funny Galecito!!

He looks like he is about to slip her the tongue!! I wonder how big his tongue is??? i bet its big!!

I'd like to say i am willing to share the beast with you but I just cant imagine any other woman who would be better for him than me! ;)
My desperation makes me a very willing subject!!

Southern151... how young are you? If you need some hints or ideas about the anatomy thing... let me know.. i'd be happy to help! I have studied this subject intensively.

 

Blondie comments on Rosario Tijeras

what is the movie about?
what is the movie about?

 

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