Grillas y Lobas - Que Paso?

Pappassito (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jun 28, 2009, 09:17:

Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Jun 28, 2009, 10:29:

The female MODS hate anything THEY THEMSELVES feel is over generalizing or "denigrating" to women.. simple as that.. When that post went up.. it was on very borrowed time.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Jun 28, 2009, 10:35:

"lo quitaron porque hacía a su suegra celosa."

La suegra? o hecho la novia brava? jajajaj lol

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 28, 2009, 10:43:

I would like to see a similar one but about gringooooooooooossssssssssss..............

how to tell the difference between NMGs and MGs......

players and sincere ones.....

bullshitters and honest ones....

asswipes and normal ones....

pennypinchers/tightwads and non-pp/tw....

BradGates types and homely ones.....

ST and Tourists....


any others?

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theflatline says on Jun 28, 2009, 10:44:

a veces la suegra se puede ser mas bonita que la esposa o novia.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Jun 28, 2009, 10:48:

MC, Y quien es BRAD GATES bro.. haber cuentame?

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 28, 2009, 10:53:

Its a gringo who, upon landing in Colombia, comes to the realization that:

SHAZAMMMMMMMMMMMM !!!!!!! He has become as handsome as Brad Pitts and has the wealth of Bill Gates, all wrapped up in a nice little burrito.....


........in his mind, at least..........hence, the Brad Gates Syndrome.......thank god there is a cure for it.........

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Jun 28, 2009, 10:57:

jajajjaja, so you meant to do that? I thought it was a typo.. but I know many a gringo like that.. just look in the waiting area for the flight from MIA to MDE...

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theflatline says on Jun 28, 2009, 10:58:

Yep,

Everytime I lived in Colombia the majority of the women I dated had their own homes, jobs, cars, and I never had to support their entire family.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 28, 2009, 11:01:

well documented Syndrome.....very easy to spot its victims.......victims can join BGSA* chapters all over the world.....billyb is a charter member.....(ps. he thinks he is a gringo, but actually a pakistani.....=)..dont tell him though)
.....jajaja

*BradGatesSyndromeAnonymous

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Pappassito (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jun 28, 2009, 11:04:

Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Jun 28, 2009, 11:06:

"Are we talking about the same Brad who pitched a shit-fit in Champion's because he had mustard on his burger & pitched it at the wall??"

uffff, no class gringo.. keep them away from me! Just causing more contempt for the gringos in Colombia as a whole.. I cant imagine the look on the poor waitstaffs faces..

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Pappassito (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jun 28, 2009, 11:07:

Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 28, 2009, 11:11:

Pappassito, you talking about the all-girls school teacher in Medellin?

maybe we need to add:

gringos with anger-management issues and sane gringos? or those gringos with class and those without?

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 28, 2009, 11:13:

and you always need to take anyone claiming to be an Ex-Cop with a grain of suspicion......the "Ex" should be a red flag.......anyone know why Brad is no longer a cop? or if he ever was?

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Jun 28, 2009, 11:20:

"Hey Billy Mays that loud mouth on TV commercials just died... jesus, he was only 50 too..."

Poor Billy Mays but it must have been heart and stress related.. Jesus every time he did an informercial he looked like he was going to blow a gasket..

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Pappassito (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jun 28, 2009, 11:25:

Pappassito (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jun 28, 2009, 11:56:

Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Jun 28, 2009, 12:15:

Yep, unfortunately big mouth gringos are going to me of the norm the more and more they start to feel comfortable, They mistake MDE for a beachside bar in the DR or CR. The only way this is going to end is if something very "bad" happens to one of them by one of them pissing off the wrong local.. Word will spread like wildfire and you will see a dramatic change in the attitudes of every gringo or whatever tourist over there,, like flicking a switch. Somewhat of a forced respect, when it should come naturally in a foreign country..

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 28, 2009, 13:36:

He's an internet Brad Pitt.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Jun 28, 2009, 13:56:

Thats not a nice thing to say,, BUT, he at the very least has BALLS enough to post a picture of himself up here in a public forum, I dont know if its smart or naive though to tell you the truth.. but im definitely leaning towards naive as time goes by on here..

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theflatline says on Jun 28, 2009, 13:56:

El Sapo,

Dual citizen, half Colombian, half American. I am not the best looking guy but do manage to keep myself in good shape. Before I shaved my head I was told I looked like Al Pacino(deep bags under eyes) and now I get a short Vin Diesel.

I have the advantage of having a father who is a prominent lawyer, a grandmother who was one first female magistrates in Colombia, and a cousin who was the head of the Colombian chopper command. They made sure I got to see the privileged and not so privileged in Colombia.

When I first moved there when I was 20 I asked my father why they did not have a maid, as they obviously had money. He said "Did you have a maid in the US, and besides now I have you." I learned to wax floors with the balls of cera they had, hands and knees for hours.

My dad and grandmother have not had a maid for 30 years. They are humble.

I have lived on and off in the country since age 20, for over 20 years, so I have a pretty good understanding of the culture and how thinks work.

I guess maybe the women I have dated in Colombia were not shallow? Plus I did not meet them on the internet.

And because I grew up in the states I am attracted to independent women. And in Colombia is a woman is independent it means she worked three times as hard as a man to get where she is.

It is not always about a pretty face.

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theflatline says on Jun 28, 2009, 13:59:

at 39 I am not that hideous.

[IMG]http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/beach.jpg[/IMG]

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theflatline says on Jun 28, 2009, 14:01:

they need to use standard img tags

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Jun 28, 2009, 14:01:

"Before I shaved my head I was told I looked like Al Pacino(deep bags under eyes) and now I get a short Vin Diesel. "

jajajajajajaj,,, OK, your just asking for it now! But that is a good one though! Hey who shaves their head these days ON PURPOSE?

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theflatline says on Jun 28, 2009, 14:02:

looks better than the receding hairline.

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theflatline says on Jun 28, 2009, 14:08:

i was squinting due to smoke.

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lpdiver says on Jun 28, 2009, 14:33:

Dayum...dey got beaches like that in Colombia...looks more like Destin or P'cola to me!!!

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 28, 2009, 14:35:

they are standing in front of a Disney backdrop......or one of the Annette Funicello (sp?) movies..maybe Beach Blanket Beauty??

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Jun 28, 2009, 14:39:

Wrong, 'Luver.
It's our gentleman male mods that are the first ones to defend all women, both Colombian and nön-Colombian and it's them who have the fastest delete fingers on threads stereotyping women. I haven't even SEEN that thread yet, been offline for a day snd a half.

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theflatline says on Jun 28, 2009, 14:40:

lpdiver

Good call, that is Destin. Not too many beaches like it in the world. Beaches ain't white and clean like that in Colombia. And for the record, she is Bolivian.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Jun 28, 2009, 15:35:

"Wrong, 'Luver.
It's our gentleman male mods that are the first ones to defend all women, both Colombian and nön-Colombian and it's them who have the fastest delete fingers on threads stereotyping women. I haven't even SEEN that thread yet, been offline for a day snd a half"

I highly doubt that.. without some coaxing.

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jun 28, 2009, 15:42:

ColombianoGringo (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jun 28, 2009, 15:45:

Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Jun 28, 2009, 15:48:

Peter is also very strict about sexist posts. He deletes ACCOUNTS when people write sexist and stereotyping stuff. Kat and I are more relaxed about it and NEVER have to coax ANy of our male mods to defend the virtue and the honour of women on PBH:)

It's funny that people get it all wrong after all these years we've been here.

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theflatline says on Jun 28, 2009, 16:03:

ColombianoGringo

I have been to Cartagena, Santa Marta, and San Andres. And I have been to Aruba and all over the Bahamas, Also Hawaii and Spain and Greece.

Destin has the softest whitest sand of anywhere I have ever been.

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lpdiver says on Jun 28, 2009, 16:28:

The sand at Siesta Key near Sarasota has much softer sand...it isn't as white though.

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